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Clips from Derry Girls - Halloween (S03E03)

"and just come together... And fight ghosts."
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"No, Orla."
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"Halloween is class."
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"There's just something about fancy dress"
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"that turns an ordinary night out"
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"into an absolute free-for-all, riding wise."
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"Beautiful."
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"It really is."
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"Shipquay Street is gonna be a total fucking fiddle fest!"
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"We really need to decide on our costumes, girls."
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"Time is ticking."
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"Poundstretcher has already run out of glitter."
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"Fuck off!"
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"I was thinking of angels, you know,"
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"like Claire Danes in Romeo and Juliet."
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"I like it. Simple, classic."
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"And I can wear my white hot pants,"
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"which show just the right amount of arse cheek."
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"Oh, that's decided, then."
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"Clare. See that girl?"
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"Yeah."
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"Her name's Laurie. She's a lezzie."
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"That's Laurie the Lezzie. We don't say lezzie, Michelle."
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"What's wrong with saying lezzie? You can say lezzie."
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"All the gays say lezzie."
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"It's like an industry term now, Clare."
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"You should tell her, Clare."
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"Tell her what? That you're a lezzie too."
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"That's enough!"
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"This could be your big chance."
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"My big chance?"
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"Well, have you ever even met another lezzie?"
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"Stop saying lezzie!"
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"Just because I'm gay doesn't mean I see every other gay woman"
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"as a potential suitor."
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"Aye, keep saying things like "suitor", Clare."
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"That'll help you off-load the old virginity."
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"Why don't you just tell her?"
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"Because it's pathetic, Erin."
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"Hi, there. Hi, I'm a lesbian!"
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"Congratulations. Thank you."
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"How many of you are there?"
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"Just me. Just the one lesbian."
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"The rest of them are straight."
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"How many tickets do you need?"
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"Oh, I see. Five, please."
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"Well, this is your lucky day."
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"Only five left."
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"Yes! Thank you, Jesus."
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"I'm going myself, actually."
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"I'll be the clown propping up the bar."
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"You're not a clown."
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"Oh, no, I mean I'll be dressed as a clown. Like, it's my costume."
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"Aye, no, I get that."
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"You should come say hello."
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"I will."
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"I totally will!"
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"I definitely will! I'll do that! I will!"
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"So do you think you w-w-will, Clare?"
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"Shut up!"
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"Sorry, folks. That's us sold out now."
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"What? No! No, they cut in!"
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"This isn't fair! They skipped us!"
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"Balls we did!"
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"It's the truth, I swear."
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"I'll have to speak to my manager."
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"We didn't skip you!"
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""We didn't skip you!""
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"Who do you think the manager is gonna believe,"
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"a couple of spotty kids or a grown man?"
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"Elderly man!"
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"It's a happy death you should be looking for,"
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"not Fatboy Slim tickets, you fucking pensioner."
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"Just do one. Why should we?"
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"Because I've been a Fatboy fan way longer than you."
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"Er, is that because you're his granda?"
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"Fuck off. You fuck off."
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"Do not test me."
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"We're not afraid of you."
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"All right, Madstab, how's it going? Not bad."
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"Madstab."
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"Is that like your Christian name?"
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"I want the tickets. Well, you're not getting them."
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"You're upsetting me now."
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"You know, now I'm getting real fucking upset here."
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"We didn't mean to upset you, Mr Stab."
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"Honestly, that's the last thing we want to do,"
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"but don't you think you're being slightly unreasonable?"
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"No."
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"My manager says we're gonna have to toss a coin."
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"Fuck that. I'll fight him for them."
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"- Excuse me, please? - That seems fair."
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"Me, you. Outside. Now. Let's go."
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"Me? Why me?"
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"I'm hardly gonna fight a girl now, am I?"
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"OK, I'm not buzzing about the sexism,"
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"but the fact that he wants to thump James is a wee bit exciting."
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"I'm not gonna fight you for a couple of Fatboy Slim tickets."
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"Why not?"
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"Because one, it's ridiculous,"
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"and two, you're much bigger than me!"
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"Tell this prick to grow a spine, will you?"
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"Yeah, cos they're really going to encourage me"
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"to have a physical fight with a grown man!"
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"Like that's actually gonna happen!"
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"Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight!"
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"Jesus Christ."
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"OK, he gets first dig."
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"Why? I just feel like I should give him a chance."
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"Lamp him, James!"
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"I don't want to lamp him, Michelle,"
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"because if I lamp him, he'll definitely lamp me!"
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"What the fuck are you waiting for?"
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"Go on, James!"
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"Go, James, you can do it!"
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"I expected better from you, Clare!"
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"I'm sorry, but we need to get those tickets!"
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"Hit me, for fuck's sake!"
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"Hit him, James!"
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"Come on, do it for Fatboy!"
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