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Clips from North

"You want to know how to build a rocket, don't ask me."
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"Don't even ask about it."
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"You need brain surgery--I'm not your man."
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"I won't discuss it."
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"But if you wonder about the quality of a pair of pants, come to me."
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"I can't think about it."
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"Pants! That's what I know. Pants."
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"I had a day, let me tell you."
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"He says, What about chinos?"
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"Herbrew slaves in Egypt..."
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"I know chinos."
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"...were in Disneyland compared--"
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"He asked me about jeans. Please!"
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"Yes, being whipped is no bargain..."
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"But overalls--now he's insulting me."
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"...but the slaves didn't have to book the Himmelmans at Easter."
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"Einstein knew arithmentic and I know pants."
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"North knew he was having a coronary."
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"I said, Do you know who I am?"
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"As a rule, 11-year-olds don't experience these."
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"In case you forget let me remind you."
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"But for North this was a sressful time."
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"I'm number six!"
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"North was having trouble with his folks."
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"And it was putting a damper on what was otherwise a very successful life."
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"How successful?"
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"Look at the year he's had."
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"Photosynthesis: The process by which carbohydrates..."
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"...are formed in the chlorophyll of plants exposed to sunlight."
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"But did North's folks realize how special he was?"
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"Hardly."
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"Dad."
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"I was inspecting pants before you were wearing them..."
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"...Mr. Vice-President- Because-You're-The-Owner's-Son."
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"God forbid they go through Atlanta."
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"Try to match my knowledge of belt loops."
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"See this rash?"
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"Himmelman."
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"There's no ointment for this."
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"You know who you're talking to?"
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"This year's..."
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"...recipient of the coveted Mr. Inseam award."
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"Well, that shut him up."
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"You know what that stupid Wincheel did to me today?"
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"I saw blood in my stool today."
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"North?"
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"Are you okay?"
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"What's wrong? - Tell us."
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"Loosen his pants."
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"No, I'm okay."
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"I'll all right."
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"I'm okay."
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"But North wasn't okay."
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"This parent thing began to affect every part of this life."
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"It turns into wind."
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"What sense does that makes?"
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"It's not--"
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"Maybe it shows us where the wind was."
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"What are we supposed to do that information?"
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"To be, or not to--"
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"Line?"
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"Be."
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"Be."
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"Ball four."
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"Six in a row."
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"Time-out."
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"How you doing?"
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"I don't get it."
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"A child is born. He's given a life."
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"But then he's appreciated by everyone except the folks who gave him that life."
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"It's just not right."
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"Let me rephrase the questio-- how's the arm?"
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"Mr. Blankman, I have problems I have to work out."
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"Problems? You?"
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"North?"
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"So while everyone wondered..."
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"...what could be bothering last year's most valuable player, North left..."
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"...and treaded for this secret spot."
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"Yes, North had a secret spot."
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"You know what I mean."
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"A place that's ordinary to everyone else.."
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"...but for some reason is special to you."
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"No matter where it is..."
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"...you can feel you're away from everyone and everything."
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"The spot where you do your best thinking."
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"The place where you can reflect upon what was..."
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"...mull over what is, or just..."
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"...close your eyes and change the world into whatever you wish it could be."
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"North probably couldn't remeber when the spot first revealed its powers to him."
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"It didn't matter at this point."
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"What was important was, whenever he sat in that armchair..."
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"...he looked like any other kid waitting for his parents to finish shopping."
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"He was sitting on that spot the first time I saw him."
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"Why don't they like me?"
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"What did I do wrong?"
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"You okay, kid?"
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"Yeah."
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"Good."
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"'Cause I only got a ten minute break."
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"My back us killing me."
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"The last thing I need is to hear someone's problems."
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"Hungey?"
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"No, thanks."
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"Good."
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"I'm starved and this is my last carrot."
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"So, who are you?"
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"I'm North."
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"I've seen your name on maps."
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"Very impressive."
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"Who are you?"
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"The Easter Bunny. Third floor, toys."
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"- Until Sunday, that is. - Then what do you do?"
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"Whatever I want."
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"I'm independently wealthy."
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"Fourth of July I might be Uncle same."
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"At Christmas, maybe Santa Claus."
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"My life's a holiday."
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"How about yours? - Not lately."
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"I had a real bad game today."
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"How bad?"
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