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Clips from Cheers - Peterson Crusoe (S03E03)

GOOD. THEN YOU'RE NOT GOING TO RUB HER NOSE IN IT?

"GOOD. THEN YOU'RE NOT GOING TO RUB HER NOSE IN IT?"

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TO THE BONE. HEH HEH HA HA HA!

"TO THE BONE. HEH HEH HA HA HA!"

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THANK YOU VERY MUCH,

"THANK YOU VERY MUCH,"

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AND A HAPPY 50th WEDDING ANNIVERSARY TO YOU BOTH.

"AND A HAPPY 50th WEDDING ANNIVERSARY TO YOU BOTH."

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50th ANNIVERSARY?

"50th ANNIVERSARY?"

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YEAH. THEY ORDERED A BOTTLE OF DOM PERIGNON.

"YEAH. THEY ORDERED A BOTTLE OF DOM PERIGNON."

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OH! I THOUGHT THEY WERE JUST A COUPLE OF CHEAP OLD COOTS.

"OH! I THOUGHT THEY WERE JUST A COUPLE OF CHEAP OLD COOTS."

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COACH, A $20 TIP.

"COACH, A $20 TIP."

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HUH!

"HUH!"

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THAT'S IT! DIANE WINS IT.

"THAT'S IT! DIANE WINS IT."

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REALLY?

"REALLY?"

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AH! HA HA HA!

"AH! HA HA HA!"

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OH, THIS IS SO EXCITING!

"OH, THIS IS SO EXCITING!"

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YEAH. WHO'S GONNA SLEEP TONIGHT?

"YEAH. WHO'S GONNA SLEEP TONIGHT?"

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OHH--DON'T HURT ME.

"OHH--DON'T HURT ME."

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I DIDN'T MEAN TO GLOAT, CARLA.

"I DIDN'T MEAN TO GLOAT, CARLA."

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I'M SORRY. PLEASE DON'T HURT ME.

"I'M SORRY. PLEASE DON'T HURT ME."

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I JUST WANTED TO SHAKE YOUR HAND,

"I JUST WANTED TO SHAKE YOUR HAND,"

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BUT IF YOU DON'T WANT TO SHAKE MY HAND,

"BUT IF YOU DON'T WANT TO SHAKE MY HAND,"

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I'LL JUST SAY CONGRATULATIONS.

"I'LL JUST SAY CONGRATULATIONS."

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SOMETIMES THERE IS NO PLEASURE IN CONQUEST.

"SOMETIMES THERE IS NO PLEASURE IN CONQUEST."

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YEAH. I HAVEN'T FORGOTTEN OUR FIRST NIGHT TOGETHER, EITHER.

"YEAH. I HAVEN'T FORGOTTEN OUR FIRST NIGHT TOGETHER, EITHER."

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DID YOU FIND NORM?

"DID YOU FIND NORM?"

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YEAH. BOY, IS HE WEIRDING OUT.

"YEAH. BOY, IS HE WEIRDING OUT."

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Sam: WHAT DO YOU MEAN?

"Sam: WHAT DO YOU MEAN?"

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BY THE TIME I CAUGHT UP TO HIM, HE WAS SITTING IN THE MIDDLE OF A GARDEN.

"BY THE TIME I CAUGHT UP TO HIM, HE WAS SITTING IN THE MIDDLE OF A GARDEN."

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HE SAID HE WANTED TO SMELL THE ROSES.

"HE SAID HE WANTED TO SMELL THE ROSES."

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Diane: I DON'T THINK THAT'S WEIRD.

"Diane: I DON'T THINK THAT'S WEIRD."

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YEAH? IT WAS A VEGETABLE GARDEN.

"YEAH? IT WAS A VEGETABLE GARDEN."

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THAT'S WEIRD.

"THAT'S WEIRD."

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YEAH. I MENTIONED IT TO HIM. HE SAID, "SO?

"YEAH. I MENTIONED IT TO HIM. HE SAID, "SO?"

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I WANT TO SMELL THE SQUASH. LEAVE ME ALONE."

"I WANT TO SMELL THE SQUASH. LEAVE ME ALONE.""

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THEN HE GOT UP, AND HE WANDERED

"THEN HE GOT UP, AND HE WANDERED"

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DOWN TOWARDS THE PIER.

"DOWN TOWARDS THE PIER."

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I SHUDDER TO THINK WHAT HE WANTS TO SMELL DOWN THERE.

"I SHUDDER TO THINK WHAT HE WANTS TO SMELL DOWN THERE."

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THIS IS THAT BAR I WAS TELLING YOU ABOUT.

"THIS IS THAT BAR I WAS TELLING YOU ABOUT."

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THESE PEOPLE SIT IN HERE NIGHT AFTER NIGHT,

"THESE PEOPLE SIT IN HERE NIGHT AFTER NIGHT,"

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WASTING THEIR LIVES AWAY, BUT, NO, DON'T HATE THEM;

"WASTING THEIR LIVES AWAY, BUT, NO, DON'T HATE THEM;"

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PITY THEM, AS I DO.

"PITY THEM, AS I DO."

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YOU SEE, THEY'RE CHAINED HERE,

"YOU SEE, THEY'RE CHAINED HERE,"

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UNABLE TO SOAR FREE LIKE YOU AND ME.

"UNABLE TO SOAR FREE LIKE YOU AND ME."

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SOAR, LITTLE GUY, SOAR!

"SOAR, LITTLE GUY, SOAR!"

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SOAR!

"SOAR!"

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YOU WANT TO SIT DOWN AND HAVE A BEER OR SOMETHING?

"YOU WANT TO SIT DOWN AND HAVE A BEER OR SOMETHING?"

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NO. NO TIME FOR THAT.

"NO. NO TIME FOR THAT."

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I JUST STOPPED IN TO SAY GOOD-BYE.

"I JUST STOPPED IN TO SAY GOOD-BYE."

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YOU SEE, I'M SAILING FOR BORA BORA.

"YOU SEE, I'M SAILING FOR BORA BORA."

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BORA BORA?

"BORA BORA?"

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YEAH. EVER SINCE I WAS A LITTLE BOY,

"YEAH. EVER SINCE I WAS A LITTLE BOY,"

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THE SOUTH PACIFIC HAS BEEN CALLING--

"THE SOUTH PACIFIC HAS BEEN CALLING--"

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"COME TO ME, NORM. THIS IS WHERE YOU BELONG."

""COME TO ME, NORM. THIS IS WHERE YOU BELONG.""

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AND I'VE ALWAYS IGNORED THAT CALL TILL NOW.

"AND I'VE ALWAYS IGNORED THAT CALL TILL NOW."

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SO I'M GONNA GO TO THE BEACH AND BUILD A HUT,

"SO I'M GONNA GO TO THE BEACH AND BUILD A HUT,"

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SEND FOR VERA, AND LIVE THERE THE REST OF OUR LIVES.

"SEND FOR VERA, AND LIVE THERE THE REST OF OUR LIVES."

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ISN'T THAT NICE?

"ISN'T THAT NICE?"

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MMM.

"MMM."

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I BOOKED PASSED ON ONE OF THOSE CARGO SHIPS

"I BOOKED PASSED ON ONE OF THOSE CARGO SHIPS"

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WHERE YOU JUST WORK LIGHT DUTIES.

"WHERE YOU JUST WORK LIGHT DUTIES."

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WE SHOVE OFF AT MIDNIGHT.

"WE SHOVE OFF AT MIDNIGHT."

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NORMAN, WAIT A MINUTE. WHAT ABOUT A PASSPORT?

"NORMAN, WAIT A MINUTE. WHAT ABOUT A PASSPORT?"

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WHAT ABOUT SHOTS?

"WHAT ABOUT SHOTS?"

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WELL, I ALREADY HAVE MY PASSPORT

"WELL, I ALREADY HAVE MY PASSPORT"

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AND, BELIEVE IT OR NOT,

"AND, BELIEVE IT OR NOT,"

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YOU DON'T NEED ANY SHOTS FOR BORA BORA.

"YOU DON'T NEED ANY SHOTS FOR BORA BORA."

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THERE'S NO DISEASE THERE.

"THERE'S NO DISEASE THERE."

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LUNACY IS ON ITS WAY.

"LUNACY IS ON ITS WAY."

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NORM? YEAH?

"NORM? YEAH?"

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WHAT ABOUT THAT GREAT NEW JOB YOU GOT?

"WHAT ABOUT THAT GREAT NEW JOB YOU GOT?"

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RIGHT, RIGHT.

"RIGHT, RIGHT."

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I SHOULD REALLY CALL THAT GUY, SHOULDN'T I?

"I SHOULD REALLY CALL THAT GUY, SHOULDN'T I?"

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OH, YEAH. YEAH.

"OH, YEAH. YEAH."

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SAMMY, YOU SEE WHAT HE'S DOING, RIGHT?

"SAMMY, YOU SEE WHAT HE'S DOING, RIGHT?"

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THE OLD JOKE MEISTER, JUST TUGGING AT OUR ANKLES.

"THE OLD JOKE MEISTER, JUST TUGGING AT OUR ANKLES."

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HOLD ONTO YOUR SOCKS, GENTS. HERE HE GOES.

"HOLD ONTO YOUR SOCKS, GENTS. HERE HE GOES."

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HI, MR. FELDMAN, SIR. HI. NORM PETERSON HERE.

"HI, MR. FELDMAN, SIR. HI. NORM PETERSON HERE."

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OH, AWFULLY SORRY TO WAKE YOU, SIR.

"OH, AWFULLY SORRY TO WAKE YOU, SIR."

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YOU SEE, I JUST WANTED TO CALL IN TO LET YOU KNOW

"YOU SEE, I JUST WANTED TO CALL IN TO LET YOU KNOW"

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I'M NOT COMING TO WORK TOMORROW.

"I'M NOT COMING TO WORK TOMORROW."

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I'M SAILING TO BORA BORA, GONNA LIVE IN A HUT.

"I'M SAILING TO BORA BORA, GONNA LIVE IN A HUT."

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AS A MATTER OF FACT, I AM IN A BAR.

"AS A MATTER OF FACT, I AM IN A BAR."

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OH, NO, NO. MY HEAD'S QUITE CLEAR, SIR.

"OH, NO, NO. MY HEAD'S QUITE CLEAR, SIR."

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I'M QUITTING.

"I'M QUITTING."

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YES, I REALIZE I'M BURNING MY BRIDGES HERE, SIR,

"YES, I REALIZE I'M BURNING MY BRIDGES HERE, SIR,"

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BUT THERE'S NO HARD FEELINGS ON THIS END.

"BUT THERE'S NO HARD FEELINGS ON THIS END."

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AS A MATTER OF FACT, IF YOU'RE EVER IN BORA BORA,

"AS A MATTER OF FACT, IF YOU'RE EVER IN BORA BORA,"

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STOP ON BY THE OLD PETERSON HUT,

"STOP ON BY THE OLD PETERSON HUT,"

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AND WE'LL SHARE A CUP OF GROG, SIR.

"AND WE'LL SHARE A CUP OF GROG, SIR."

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MAYBE I'LL TAKE YOU OU--

"MAYBE I'LL TAKE YOU OU--"

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RIGHT. I REALIZE IT'S LATE, SIR. VERY SORRY.

"RIGHT. I REALIZE IT'S LATE, SIR. VERY SORRY."

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[CLICK]

"[CLICK]"

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[NORM SIGHS]

"[NORM SIGHS]"

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I PITY THAT MAN.

"I PITY THAT MAN."

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SAMMY, I WANT YOU TO GIVE THESE

"SAMMY, I WANT YOU TO GIVE THESE"

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TO SOME POOR SOUL WHO MAY NEED THEM, HUH?

"TO SOME POOR SOUL WHO MAY NEED THEM, HUH?"

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WELL, EVERYBODY. THIS IS GOOD-BYE.

"WELL, EVERYBODY. THIS IS GOOD-BYE."

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I...I DON'T KNOW WHAT I CAN REALLY SAY TO YOU FOLKS.

"I...I DON'T KNOW WHAT I CAN REALLY SAY TO YOU FOLKS."

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YOU'VE BEEN LIKE FAMILY TO ME.

"YOU'VE BEEN LIKE FAMILY TO ME."

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I'M GONNA MISS YOU ALL, THAT'S FOR SURE.

"I'M GONNA MISS YOU ALL, THAT'S FOR SURE."

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OH, COME ON, MAN. THIS IS NUTS!

"OH, COME ON, MAN. THIS IS NUTS!"

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I MEAN, PEOPLE JUST DON'T DROP EVERYTHING

"I MEAN, PEOPLE JUST DON'T DROP EVERYTHING"

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AND SAIL AWAY TO BORA BORA.

"AND SAIL AWAY TO BORA BORA."

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I DO.

"I DO."

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GOOD-BYE, NORMIE.

"GOOD-BYE, NORMIE."

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GOOD-BYE, COACH.

"GOOD-BYE, COACH."

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COACH, YOU'RE GOING TO FEEL PRETTY SILLY WHEN

"COACH, YOU'RE GOING TO FEEL PRETTY SILLY WHEN"

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HE PULLS THE PLUG ON THIS GAG; WAIT AND SEE.

"HE PULLS THE PLUG ON THIS GAG; WAIT AND SEE."

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YOU UNDERSTAND, DON'T YOU, COACH?

"YOU UNDERSTAND, DON'T YOU, COACH?"

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NO, NORMIE, BUT THEY'LL TELL ME LATER.

"NO, NORMIE, BUT THEY'LL TELL ME LATER."

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HEY, YOU BETTER GET USED TO WHAT YOU'RE DOING THERE, NORM.

"HEY, YOU BETTER GET USED TO WHAT YOU'RE DOING THERE, NORM."

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THEY GOT ALL-MALE CREWS ON THOSE SHIPS.

"THEY GOT ALL-MALE CREWS ON THOSE SHIPS."

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OK, NORM. JOKE'S OVER.

"OK, NORM. JOKE'S OVER."

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KNOCK IT OFF. IT'S ENDED.

"KNOCK IT OFF. IT'S ENDED."

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NORM.

"NORM."

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HA HA HA! YOU KIDDER.

"HA HA HA! YOU KIDDER."

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BOY, YOU HAD US GOING THERE FOR A WHILE.

"BOY, YOU HAD US GOING THERE FOR A WHILE."

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WING TIPS ARE FOR ACCOUNTANTS, CLIFFIE.

"WING TIPS ARE FOR ACCOUNTANTS, CLIFFIE."

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I'M A BEACHCOMBER NOW.

"I'M A BEACHCOMBER NOW."

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NORMIE'S GONE!

"NORMIE'S GONE!"

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HERE YOU ARE, MISS.

"HERE YOU ARE, MISS."

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THE SERVICE WAS EXCELLENT.

"THE SERVICE WAS EXCELLENT."

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