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Clips from Teenage Bounty Hunters - Cleave or Whatever (S01E01)

"Naomi and Ruth from the Bible."
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"I really like that story."
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"Yeah, me too, actually."
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"Really?"
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"Yeah."
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"Two women left on their own who make the best of a bad situation,"
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"securing their fortune without the help of a man?"
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"I read that they were together."
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"Yeah, of course they were together."
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"Women couldn't travel alone back then."
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"No, um... like, "together-together,""
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"like, they cleaved or whatever."
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"[chuckles]"
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"What do you mean, "cleaved"? Like... "sex"?"
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"Yeah. It's the same Hebrew word,"
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"like Naomi cleaved to Ruth"
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"like how Adam cleaved to Eve."
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"[scoffs] That's a loose interpretation."
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"Well, what about Jonathan and David?"
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"Jonathan grew "full" thinking about David."
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""Full," like, erect."
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"Okay. What about the Apostle Paul?"
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"Romans 1:26: "For this reason, God gave them up to degrading passions."
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"Their women exchanged natural intercourse"
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"-for unnatural--" -I hate Paul."
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"The Apostle Paul?"
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"He's so annoying."
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"He also said that women should learn in silence."
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"Like, "You smile and shush, Paul.""
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"Why should the Bible be a rule book for sex, anyway?"
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"It's 2000 years old."
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"It contradicts itself in, like, a bajillion different places."
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"Its big points are "love thy neighbor" and "protect the poor,""
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"but all anybody can ever talk about is sex and purity,"
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"and one man and one woman, r-- right?"
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"I'm sorry... what are you saying?"
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"Um... Just that Naomi and Ruth kick butt, that's all."
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"Okay."
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"All right."
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"Get you some drink there, greenie."
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"-Yeah. -[knocking]"
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"Hey."
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"Here's your check."
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"Oh."
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"Thank you."
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"Hey, look, um..."
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"I know you think you know  what me and Michelle got."
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"And I'll admit, there is a pattern."
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"But you're not in it."
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"So you don't know what it could be."
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"And I have changed.  I don't care what you think."
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"And if I've changed, change is possible."
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"Actually..."
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"I should apologize."
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"It really is none of my business"
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"and I shouldn't have said any of that,"
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"not to the girls and not to you."
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"I'm sorry."
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"I don't know that many people here in Atlanta."
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"Truth is..."
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"you're one of my best friends."
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"I don't want to see you get hurt..."
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"or say you're one with nature."
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"[snickers]"
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"But it's your life, Bowser."
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"You know what's best for you."
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"Congrats on the skip."
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"[Blair] Are we here at the wrong time?"
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"No, I'm re-reading it."
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"It says, "8:00 p.m. family meeting," in her text,"
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"and it's 7:59."
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"She's always two minutes early."
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"[groans]"
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"I feel sick."
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"Dad knew I was so suspicious."
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"There's no way he didn't tell her."
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"Well, maybe it's not about the gun or the storage unit or anything, you know?"
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"Maybe... Maybe Chloe's got a new walk schedule or something."
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"No, I want it to be about that stuff."
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"If they don't talk about it, I'm going to confront them."
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"Confront who?"
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"Um, Ezekiel and Hannah B. They mimicked me."
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"Oh."
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"We have some questions for the two of you, actually."
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"That's what we'd like to talk to you about."
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"[Anderson] Blair seemed curious on the trip."
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"And..."
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"I sometimes forget..."
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"parts of your mother's life."
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"And then we realized that we haven't really shared..."
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"-Mm. -...much with you."
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"No, and that is mostly my fault."
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"Y'all know that I've had a difficult time talking about Mee-maw and Dee-daw,"
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"but I never really explained why."
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"Well, um... before they left for the airport,"
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"the three of us got into a big fight."
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"I'd snuck out of the house to go to a party"
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"and, um... well, they found out and confronted me"
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"and... I disrespected them."
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"I said some awful things."
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"What things?"
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"Well..."
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"girls, I, uh..."
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"I told them that... I hated them."
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"You should've seen Dee-daw's face."
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"I told him they were... pathetic"
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"and old and out of touch, you know."
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"Anyway, they left to go fly to New York."
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"I refused to say goodbye and that was that,"
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"I never saw them again."
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"So, I don't talk much..."
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"about Savannah or my life there."
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"Or huntin' with Dee-daw..."
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"because I just can't."
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"But..."
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"[sighs]"
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"girls, I need you to know that I love you."
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"Oh, I love you so much and..."
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"I do want you to know me."
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"So, um..."
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