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Clips from Disenchantment - Spy Vs. Spy Vs. Spy (S04E04)

"[opening theme music playing]"
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"♪ Hey! ♪"
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"Your Majesty."
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"What's with all these doofuses?"
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"This is the line to see Queen Bean."
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"Hey, what a coinkydink."
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"We're here to see Queen Bean, too."
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"Then you'll have to get in back of the line."
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"In the forest, we don't have lines."
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"Yeah, well, that's what separates us from the animals… waiting."
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"-How many people are in line today? -I'm guessing, a thousand?"
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"Your dedication makes me wanna puke."
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"Okay, let's solve some more problems."
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"We should pick up the pace, it's noon."
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"-Ooh, what's for lunch? -I don't know. Casserole?"
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"I'm in the mood for egg salad."
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"I'd like a single noodle, nine feet long."
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"Ugh. We've already lost so much time with your little adventures. Can we get on"
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"with the problems of the kingdom without any more beating around the bush?"
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"Let me ask something, Oddie."
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"When you get pissed, do you roll all three eyes?"
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"[scoffs]"
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"Quit playing with Odval's eyeballs."
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"-They have names. -No, they don't."
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"Yes, they do. It's Winky, Blinky, and Soul Taker."
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"Soul Stealer… Oh."
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"Elfo, Luci, stop antagonizing Odval."
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"It's too easy."
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"Bring in the next whiner."
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"We're already here."
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"-Whoa. -Your Majesty, it is I, King Rulo."
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"We wee elves are facing a crisis in Elf Alley."
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"Conditions are, shall we say, cramped and we're small."
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"So, if I say we're cramped… Ho, ho, boy, it's cramped."
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"-And? -Well, we have a modest request."
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"Go for it."
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"We want your castle."
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"-What? -What?"
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"Wha… What?"
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"Elfo, Luci, conference room, now."
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"Do you think they know this castle used to be theirs?"
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"Who cares? Oppression is fun, dummy."
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"Bean, this is your chance to do the right thing."
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"You'll be forever known as the Queen who gave up Dreamland."
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"[Bean] Hmm."
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"I'm going to say… no."
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"[elves muttering]"
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"Oh, you just made a big mistake."
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"You'll be hearing from Shocko and Fisto."
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"[both exclaim]"
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"We're out of here!"
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"The casserole has arrived."
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"Mop Girl, clean up this mess."
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"You mean the casserole or the whole diplomatic situation?"
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"[man] Thank you for waiting!"
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"Your stupidity is most appreciated!"
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"Thank you for waiting!"
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"Your stupidity is most appreciated!"
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"Oh, boy. Here we go."
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"What is it, Sam Buca?"
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"-Denise left me and she took all the mugs. -Why'd she do that?"
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"She said you were flirting with me."
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"-What? -Just like that."
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"I never flirted with you."
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"You're doing it right now."
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"God, you're annoying."
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"That's what Denise said when she walked out the door."
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"-Bye. -That's what Denise said."
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"-What? -She said she's bi."
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"-Hey, Sam Buca. How's Denise? -I don't know."
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"-How's Oona? -Eh. Touché."
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"Beanie, baby, I'm home."
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"Uh, Dad, I've been on the throne all morning, and I'm cleaned out."
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"Can you please take the afternoon shift?"
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"Nah, you don't need me. You're doin' great."
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"Listen, there's somebody I want you to meet. Hey, where'd he go?"
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"[grumbles]"
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"Oh. A cute little bear cub."
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"What do you want me to do, Dad? Stuff, butcher, or marry it?"
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"None of the above."
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"He's your half-bear half-brother. Can't you see the resemblance?"
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"Yeah, I guess I can."
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"All right, Bear Boy. Welcome to the family."
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"Two things you should know about me. One, I'm a really fun hang."
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"Two, but I'm busy right now, and I have to dismiss you. Three, I'm not into labels."
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"You can choose between callin' me Queen Bean, big sister Bean"
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"or your sibling Majesty. Any questions?"
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"Are you some kind of giant squirrel?"
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"Okay, take him away, Dad, before I start to hate him."
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"Next!"
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"What the hell are you doing?"
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"Oh. [chuckles]"
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"It's called a "bed.""
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"I'm tucking you in."
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"See, here in Humanville, we hibernate every night."
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"That's stupid."
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"-[whimpers] I miss my mom. -Oh, me, too."
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"But this gives us a chance to bond, and me a chance to be a better dad."
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"-Finally. -Pipe down, Derek!"
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"I'm over here trying to be a better dad. [grunts]"
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"Hey, where'd you grow up, a cave?"
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"-Apparently not. -This is my bed."
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"Shouldn't you be a moth-eating rug on the floor of a failing cigar lounge?"
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"Shouldn't you be eating flies in a terrarium?"
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"Eh! Shut your mouths. I'm trying to get my beauty sleep."
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"I don't have to listen to a bird."
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"Don't talk to my pet girlfriend like that."
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"-Shut up! -You shut up!"
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"You both need to shut up, yeah?"
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"My name is Derek, by the way."
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"Not now. Learn how to read the room, child."
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"All right, everybody out."
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"[rats squeaking]"
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"Finally, I'm alone."
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"Now I can get a good night's sleep."
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"[knocking at door]"
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"[woman] Bean!"
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"Open this goddamn Dreamdoor right now!"
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"[Bean scoffs] I'm coming!"
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"[woman] Hurry up! Don't make me rattle this doorknob."
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