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Clips from The Goldbergs - Edward 'Eddie the Eagle' Edwards (S03E03)

"Even his co-workers at the furniture store"
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"were feeling the squeeze."
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"Hi. Picking up or dropping..."
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"Oh, God, it's you!"
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"Hello? Vic?"
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"We're closed. Come back later."
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"Vic, I see you."
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"(CHUCKLES)"
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"What are you doing in a photo shack?"
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"Murray kind of cut back my hours."
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"Oh, no."
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"Is it 'cause you're so terrible"
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"at selling furniture?"
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"No. Wait, does Murray say that?"
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"Are things not going well at the store?"
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"Oh, well, you know the furniture game."
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"(CHUCKLES) It's... But, no, they're not."
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"But do me a favor. What?"
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"Don't tell Murray you heard it from me, okay?"
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"Of course, Vic. I permiss."
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"Did you just say "permiss"?"
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"No, I said "I pormiss.""
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"Por...Por..."
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"I pormiss."
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"Got to go! Wait, what?"
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"(TIRES SCREECH)"
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"My mom wasn't one to break a promise."
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"A "pormiss" was a different story."
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"Hey! Bevy!"
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"What a fun surprise!"
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"Yeah. Just came to see the big guy in action."
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"(CHUCKLES) So, how's it going?"
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"Hoo-hoo! Been slammed."
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"Slammed, huh?"
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"Must have missed the rush."
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"Well, you know, it comes in waves."
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"As a matter of fact, I should get back to work."
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"Oh, so, so busy."
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"Sold two of these."
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"This baby? Gone."
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"Sold it. Shouldn't have been sitting in it."
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"And you're not gonna believe this."
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"Somebody bought a register!"
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"Ka-ching, ka-ching, ka-ching! Look at us!"
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"As my dad was hiding his troubles from my mom,"
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"Barry was unleashing his inner champion."
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"What's with the board, douche lords?"
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"Just deciding which Olympic sport"
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"will make Barry a national hero."
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"Deal with it!"
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"Okay, stop."
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"You're not Eddie the Eagle,"
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"and you're never gonna win at...curling?"
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"What the hell is that?"
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"Isn't it genius? No one knows."
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"It's a sport where you sweep a rock across a sheet of ice."
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"It takes incredible focus and patience."
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"Mmm..."
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"Moving on. How about dressage?"
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"Yes! I'll win the gold at whatever that is!"
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"It's an equestrian event,"
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"which is the elegant art of horse dancing."
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"I told you, bro! I will never dance with a horse!"
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"Never!"
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"What is your deal with horses?"
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"They know what they did."
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"You're right. Moving on. Rhythmic gymnastics."
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"Oh, you mean ribbon dancing?"
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"Yes, please do that. I beg you."
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"I sense your mocking tone. You know who else got mocked?"
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"Edward "Eddie the Eagle" Edwards."
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"His name is Edward Edwards?"
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"Look, I don't know all the details."
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"I'm just basing my life on him. Geez."
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"In that case, let's get you a ribbon."
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"(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)"
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"It's everything I thought it would be and more."
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"The ribbon just takes me where it wants."
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"Look at him go. (THUD)"
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"(GASPING) Not part of the routine. Help me!"
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"Don't worry. We'll find a sport for you."
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"How are you with skiing and guns?"
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"Never done it, but I'm awesome at it."
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"Stop. Just stop. Admit it."
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"The only sport you're good at is that stupid brother game"
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"you invented to beat the crap out of each other."
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"BOTH: Ball-Ball!"
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"Ball-Ball! One awesome thing about"
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"having an older brother was the sports we'd make up."
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"Racquet round!"
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"The rules were endless and complicated..."
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"Sleep!"
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"...but no matter what, you had to yell..."
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"Ball-Ball!"
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"Yes!"
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"Dude, you're unbeatable!"
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"This is the answer, Erica!"
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"If I get Ball-Ball into the Olympics,"
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"you'll know I'll bring home the gold."
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"Giant problem. Some dumbass game you play in the basement"
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"will never be an Olympic sport."
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"That's what they said about soccer."
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"He's right. I heard that. No, you didn't."
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"I didn't, but he said it with such confidence I agree."
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"We will rule the world!"
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"Ugh!"
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"While my brother had found his road to gold,"
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"my mother was worried"
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"my dad was on the road to ruin."
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"You should have seen the store, Dad."
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"Completely abandoned."
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"I just don't understand why he won't ask me for help."
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"This is how Murray's dad raised him."
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"Be proud. Don't ask for a hand-out."
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"Solve it yourself."
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"Well, you raised me to offer support and guidance"
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"and strong-arm anyone into doing exactly what I want."
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"That's what you thought I meant when I said,"
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""Follow your dreams"?"
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"Yes."
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