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Clips from Central Park - The Shadow (S02E02)

"- What did you say? - [breathes heavily]"
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"I was the Shadow."
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"[singing "Jessie's Girl"]"
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"- Ooh! Okay to clean? - No! Out! Out!"
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"[screams]"
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"- Go on. - I was-- I was a hotel kid. You know?"
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"Nobody gave a crap about me. Nobody expected anything of me."
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"I quit school, no one noticed."
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"I moved back to the hotel, still no one noticed."
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"I was angry at my family, and I was bored out of my mind,"
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"but no one ever noticed."
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"It was almost like I was invisible."
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"And then she walked in."
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"And, of course, everybody noticed her with her jewels."
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"She was like my mother and my father and every girl at school."
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"And she was so damn tall."
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"I hated her because I wanted to be her."
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"I wanted to be that shiny thing that caught everyone's eye."
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"That's when I got, what shall I call it, the urge."
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"I knew about the safes."
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"Different model back then, but the same idea."
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"There was a passcode. I had a passkey to the rooms too."
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"No one knew I had it."
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"I didn't make a sound. I never did."
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"Not a breath. Not a fart."
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"Up until I took that necklace."
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"Then I made a lot of noise."
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"♪ Earrings disappeared from the suites ♪"
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"♪ Cuffs and muffs from all vanities ♪"
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"♪ Diamonds, rubies That was all me ♪"
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"♪ Safes were not so safe for their jewels Not with Bitsy breaking the rules ♪"
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"♪ Missing Tiffany That was all me ♪"
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"[Bitsy] I knew how to piss off my parents."
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"Before then, I used to put gum in the room service plate covers"
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"so it would get warm and fall into people's food."
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"But this was a whole other level."
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"[both] ♪ I knew how to get away With the whole shebang ♪"
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"♪ Didn't need the money Didn't need the credit, honey, hey ♪"
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"♪ Didn't give a rat's booty Never sold any looty ♪"
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"[Bitsy] That's how they all get caught, you know."
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"[Hank] Oh, I know."
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"[young Bitsy] ♪ Headlines read of all of my deeds ♪"
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"♪ Daddy's face was angry and he'd Curse the guilty ♪"
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"♪ That was all me ♪"
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"♪ Stealthy was the name of the game ♪"
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"♪ No one saw so no one complained ♪"
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"♪ Sneaky Bitsy That was all me ♪"
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"♪ Then I couldn't be stopped And I couldn't stop ♪"
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"♪ Not when I heard 'em name me Shadow was the name they gave me ♪"
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"♪ I woulda called myself the Specter Or maybe the Breeze ♪"
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"♪ But either way, ow! ♪"
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"[young Bitsy] ♪ Robberies were going so well ♪"
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"♪ Next, I went to other hotels ♪"
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"♪ Bribing lackeys That was all me ♪"
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"♪ That was all me, that was all me That was all me, that was all me ♪"
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"♪ Damn, I was good ♪"
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"♪ That was all me, that was all me That was all me, that was all me ♪"
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"♪ I was so good ♪"
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"[Bitsy] I was giving my parents' money to bellhops"
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"in order to steal from people like my parents."
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"But no one suspected me because I was small, and I was a girl."
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"And the penises?"
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"Those were a kind of little note for my father."
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"He never missed an opportunity to tell me"
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"that he wished I'd been a boy with a penis."
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"He didn't say the penis part but it was implied."
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"Anyway, it was glorious."
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"♪ The penises were how I left My mark, mark, mark ♪"
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"♪ 'Cause my daddy wanted a boy Named Mark, Mark, Mark ♪"
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"♪ He loved to tell me so 'Cause he was a mean, mean, meanie ♪"
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"♪ So I'd leave each scene A teeny, little weenie ♪"
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"- ♪ As the Shadow ♪ - [both] ♪ I was living life at the top ♪"
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"♪ Thought my thieving never would stop ♪"
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"♪ So there's your mystery That was all me ♪"
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"Well, what'd you do with the jewels?"
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"- Tossed them in the ocean. - Really?"
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"Yeah, Titanic style."
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"But I looked way hotter than that old lady doing it."
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"- Chances are. - Part of me wanted to get caught"
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"so they'd finally see what I was capable of, but I never did get caught."
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"And then my father died, and my mother died,"
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"and I inherited the hotel because no one wanted it."
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"Millions of dollars in debt."
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"Far more than the jewels were worth, even if I could've fenced them."
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"In the end, the joke was on me."
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"Wow. What a joke."
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"Yes. Hilarious."
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"- Thank you. - What?"
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"I've been wanting to hear you say all that for 56 years."
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"- What are you talking about? - Well, I kinda staged all this."
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"- What? - Let me explain. Let me explain."
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"I-- I was here, like I told you."
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"I saw the cops all scratching their asses trying to figure it out,"
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"and I never really let it go."
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"- Hmm. - Fifty-six years,"
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"kind of just turning it over in my head."
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"I became a detective, then I went to work for the insurance people."
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"But you-- you kind of keep chewing on these things, y-- the good ones."
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"And I had a hunch, but I needed to know. I just-- I-- I needed to know."
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"- Unbelievable. - Yeah. I called in favors."
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"I-- You know, I still know guys on the force."
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"I know nice Mrs. Vanderweef"
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"because she does a lot of business with my company."
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"[scoffs] Vanderweef. How? How did you know it was me?"
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"Well, I didn't know, but I-- I suspected."
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"I saw you, you know, when I was here as a detail on the first theft."
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"- You did? - Mm-hmm. You made a big impression."
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"- I did? - Uh-huh."
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"I knew who you were."
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"I wasn't that smart back then, but I got the idea about you from the papers"
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"and from hanging around the hotel that day."
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"- You were the heiress, but-- - I was the runt."
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"No, no. I mean, they might've treated you like that--"
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"[scoffs] On a good day."
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"Most of the time back then, they just ignored me."
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"Well, they might not have been paying attention to you, but I sure was."
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"We rode the same elevator once, and you were so..."
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"Well, I had never seen anyone like you."
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"[man] ♪ There was a moment forever ago ♪"
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"♪ That keeps me up on quiet nights And flickers like a pilot light ♪"
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