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Clips from Derry Girls - Halloween (S03E03)

"Hit him! Hit him! Hit him! Hit him!"
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"Oh, God! Oh, God! Oh, God! Oh, God! Oh, God!"
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"He grabbed the tickets!"
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"No!"
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"No!"
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"Are you happy now? Cos..."
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"I'm gonna rip your fucking face clean off."
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"What's the plan now, James?"
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"Run!"
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"I see you again, you're fucking dead! Do you hear me?"
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"You're all fucking dead!"
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"Go on, you fuck!"
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"# I sit and wait"
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"# Does an angel"
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"# Contemplate my fate... #"
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"Where's Michelle?"
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"She didn't wanna come."
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"She's taking this whole thing pretty badly."
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"She's not eating, she's not sleeping."
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"I've never seen her this upset."
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"I'm trying not to blame myself."
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"I think you should blame yourself."
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"Me too."
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"What? It is sort of your fault, James. You tore the tickets up."
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"What the hell were you thinking?"
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"I don't know. I was high on adrenaline."
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"Anyway, what does it matter?"
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"I was never gonna win that fight."
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"The man's the size of a wardrobe."
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"But you're English, James."
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"About five of you managed to colonise half the planet,"
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"so, you know, we thought you might have something up your sleeve."
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"Well, I didn't."
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"TV: We're in Derry, where preparations are under way"
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"for their famous Halloween celebrations."
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"The incredible Fatboy Slim is set to play at this year's festival."
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"Why can't God just give us a break?"
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"I don't know, maybe he hates us."
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"Don't be ridiculous, girls."
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"Sister Michael?"
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"Of course God doesn't hate you."
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"Thank you, Sister."
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"You're not interesting enough. I see."
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"I'd say he'd be ambivalent towards you, at best."
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"Right."
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"If he even exists."
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"What? Nothing."
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"Are you hiring out your clothes?"
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"Me and the girls do it every Halloween."
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"You can make an absolute fortune."
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"Is that allowed?"
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"It's for a good cause."
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"Like a charity thing?"
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"Like a foreign holiday thing."
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"Good day, ladies."
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"And while Fatboy Slim's presence brings excitement..."
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"I'm sorry, can we just turn this off?"
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"..it also led to heartbreak for a group of local young people."
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"Earlier today we caught up with local teenager Michelle Mallon"
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"to hear more. What?"
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"Michelle, something awful happened to your cousin James recently."
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"That's right, Margaret."
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"He was too chicken to come on here and speak about it himself."
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"What's happening?"
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"James doesn't have a lot going on."
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"He isn't very bright, he's not much to look at,"
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"and there's no easy way to say this,"
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"he's also English."
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"I'm so sorry to hear that."
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"Thank you, Margaret."
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"So, because James has so many problems,"
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"me and my friends thought that we would club together"
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"and buy him Fatboy Slim tickets, because he's such a big fan."
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"That was so nice of us."
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"So, he put on his best Rockafeller Skank T-shirt"
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"and headed up to town with the money securely tucked away in his pocket."
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"What's she talking about?"
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"And then these group of lads spotted him"
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"and they just start shouting abuse at him."
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"That didn't happen."
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"They were like, "And Fatboy Slim's BLEEP.""
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"Oh."
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"I know, "And his music just sounds like a big bag of BLEEP BLEEP.""
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"I see, right."
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"Aye. And then they said,"
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""You're a piece of BLEEP English scum."
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""Climb back up your BLEEP ma.""
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"That didn't happen! Sh!"
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"Then they just jumped him and started battering him."
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"None of this happened!"
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"And they stole all the money that we gave him,"
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"and they left him with a black eye and a broken leg."
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"And really they are just a big bunch of BLEEP themselves, so..."
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"Why is she doing this?!"
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"Attention, obviously."
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"We have some great news."
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"She'd do anything to get on TV."
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"We got in touch with the event organisers and shared your story."
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"What a totally pathetic move."
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"And not only did they offer tickets for you, James and your friends,"
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"but they've also thrown in the VIP experience too."
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"What do you think?"
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"Oh, my God."
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"It did not occur to me that coming on this show"
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"with this sob story might possibly lead to such a thing."
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"What a totally genius move."
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"We are going to the motherfucking ball, people!"
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"MUSIC: Gangster Trippin' by Fatboy Slim"
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"What are you supposed to be? Swans?"
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"We're not swans."
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"Are we not.7 We're angels."
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"Angels don't use crutches."
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"And swans do?"
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"You're a swan expert now, are you?"
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"Yeah, that's precisely what I said."
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"God love you, son."
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"Imagine beating you up just cos you like Slimboy Fat."
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"Yeah, I still can't quite believe it myself, actually."
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"CAR HORN BEEPS That'll be Daddy!"
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"Ah, I love his wee toy car."
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