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Clips from Mr. Mayor - Venus on the Moon (S02E02)

Hey, I heard about ordinance 462.

"Hey, I heard about ordinance 462."

Mr. Mayor

Nice earmark. - It's a joke.

"Nice earmark. - It's a joke."

Mr. Mayor

I gotta get my mojo back, Tommy.

"I gotta get my mojo back, Tommy."

Mr. Mayor

30 years of compromising bureaucracy.

"30 years of compromising bureaucracy."

Mr. Mayor

I don't even recognize myself anymore.

"I don't even recognize myself anymore."

Mr. Mayor

Free Nelson Mandela!

"Free Nelson Mandela!"

Mr. Mayor

Is something I promise to do personally!

"Is something I promise to do personally!"

Mr. Mayor

I gotta get back to being that lady.

"I gotta get back to being that lady."

Mr. Mayor

She had a perm in her hair,

"She had a perm in her hair,"

Mr. Mayor

a pad on her shoulder,

"a pad on her shoulder,"

Mr. Mayor

and a fire in her belly.

"and a fire in her belly."

Mr. Mayor

Okay, are you asking me to Queer Eye you?

"Okay, are you asking me to Queer Eye you?"

Mr. Mayor

Because I don't do that.

"Because I don't do that."

Mr. Mayor

Okay, I know all the time codes by heart,

"Okay, I know all the time codes by heart,"

Mr. Mayor

so just do your thing.

"so just do your thing."

Mr. Mayor

Orly, do you have something you want to say to your mother?

"Orly, do you have something you want to say to your mother?"

Mr. Mayor

You are such a hypocrite!

"You are such a hypocrite!"

Mr. Mayor

How could you tell dad I can't have a tattoo

"How could you tell dad I can't have a tattoo"

Mr. Mayor

when I know you have one?

"when I know you have one?"

Mr. Mayor

I saw your spread in "FHM."

"I saw your spread in "FHM.""

Mr. Mayor

[VCR whirs]

"[VCR whirs]"

Mr. Mayor

How dare you speak to me that way?

"How dare you speak to me that way?"

Mr. Mayor

I make the rules around here.

"I make the rules around here."

Mr. Mayor

Well it's easy to make the rules,

"Well it's easy to make the rules,"

Mr. Mayor

if you don't have to enforce them.

"if you don't have to enforce them."

Mr. Mayor

[VCR whirs]

"[VCR whirs]"

Mr. Mayor

Should've thought of that

"Should've thought of that"

Mr. Mayor

before you came to the moon, astronaut.

"before you came to the moon, astronaut."

Mr. Mayor

Now teach me what you humans call "making love."

"Now teach me what you humans call "making love.""

Mr. Mayor

You probably wouldn't even let me dye my hair,

"You probably wouldn't even let me dye my hair,"

Mr. Mayor

even though, like, everyone else at school is doing it.

"even though, like, everyone else at school is doing it."

Mr. Mayor

You are such a bitch!

"You are such a bitch!"

Mr. Mayor

[VCR whirs]

"[VCR whirs]"

Mr. Mayor

I know you think I'm a bitch,

"I know you think I'm a bitch,"

Mr. Mayor

but you're not getting rid of me that easily.

"but you're not getting rid of me that easily."

Mr. Mayor

Okay, okay.

"Okay, okay."

Mr. Mayor

Look, maybe I should take Orly out for some ice cream.

"Look, maybe I should take Orly out for some ice cream."

Mr. Mayor

Just give you time to cool down.

"Just give you time to cool down."

Mr. Mayor

[VCR whirs] - Fine.

"[VCR whirs] - Fine."

Mr. Mayor

Go with Zorblap. I don't care.

"Go with Zorblap. I don't care."

Mr. Mayor

Fire up the ecstasy ray,

"Fire up the ecstasy ray,"

Mr. Mayor

and set a course for Planet Orgasmo--

"and set a course for Planet Orgasmo--"

Mr. Mayor

Ooh, whoops!

"Ooh, whoops!"

Mr. Mayor

[chuckles] My bad.

"[chuckles] My bad."

Mr. Mayor

Sorry, sir.

"Sorry, sir."

Mr. Mayor

It's okay.

"It's okay."

Mr. Mayor

It's so sweaty in this uniform.

"It's so sweaty in this uniform."

Mr. Mayor

I need a space shower.

"I need a space shower."

Mr. Mayor

Turn it off, Jayden!

"Turn it off, Jayden!"

Mr. Mayor

What? Turn what off?

"What? Turn what off?"

Mr. Mayor

- Good night, everybody! - Good night!

"- Good night, everybody! - Good night!"

Mr. Mayor