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Clips from Parks and Recreation - Pilot (S01E01)

"Hello. Hi."
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"My name is Leslie Knope, and I work for the Parks and Recreation Department."
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"Can I ask you a few questions?"
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"Would you say that you are,"
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""Enjoying yourself and having fun,"
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""having a moderate amount of fun"
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""and somewhat enjoying yourself,"
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""or having no fun and no enjoyment?""
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"I'm gonna put a lot of fun."
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"Ms. Knope, there's a drunk stuck in the slide."
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"Sir, this is a children's slide."
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"- You're not allowed to sleep in here. - What is?"
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"You know, when I first tell people"
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"that I work in the government, they say,"
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""Oh. The government. The government stinks."
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""The lines are too long at the DMV.""
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"But now things have changed."
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"People need our help."
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"And it feels good to be needed."
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"Could you put your arms to your side?"
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"Wait..."
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"And that might help you slide down a little easier."
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"- We don't... - Do you want to come this way?"
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"- Uh-uh. - Okay, we're gonna need you to get out."
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"Can you please go away? Get out of the slide. Okay?"
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"You're... Can you please go away? Here we go!"
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"Okay, wake up. Here we go. Out of the slide."
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"You know, government isn't just a boys' club anymore."
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"Women are everywhere. It's a great time to be a woman in politics."
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"Hillary Clinton, Sarah Palin, me, Nancy Pelosi."
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"We did it!"
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"You know, I like to tell people, you know,"
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""Get on board and buckle up,"
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""because my ride's gonna be a big one.""
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"And if you get motion sickness, you know,"
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"put your head between your knees"
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"'cause Leslie Knope's stopping for no one."
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"Tonight is our next monthly"
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"community outreach public forum."
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"And that is tonight."
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"That is tonight. Right."
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"Leslie will be running it..."
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"...and we need one more"
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"Who wants in?"
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"Tom."
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"Fine."
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"This is a great thing for you guys to see."
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"This is where the rubber of government"
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"meets the road of actual human beings."
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"When I go through these doors, I need to be on."
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"Like the White House Press Secretary. Are you ready?"
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"- Yeah. - Okay."
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"Here we go."
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"It's locked."
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"Okay. Here we go."
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"Thank you so much for coming. What an amazing turnout."
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"My name is Leslie Knope."
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"I am the deputy director of the Parks and Recreation Department,"
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"and tonight we're gonna be taking some of your questions as... Hello?"
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"We're having a meeting in here."
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"Does anybody have any questions about permits?"
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"So, take two."
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"I'm Leslie Knope, and with me is department member Tom Haverford."
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"We are here to answer any and all of your questions, so fire away."
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"Well, it's a great day, because last month they put me in jail."
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"That's right. The head of the police is a ninth-degree Mason."
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"But the music is so loud."
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"Stop the graffiti, please. Please."
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"I don't like obscenities just as much as you don't like them."
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"No, it drives me crazy. I have kids."
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"Right. But..."
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"I've got my little three-year-old,"
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"I'm going through the park and someone's like,"
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""Hey my""
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"And the guy's, "You my, you head.""
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"These people are members of a community"
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"that care about where they live,"
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"so what I hear when I'm being yelled at"
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"is people caring loudly at me."
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"Now, I have a few things I want to say about Laura Linney."
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"Thank you so much, Barry. Always great to have you here."
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"Anyone else who would like to contribute?"
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"Hi. Hi, hi."
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"Hi. I'm Ann Perkins."
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"I'm a nurse, and frankly, I don't really care for politics,"
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"but I'm here to talk about the abandoned lot on Sullivan Street."
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"Excellent. That sounds like a good idea. Tell us about that."
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"No, it's a problem. It almost killed my boyfriend."
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"- Oh. - Yeah."
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"There's a lot nearby my house,"
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"and a developer dug out a basement for some condos,"
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"and then they went bankrupt,"
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"so there's just this giant pit,"
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"and it's been there for almost a year."
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"Twelve months, yes. Go on."
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"Yeah, and my boyfriend, who is a musician, actually, I support him,"
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"but anyway, he fell in and broke both his legs."
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"Ann, let me speak with you for a minute."
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"So, your boyfriend fell down into this pit, right?"
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"Yes."
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"And, this guy, is it pretty serious? Are you guys living together?"
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"- Yes. - Wow,"
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"I'm sure this must be really tough for you."
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"You know, just, this guy, sounds like he didn't have a lot going on for him"
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"to start with, and now both legs broken."
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"He's just weak. You have to take care of him."
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"You probably feel like you need to move on."
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"What does this... Just become more adventurous"
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"in relationships with your body, just in..."
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"Are you actually hitting on me right now?"
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"Oh. Oh. God, no. I'm not hitting on you. I'm actually married."
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"I'm just an open person, and I like connecting with people."
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"I'm, you know, very comfortable around women, attractive women."
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"I've spent a lot of time with them. And I just... I don't know."
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"I feel like we might be taking up too much of the forum's time."
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"Maybe we can just exchange numbers."
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"You know, maybe go away one weekend and just kind of talk about this."
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"- Look... - I'd love to do it."
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"The bottom line is I've been trying to get this thing fixed for months,"
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"and nobody's done anything, and it's ugly, and it's dangerous,"
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