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Clips from The Goldbergs - Edward 'Eddie the Eagle' Edwards (S03E03)

"My dad was too proud to ask for help,"
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"so my mom decided to force it on him."
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"Bevy!"
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"(BELL DINGS) Hello, Murray."
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"I see you found the solution to all your problems."
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"What am I looking at? I'm confused and angry."
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"It's a fa-ton. A what?"
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"A fa-ton. Fa-ton?"
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"Fa-ton. Fa-ton."
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"Fa-ton? Fa-ton."
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"A what? Fa-ton."
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"It's Japanese."
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"It's a couch but also..."
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"a bed! It's the origami of furniture."
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"What is it doing in the only room in the world that I like?"
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"Murray, I know about the furniture store."
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"I saw Vic in that tiny little photo house."
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"It was sad."
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"Look, I don't need anyone's help."
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"And I definitely don't need a fa-ton."
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"Just one (BLEEP) fa-ton."
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"No fa-tons."
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"As my dad was refusing help to sell furniture,"
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"Barry was hoping to sell Ball-Ball to the masses."
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"Friends, JTP..."
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"TOGETHER: JTP! ...girlfriend,"
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"ponytail burnouts."
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"I've gathered you here today Sup?"
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"'cause you're the taste-makers of the school."
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"You know it. Big time."
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"We'll eat anything. I present to you Ball-Ball, a high-octane sport"
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"of the future, and it's the coolest,"
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"newest club in school."
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"What the hell, man?"
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"You told me this was a Rush Appreciation club."
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"I'm letting you in on the ground floor."
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"'Cause what we have here, it's more than a game."
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"It's a way of life. I've played it."
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"They're definitely overselling it, but it's fine."
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"I heard I get to hit you in the testicles."
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"When do I get to do that?"
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"Love the enthusiasm!"
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"Now, I'm not only president of this club."
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"I'm also Ball-Ball champion of the world."
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"So I will naturally dominate, so do not be discouraged."
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"All right, everyone out!"
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"Ruben Amaro, Jr. has to break in some new sneakers."
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"But I signed out the gym for my new Ball-Ball club."
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"What is this? How's it work?"
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"Ah, there's like a thousand rules. Too complicated for you."
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"Bro, it's Ruben Amaro, Jr. Let him in our club."
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"Yeah, you want this to go big, right?"
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"Well, he's the best athlete in school."
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"I don't know if it's confirmed"
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"he's the best athlete in school."
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"And honestly, I'm not sure he's ready to play game like this."
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"Watch and learn."
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"Ball-Ball!"
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"Oh, no! He caught it with one hand."
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"That's a ball-buster bonus."
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"A penalty shot at Barry's face or nards. Your choice."
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"Nards! Definitely the nards!"
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"Hey, Adam, pal, maybe ease up on the rules until..."
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"Ohh!"
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"Sweetie, are you okay?"
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"(GROANING) He didn't say "Ball-Ball.""
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"This game is amazing! I'm telling everyone in school!"
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"Hey, Coach, I like this club."
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"Ruben Amaro, Jr. is in. It is officially a club."
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"(GASPS) Score! We did it!"
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"Wait, is this little kid playing with us?"
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"'Cause maybe I'll take a rain check."
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"If Ruben hates it, I hate it, too."
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"Actually, I'm Barry's coach."
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"No! I don't even know who this kid is!"
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"Get out of here, strange child."
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"But this is our sport. We invented it together."
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"Well, sometimes in life, you make hard choices."
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"This is an easy one. Bye, Adam."
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"No! It's my game, too! Turns out Barry added a new rule"
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"to our beloved Ball-Ball... stabbing me in the back."
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"Despite my dad's struggle at the store,"
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"he forbid my mom from getting involved."
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"It did not stick."
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"Surprise!"
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"It's a fa-ton."
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"I know it's a fa-ton. We discussed the fa-ton."
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"Get the fa-ton out of my store!"
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"I believe it's pronounced "fu-ton.""
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"(BELL DINGS) I'll handle this."
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"Hello, sir."
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"What fine piece of luxury furniture"
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"can I put you in today?"
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"Oh. Is that one of those new futons?"
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"Why, yes. They're very comfortable."
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"No. Ignore that thing."
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"These people don't even work here."
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"See, I have a small condo,"
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"and this would really save a lot of room."
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"Not to mention a lot of money."
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"Here. Sit down. Or lie down."
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"The choice is yours."
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"Wait, what if I told you"
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"I have a bed combined with a small lake?"
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"You see that? You see how it's gently rocking me to sleep?"
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"Waterbed. (SIGHS) Yeah, I don't know."
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"It seems kind of '70s."
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"This bed is so damn relaxing!"
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"Really? 'Cause you look more agitated."
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"It's like being in the freaking Bahamas."
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"Come on. Lay down next to me."
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"Lay your body next to mine and feel what I feel."
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"Yeah, I'm... I'm gonna go futon."
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"Wonderful."
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"Vic will ring you up since he's not doing anything."
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"(CHUCKLES)"
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"I'm taking this commission."
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"We did it."
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"See what happens when you accept a little help?"
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"You want to help? Great. The store is yours."
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