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Clips from Bust Down - Pitching Tent (S01E01)

"- Fuck you doing, newbie?"
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"- Oh, I am just trying to get cozy, really."
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"You know what I mean? Like, I figured"
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"I'd be here any day now,"
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"so just really wanted to give myself a dope setup."
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"- Hey, is that the Dracaena Janet Craig"
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"that was in that Mexican lady's yard?"
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"- That's the one. - I was gonna take that!"
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"But then I thought, well,"
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"they ain't do too well in direct sunlight, you know?"
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"- Hmm, see, that's why I got that tarp, you know?"
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"Gives you great coverage during peak sun."
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"- Right. - Yep."
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"I actually have some clippings propagating in a shoebox,"
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"if you want to grow your own. - Oh, that's cool of you, man."
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"- Hey, I'll take one. - Okay."
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"- Hey, I'll even trade you my pet crawfish for it."
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"- Yeah. - Yeah."
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"Look at that. They do tricks."
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"Sit. Sit! Sit, Lucy."
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"Sit! She's a diva."
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"- Hey. Hey, y'all. - Diva now."
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"- Hey, y'all, your boy gonna be over there"
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"by the hollowed-out TV if anybody wanna get"
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"they cheeks clapped, you know?"
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"- Move, boy. Get out the way."
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"- See, you poke a hole,"
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"and then you get a shoestring-- - Uh-oh. Oh."
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"What's happening to me?"
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"Oh, is that Omarion or a nigga better than him?"
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"Hey, hey."
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"- The aesthetic I was going for."
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"- Is this side table mid-century?"
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"- Ooh, it is not. It is this century, and it is"
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"just a piece of driftwood with some tires underneath it."
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"- Oh, yeah."
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"- But you could put your 7-Eleven cup"
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"right on that bad boy."
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"No coaster, you know? Go ahead. Raw dog it."
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"- Oh, come on, papi."
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"I'm gonna respect your place. - Ooh-hoo-hoo!"
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"Okay! Classy. May I partake?"
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"- Yeah. Go ahead."
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"It's pee, but go ahead. - Mm."
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"- Yo, I'ma need you to come over to my spot"
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"and put some spice on it."
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"I've been meaning to switch up the layout,"
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"but I ain't got that queer eye, you know?"
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"- Let me tell you this."
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"I'll flip your tent like a strong breeze."
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"- Aw, man. - [laughs]"
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"Come on, player!"
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"- Come on, y'all. I got some Sacagawea, man."
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"Some loose beans."
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"Some Sacag--do me a little-- just loose beans"
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"and change mixed together."
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"- The key advantage to tax-deferred growth"
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"is that you won't pay taxes on your untaxed earning"
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"or your contributions until you're required"
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"to start taking distributions, huh, huh?"
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"- Damn. I missed it."
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"Is he talking about a Roth or a SEP?"
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"- Dog, he had it in the first half."
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"Now he's just up there bombing."
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"- Shut up, Jak."
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"- People here are drawing, man."
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"This is so bad."
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"- They're not drawing. They're taking notes."
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"What do you think they spent the $140 for?"
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"- $140?"
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"Who this nigga think he is, Kathy Griffin?"
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"People paid that much to see this?"
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"- Dude, you need to-- - What?"
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"- You need to stop, okay? You're doing too much."
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"- I don't know."
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"I think I'm doing the correct amount."
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"This nigga Boone is charging people 140 goddamn dollars--"
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"- Now, see,"
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"here's a brother, okay,"
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"that's hating on education,"
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"because he's possessed by poverty"
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"and won't shut the fuck up while I'm doing my thing."
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"- I'm not poor, I'm broke,"
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"just like every other person here,"
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"because you stole $140 from all of us."
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"all: What? - Yeah, yeah."
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"My friend invited me to this show,"
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"and I didn't know it was gonna be this goddamn much."
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"You owe us all our money back, especially her."
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"You owe us $500!"
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"- [laughs]"
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"Listen, you fresh bitch,"
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"people come to this conference to create a future."
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"Now, why do you have a problem with that?"
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"- Uh, because it's corny as hell."
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"Why don't you just give everybody their money back,"
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"so they can spend it on something better,"
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"like honey buns or playing kickball,"
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"instead of making us look at this--"
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"I don't know--fucking Pac-Man."
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"- Nigga, that's a pie chart."
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"- It ain't better than honey buns!"
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"Who want to play kickball? Hat. Hat."
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"Little Mr. T. hair. Come on. Old man that's all in brown."
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"- Sit down! - This is the problem"
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"with the modern Black man."
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"They can't even begin to stay ten toes down"
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"because they grown-ass babies who haven't even learned"
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"to stand on they own two feet."
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"You're not ready to maniflex."
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"You probably still sleeping on your mama's couch, aren't you?"
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"- Yeah, sometimes I do,"
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"and sometimes I sleep under a tree,"
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"and a pinecone hits me in the head, and I wake up."
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"Boop. And sometimes, I sleep in people's cars,"
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"in the valet lot."
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"And sometimes, I sleep in the shower,"
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"like a rainforest critter!"
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"- Stop it! Stop! - Don't! Stop."
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"Dang, you strong!"
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