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Clips from Bob's Burgers - Driving Big Dummy (S12E12)

"Would you prefer we call you and Dad "Cranky and Skanky?""
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"No, no, Clowny's better."
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"BOB: So many empty Tupperwares in here."
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"‐I'm sitting on one. ‐Yeah, I meant to stack those."
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"Hey, if you want, you can find the lids that match the bottoms."
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"That's fun. Make it like a game."
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"I‐I don't think that's a fun game."
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"Hey, Bob, if you need to fart"
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"like you just did, just tell me."
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"‐I'll pull over and you can get out. ‐I didn't fart."
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"There's no reason we both have to suffer, right?"
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"Teddy, I did not fart."
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"‐I'll find a safe spot to pull over. ‐Teddy..."
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"You get out. You rip a fart."
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"‐You get back in the car. ‐I didn't fart!"
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"That was either you, or the truck smells like that."
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"‐I didn't fart. ‐Eh, forget about it."
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"Bup, bup, bup, bup, bup, bup."
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"So, what do you want to talk about? Sports?"
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"Deep stuff? Love?"
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"‐Mm‐mm. ‐Heartbreak?"
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"‐No. ‐New beginnings?"
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"‐Mm‐mm. ‐Favorite tools?"
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"‐Mmm. ‐(wind whistling) ‐Funny Internet videos?"
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"‐Um... ‐Hey, Bob, do me a favor"
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"and hold that window shut."
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"Sometimes it starts whistling"
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"when I get up around 50."
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"Do I have to hold this the whole trip?"
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"No. Just while we're going faster than 50."
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"Anyway, ooh."
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"Do you wear socks when you sleep?"
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"Um, no."
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"I'm thinking about trying one on and one off."
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"Hear me out. It all started when I was a kid."
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"I lost one of my socks."
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"But that was just the beginning."
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"‐BOB: Oh, my God. ‐(flatulence)"
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"‐TEDDY: Whoops. That one was me. ‐(Bob whimpers)"
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"So, long story short, my butt is apparently lopsided,"
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"and that's why I had to return the pants."
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"‐Uh‐huh. ‐This is great, huh, Bob?"
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"Two friends on the open road,"
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"seeing the world together with all of its mysteries."
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"‐Right? ‐I mean, we're just running an errand."
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"He's a lonely guy."
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"Boy ride! Boy ride! Boy ride!"
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"I mean, yeah, this is, uh,"
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"this is definitely great, Teddy."
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"Wait, why are you exiting?"
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"‐TEDDY: I figure we can grab lunch. ‐Lunch?"
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"‐Isn't it a little early? ‐Maybe a little,"
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"but this gas station up here has the best hot dogs."
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"I drive this way all the time."
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"I make a lot of hot dog stops, and these are top‐notch."
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"Eh, maybe it's 'cause they got the rollers"
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"so they turn at just the right speed."
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"‐Okay. ‐Cooking stuff."
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"‐Way above our heads, right, pal? ‐Mm."
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"Wait. Let me see who's working right now, Kendall or Phil."
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"You know the people who work here?"
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"Of course. Shh, shh."
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"Trust me, you do not want to get Kendall."
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"Let's just say if you drop one mega‐sip soda on the floor"
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"and you do your best to clean it up,"
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"you'll still hear about it for months."
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"Yes! It's Phil."
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"‐High‐five! ‐Mm."
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"♪ ♪"
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"Here. People ordered some stuff."
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"Can you run these out to the couple in the first booth?"
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"Eh, I suppose I can swing it."
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"Wait. How do they want this burger cooked?"
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"I didn't ask. That's personal."
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"Go ask, please."
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"‐Mom, do we have bacon? ‐Yes, we do."
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"Good. One cheeseburger, no tomato."
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"‐And a bacon snack for me. ‐No bacon for you right now."
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"‐(clattering) ‐Poop."
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"‐TINA: Damn it. ‐What was that noise?"
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"Bus‐Tub Jenga. I lost."
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"No more Bus‐Tub Jenga, kids."
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"We're getting a little busy in here."
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"‐Bus‐Tub Twister? ‐No. ‐(entry bells jingles)"
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"LINDA: Oh, boy."
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"Lot of people."
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"PHIL: Yeah, I just, uh,"
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"put the hotdogs on the rollers,"
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"press the on switch, and voilà!"
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"There's got to be more to it. He's being modest."
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"So, uh, what do we owe you for the hot dogs?"
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"‐New nugget, Phil? ‐Yep. Good eye."
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"Almost one gram."
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"Phil here pans for gold."
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"Every chance I get."
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"Is there a lot of gold around here?"
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"‐You'd be surprised. ‐In which way?"
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"‐How little. ‐Then I'm not surprised, I guess, because..."
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"Yeah, but I don't do it for the gold."
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"I do it for the quality time with my lady: Mother Nature."
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"I don't have a girlfriend."
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"‐Which is nuts. Look at you. ‐Huh. Anyway, uh,"
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"we should definitely get going."
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"Uh, so please take this money for the hot dogs."
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"Don't forget, you're worthy of love."
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"TEDDY: Hey, can you even eat hot dogs?"
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"Why wouldn't I be able to eat a hot dog?"
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"You're a burger guy."
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"Hot dogs and burgers are enemies, right?"
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"No. I‐I think they're friends."
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"‐TEDDY: Frenemies? ‐Oh, my God, are we stopping again?"
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"This place has the cleanest bathrooms for miles."
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"I liked that hot dog,"
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"but it did not like me."
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"‐Oh. Terrific. ‐You sure you don't need to go?"
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"‐No. ‐No, you're not sure, or no, you don't have to go?"
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"‐I don't have to go! ‐Okay, relax."
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"Can I borrow a couple of bucks?"
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"This place makes you buy something to use the restrooms,"
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"and I only have twenties."
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