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Clips from South Park - The City Part of Town (S19E19)
"Okay, okay, okay,"
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"so, this guy is running for president,"
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"and he hates immigrants, and he's basically an idiot."
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"Not surprisingly, this guy is from a predominantly white town"
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"called South Park, Colorado,"
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"- or shit heads of America, Incorporated. - I'm not sure."
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"Yeah, if this guy's the best their town has to offer,"
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"can you imagine who he left behind?"
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"Well, hey, I'm from South Park!"
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"We don't take kindly to respecting human beings!"
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"Y-You think South Park has a university?"
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"Welcome to South Park University."
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"Please open your shotguns and slap your wives."
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"I live in South Park, and my IQ's so low, I gots to dig for it."
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"Did someone say rape?"
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"That's the word for "clever" here in South Park."
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"That's not funny."
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"So not cool."
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"How does someone just rip on us like that?"
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"I can't believe Jimmy Fallon hates us."
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"Jimmy Fallon loves everything."
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"Why would he slam our whole town?"
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"Because, apparently, he doesn't care that his jokes"
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"are at the expense of actual people."
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"Do you think it's true?"
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"Do you think we're really bigoted, country bumpkins?"
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"No, hey, we are not bumpkins, okay?"
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"Kenny's a bumpkin."
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"Mrph rmh rm!"
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"We don't have junked cars in our yards."
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"That's just your family, Kenny."
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"I just hope somebody finds a way to fix this."
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"I've called you all here because South Park has an image problem."
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"Thanks to Mr. Garrison,"
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"we are now being referred to as "the shit heads of America.""
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"One of our more politically sensitive citizens"
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"has proposed an idea for this crisis, and I'd like you to hear him out."
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"Hello, everyone. I'm Randy Marsh, and I've been PC for almost two weeks now."
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"You know we've all been making changes"
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"to be more socially conscious, but have we really done enough?"
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"The truth is there's something we're lacking as a community,"
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"and it's time we all faced it."
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"What this town needs..."
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"is a Whole Foods."
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"What?! What?! What?! What?!"
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"Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, Whole Foods?!"
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"It would instantly validate us as a town that cares about stuff!"
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"We couldn't get a Whole Foods to open here!"
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"And why not, huh?!"
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"We all just don't believe we can get a Whole Foods,"
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"because we don't believe in ourselves!"
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"Where could it even go?!"
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"Mayor?"
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"I'm announcing a plan for SodoSopa,"
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"a new urban development"
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"that will turn the most rundown and dilapidated part of our town"
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"into a quaint center of artisan shops and cafeés."
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"Lots of cities are doing this."
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"The area south of downtown South Park"
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"has always been the ugly eyesore of this town."
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"But now SodoSopa is going to bring in the fresh, new vibrancy"
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"that Whole Foods can't ignore."
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"We'll keep the existing structures,"
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"but add brick walkways and some quaint, white lights."
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"A plaza in the middle will be a place where young couples"
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"can play with their toddlers."
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"And it will all be small businesses, like artisan cheese shops or noodle houses."
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"Oh, this is really exciting."
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"I thought this area was just gonna stay forever."
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"Mrph rmh rmhmhm rm!"
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"Who is?"
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"So you think you keep all the existing structures?"
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"I do. It's part of what gives a revitalized area"
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"like this its charm that the hipsters like."
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"Hey, what are you people doing?"
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"We're gentrifying. It's all good."
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"Okay, hold on. Everyone, listen up."
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"We understand that not everyone is for the town"
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"spending money on the SodoSopa project."
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"We want everyone to be able to voice their concerns."
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"Yeah, I got concerns!"
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"I don't want you touching my damn house!"
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"We realize that when a rejuvenation like this"
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"takes place, the lower-income residents fear"
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"they'll be priced out of the area."
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"What lower-income residents?"
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"Me? I work hard and provide for my family just fine!"
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"Stewart, come on. Your house sucks."
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""Bleep" you!"
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"If you people want to turn something into"
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"a vibrant arts district, then do it to Randy's house."
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"My house is nice."
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"Mr. McKormick, you will be living in the most vibrant part of the entire town."
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"SodoSopa is the future of South Park."
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"There'll be amazing food and incredible shops"
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"right at your doorstep."
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"And we want to assure the lower-income families"
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"that we are going to take the time to do this right."
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"All right, guys. Welcome to Steed."
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"Do we have any allergies?"
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"No, nothing. And we want to try everything."
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"Wow. Can you believe this place?"
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"Yeah. The food is unbelievable."
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"It's like a dream come true, Nelson."
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"This area is gonna put our town on the map."
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"I don't know what happen all my customers."
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"I use to have people come in here, fill every table."
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"Now it's like nobody wants anything to do with my authentic city food."
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"This town is changing so fast, you know?"
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"This town changing so fast. Everybody want to be PC, be updated."
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"It's like I'm a relic..."
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"a rost relic from another time, you know?"
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"I don't know. Sometime, I feel like I outstayed my welcome."
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"That's just how I feel, you know?"
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"Uh-huh."
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"It's like my accent makes people uncomfortable or something."
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"How a Chinese man supposed to survive in this world?"
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"Oh, welcome to City Wok. Can I take your order, please?"
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"Hey, Mike, what you doing, man? The guys are all meeting down at SodoSopa."
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"At what?"
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