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Clips from Arrested Development - Pilot (S01E01)

"Never mind. I don’t want to ruin the surprise."
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"So, no hard feelings. Adios. Sayonara."
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"I’ll see you when the first parent dies."
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"-Well, I’d rather be dead in California than alive in Arizona. -Touché."
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"George Michael, grab the coat."
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"I think Dad would want you to help us out here."
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"Dad’s in jail."
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"It’s just terrible, terrible."
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"Nice try, Tobias. Here we go."
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"The least you could do is say good-bye to him."
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"In fact, Michael had not spoken to his father since the arrest..."
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"and he decided to give his father the courtesy of a formal resignation."
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"I quit."
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"Probably a good career move."
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"You know, I parked in the same spot for the last five years. I was there on time every single day."
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"-Mike— -I was so loyal. I worked so hard. Why didn’t you just put me in charge?"
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"Michael, listen to me. These guys, the S.E.C., they’ve been after me for years."
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"I put you in charge, you’re gonna be wearing one of these jumpsuits too."
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"-I could’ve helped— -You’d be an accomplice. No."
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"It had to be your mom."
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"They cannot arrest a husband and wife... for the same crime."
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"Yeah, I don’t think that that’s true, Dad."
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"Really?"
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"I got the worst fucking attorneys."
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"What are you saying? That you did this for me?"
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"What have we always said comes before anything else?"
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"It’s family first."
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"You do right by your son. “Pardner.”"
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"Bluth, time!"
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"You might want to dial down that cowboy act while you’re in here."
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"Don’t think that didn’t cross my mind."
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"With Michael leaving town..."
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"Lindsay decided to take inventory of the family’s last remaining asset:"
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"their model home."
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"-What are you doing? -Packing up. What are you doing?"
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"Well, just looking for... you."
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"To say good-bye to you."
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"Gonna miss you guys."
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"Oh, well. We’ll come out and see you in—"
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"Yeah. We’ll miss you too."
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"It’s been nice having you guys around— you know, to talk to."
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"Since Mom died—"
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"I just wish we could all stay here."
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"-I— I need a hand with the van, please. -Okay."
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"Sorry. Well, I-I guess he really misses his family."
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"Well, he doesn’t know us very well."
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"Yeah, clearly."
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"Let me ask you a question. Where the hell have you been? Why didn’t you call me?"
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"Look at my life, Michael. Tobias is out of work. We’re in debt. It’s—"
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"What are you doing? Are you trying to cry?"
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"I’m sad."
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"Life is hard right now. I’ve got the J.D.L. on my ass."
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"J.D.L.?"
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"Jewish Defense League."
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"Oh, the circumcision thing? This is why I was against HOOP."
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"-Why didn’t you just mind your own business? -This is why I didn’t call you!"
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"-You’re so judgmental. -No, I’m not judgmental."
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"-And you’re disappointed in me. -I’m not disappointed in you."
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"You are."
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"So I’m disappointed in you. But come on."
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"What is not disappointing about my life?"
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"Dad didn’t give me the promotion."
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"Dad’s in jail. How disappointing is that?"
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"-We’re a disappointing family. -We’re an incredibly disappointing family."
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"But we are a family..."
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"and I want my son to be happy. So maybe we should be in each other’s lives."
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"-I’d like that. -Yeah?"
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"-Seriously, you’re gonna pull a muscle. -I used to be able to do this."
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"So Michael decided to stay in California..."
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"and try to save the family business."
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"And for the first time ever...he gathered his family together in the model home"
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"Dad was always banker, so there was no beating him. Totally."
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"He should’ve been stocking up on those “get out of jail free” cards."
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"-Good one, George Michael! -Very good."
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"-I wish you guys didn’t have to go so soon."
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"Oh, well, on that subject, these guys are actually gonna be staying with us. For a while."
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"Just your aunt and her husband. Not G.O.B."
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"Yeah. What the hell, huh? Family first."
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"It is gonna be a little crowded, so you’re gonna have to share a room with your cousin."
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"On the next Arrested Development—"
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"Many find work for the first time."
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"This is the most expensive watch we have... so only let the customers who are truly serious try it on."
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"It is a fun watch. I’ll take it."
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"It was really your brother we were interested in. I mean, you don’t even have any references."
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"Is that enough of a reference for you?"
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"Even a letter of recommendation, something like that."
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"And Michael finds it difficult to get his father out of jail."
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"You love it here?"
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"Oh, I’m having the time of my life!"
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"Hey, T-Bone."
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"OdwiedŸ www.NAPiSY.info"
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