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Clips from The Goldbergs - Edward 'Eddie the Eagle' Edwards (S03E03)

"Athletics flowed through his veins."
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"Sports!"
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"Yep, in our family, Barry was the undisputed jock,"
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"mainly 'cause I never disputed it."
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"Swish, baby!"
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"Holy balls!"
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"It only took 173 tries!"
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"It took Dr. J 200 times."
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"Don't look it up. Just take my words as fact."
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"Calling my shot."
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"Right-field bleachers. Give it to me, Adam."
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"Come on, baby!"
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"He had it all."
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"Strength, passion, and delusion."
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"Yes! Left field, which is your right,"
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"so it still counts!"
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"Dude, how do the Phillies not recruit you right now,"
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"fresh out of high school?"
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"That's what I ask when I call them!"
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"Truth was, I may have been a tad responsible"
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"for over-inflating his ego."
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"Tonight, we celebrate excellence"
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"on and off the field."
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"I give you the William Penn Academy"
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"Athlete of the Year."
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"Not only is this student a gifted sportsman,"
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"but he's a born leader, and, damn it,"
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"I'd follow him anywhere."
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"Snap some photos after he calls my name."
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"Of course, you all know who I'm talking about."
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"Ruben Amaro, Jr."
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"Boom! Yes! Yes!"
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"(EXHALING SHARPLY) Yes!"
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"Student athletes, parents, faculty,"
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"and distinguished guests,"
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"I am privileged and honored to accept this award."
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"Goldberg, what the hell are you doing?"
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"I said Rubén Amaro, Jr."
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"What? How is that even possible?"
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"Well, he's an athletic superstar,"
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"and you are our mascot."
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"Now put on the giant head and dance for our champ."
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"(APPLAUSE)"
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"This is bullcrap."
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"What does Ruben Amaro, Jr. have"
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"that I don't?"
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"Um, four-year varsity letterman in baseball,"
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"the home-run record, and I'm pretty sure he's got"
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"a full scholarship to Stanford."
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"Anyone could play baseball. I play Wiffle."
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"Yes, the only sport where the equipment"
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"is sold in a pharmacy."
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"Well, at the very least, Coach should recognize"
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"my insane hoop skills."
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"Sweetie, you're not even on the basketball team."
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"'Cause I play street ball."
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"My flash and pizzazz can't be contained in a gymnasium."
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"And don't get me started on my boomerang skills."
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"I won't. I'd like to see Ruben Amaro, Jr."
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"chuck a 'rang."
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"Stupid, selfish showboat."
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"This night was supposed to be about Barry Goldberg."
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"I don't think it was."
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"But hey, you'll always be my champion."
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"That's just worthless."
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"But thank you."
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"Barry's dream of becoming an athletic superstar"
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"was at an all-time low, but that all changed"
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"when he watched the biggest underdog story"
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"in Olympic history on the news."
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"The story of Eddie the Eagle."
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"Look at him go, Lucky."
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"A week ago, nobody knew who this guy was."
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"But today, he's a legend."
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"A legend that would inspire my brother"
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"on his path to greatness."
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"Is that guy wearing his glasses"
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"under his ski goggles?"
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"That's Eddie the Eagle."
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"He's an actual Olympic athlete."
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"How? He looks like a guy that works at the post office."
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"Exactly. He's the only dude from England"
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"to do ski-jumping."
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"This nobody just walked right into"
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"Olympic Glory. (VANGELIS' CHARIOTS OF FIRE PLAYS)"
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"This changes everything."
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"You're right! I'm gonna be a champion!"
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"Olympics, here I come, baby!"
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"Watch out."
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"Champi... (MUSIC STOPS)"
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"God, those are steep. (PANTING)"
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"Champion!"
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"¶ I'm twisted up inside"
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"¶ But nonetheless I feel the need to say"
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"¶ I don't know the future"
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"¶ But the past keeps getting clearer every day ¶"
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"It was February 24th, 1980-something,"
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"and my dad was doing what he did best. Saving money."
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"Which one of you morons cranked up the heat to 55?"
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"How is that cranked up?"
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"I'm wearing my Spider-Man long underwear,"
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"which, yes, feels like a fun little secret,"
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"but it shouldn't be necessary in the house."
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"He's right, Mur. It's freezing in here."
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"At least start a fire."
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"Are you nuts?"
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"You think firewood grows on trees?"
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"Yes, that's what trees are. Wood."
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"Well, keep your hands off."
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"And turn off the damn lights!"
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"We don't support the electric company."
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"ADAM: Hey, we're still in here."
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"It's after 6:00! Go to bed!"
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"My dad had always been frugal, but lately,"
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"he was getting worse."
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"MURRAY: Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa."
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"That's two whole ounces of milk right there."
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"Pour it back."
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"But it's blue from all the Boo Berry."
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"Berries are healthy. Pour it back."
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