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Clips from Modern Family (2009) - In Your Head (S09E09)

"Thank you for your help,"
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"and the cupcakes are delicious, by the way."
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"- Those are for dogs. - Oh, no."
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"Ay, Phil, are you okay?"
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"Yeah, yeah."
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"I'm sure there's a perfectly reasonable explanation"
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"why Luke would abandon a make-out session."
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"No, there isn't. A Dunphy man would never do that."
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"We walk away from fights, we walk away from spiders,"
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"but never a super-cute girl who smells like frosting!"
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"You have to stay positive."
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"Nothing bad ever happens this close to a Pottery Barn."
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"I've been putting on a brave face to squash the darkness inside of me,"
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"but what if the worst has happened? How will I tell Claire? I won't."
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"I'll have to smother her with a pillow to spare her the pain,"
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"but then Jay will have lost a daughter. I'll have to smother him, too."
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"That's two pillows from the same set. It's a pattern."
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"- The police are after me! - Get ahold of yourself!"
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"- Ay! - Ow! What the hell?"
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"It wasn't me. Look, I'm still cocked!"
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"It was a shoe."
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"Wait, that's..."
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"that's Luke's."
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"Hey!"
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"Luke! You're okay!"
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"I got stuck on the roof."
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"I'm so relieved!"
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"I don't have to kill your mother!"
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"Turns out, Luke had to go to the bathroom."
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"Someone told him it was upstairs,"
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"so he walked all the way up to the roof"
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"and locked himself out."
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"His phone was dead, and he... he lost his voice"
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"trying to scream over the street musicians."
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"I was so relieved, I ran up there and gave him a big kiss."
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"Gloria!"
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"Hi. We're stuck."
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"Could you pop on up and open the door?"
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"Dunphy men."
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"Hello, Lazlo."
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"- It's pronounced "Lazlo". - That's what I said."
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"Thank you so much for meeting with us."
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"Have you had a chance to consider our offer"
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"to join Pritchett's Closets?"
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"I'm intrigued, but I have a list of demands."
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"Ah, yes, of course."
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"We have, uh..."
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"...uh, "Two turquoise bowls of white Chiclets,"
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"an empty office with a drain in the floor...""
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"- What's a "scream room"? - I think that's self-explanatory."
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"- Hmm. - Pritchett!"
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"Girl Earl!"
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"You're actually trying to poach Lazlo from me?"
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"I thought we were friends."
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"We were, and then you bought all my pineapple knobs."
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"- As a gift! - What?"
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"- I had them sent to you. - You did?"
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"Don't listen to her. This is all part of some sick plan."
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"Stealing Claire's proposals, Earl's urn to get in my head."
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"But your little games are not gonna work."
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"Yeah. Yeah, how do you explain"
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"the red ketchup stains on my proposal, French Fries?"
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"I never use ketchup."
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"I like my fries the way I like my Lazlo..."
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"undressed."
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"Twiddle-Dee."
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"You guys have a really complicated relationship."
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"And what's that red stain?"
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"Shrimp cocktail sauce, uh-oh."
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"Dad!"
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"- Shirl... - Save it."
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"We could have been friends. Well, forget it."
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"Game on."
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"Shirl..."
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"What is she up to?"
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"No, no. Your crazy conspiracy theories just cost me a friend."
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"I thought I'd finally found an... an ally in this industry,"
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"somebody to... to climb the hill with."
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"Up the hill! Oh, my God! That's it!"
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"No, no, you do not get to have an epiphany right now!"
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"I am furious at you!"
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"The answer is...yes."
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"People say that NERP"
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"is nothing more than a con job,"
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"a cash-grab vanity project from a kooky actress."
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"Ugh."
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"Oh, I'm sorry. Was that a question?"
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"- No. - Oh, okay."
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"But..."
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"is it true?"
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"- They don't tell me things. - Who's "they"?"
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"See, I don't see NERP as, like, a business."
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"- It's more, like, a kind of... - Like a way of life! Me too!"
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"Walt Disney once... envisioned..."
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"a magical world..."
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"...and people told him he was mad."
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"They called it "Walt's Folly.""
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"- But you know what that place became? - Disneyland."
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"- That was not a question. - Oh, I... I'm sorry."
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"That place is Disneyland."
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"What?! That's crazy. Didn't see it coming."
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"I want to turn NERP"
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"into the next Disney-Facebook-Tesla-Botox."
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"It's a world changer. It's a road map to the future."
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"- That was a question! - Oh...uh...uh..."
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"Alright, listen."
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"I really liked your writing sample, it's true."
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"But..."
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"...we have a lot of candidates"
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"with more experience and famous-er parents, so..."
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"fly away, little birdie."
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"Flap. Flap, flap."
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"Okay, thank you."
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"Nicole?"
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"You and me... this is gonna happen."
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"Excuse me?"
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"There are forces in the universe that we don't understand."
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"They can't be explained, but they cannot be denied,"
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"and that is what this is."
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"I don't... I don't get it, but I know that it's real."
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