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Clips from Bob's Burgers - Driving Big Dummy (S12E12)

"‐So use a twenty. ‐They don't like breaking big bills, Bob."
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"I don't want to be Mr. Big Shot "Can you break a twenty?""
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"Mm."
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"LINDA: So, you ladies are"
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"in some sort of group, it looks like."
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"Yeah! We're the Bon Viv‐aunts."
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"We're all aunts who get together once a month"
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"and do something fun."
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"'Cause we don't have kids and can do stuff."
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"And this month your fun thing is coming here?"
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"Uh, no. We're going go‐carting after this."
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"Oh. Well, look over the menu and one of my professional children"
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"will be right over to take your orders."
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"‐M'kay? ‐Okay."
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"Just so you know, a few more of us may trickle in."
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"Oh, great."
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"The more Bon Viv‐aunts, the merrier."
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"Kids, follow me."
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"‐Family meeting. ‐GENE: Should we try to get Dad on a Zoom?"
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"Okay, now we're slammed out there,"
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"so we're gonna get these people fed."
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"‐Kids, are you listening? ‐No. Is that bad?"
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"Hey, hey, pay attention."
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"We're gonna refill waters, collect money,"
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"give correct change, and say, "Thank you for coming.""
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"Got it. "Thank you for coming." Um, I'll do it better."
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"And we're gonna push the burger of the day,"
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"and we're gonna ask, "Do you want fries with that?""
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"Because that's what I would do if I was out there."
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"But I'm back here today, so you got to be me, all right?"
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"‐Costume change! ‐We'll do our best."
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"‐Which, as you know, is not great. ‐All right, all right."
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"Whoever sells the most burgers of the day"
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"and the most fries gets to be..."
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"Employee of the Day!"
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"‐Which has a cash prize? ‐No."
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"‐Any prize? ‐The prize is being the Employee of the Day."
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"Even Bus‐Tub Jenga has a prize."
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"Yeah, not having to clean up Bus‐Tub Jenga."
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"Okay, fine! Whoever sells the most gets..."
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"a 20‐second pull from the soft serve machine, ah?"
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"‐Holy... ‐Whoa. ‐Really?"
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"‐How about that? ‐A 20‐second pull?"
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"‐That's an eternity. ‐That could fill my whole body."
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"Wait, can we do it, like, straight from the nozzle"
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"into our mouths?"
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"No! Too many people have died that way. I assume."
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"That's why it's so tantalizing‐‐ it's forbidden."
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"I‐I don't need to be under the nozzle."
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"We're talking about, like, a crap‐load of ice cream."
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"‐So I'm in. ‐Fine. ‐Me, too."
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"Okay, good. Now, get out there."
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"Leave it all on the field. No mercy."
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"Pep talk! Go!"
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"What is taking him so long?"
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"Oh, Tupperware!"
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"‐Oh, this again? ‐Come on!"
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"(Bonnie and Teddy laughing)"
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"Hey, Teddy, uh, sorry, but we should really get going."
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"Okay. Just let me go to the bathroom first."
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"Wait, you haven't gone to the bathroom yet?"
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"Eh. I don't know how to say this in mixed company, Bob,"
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"but it changed its mind a few times."
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"‐It sounds like a fickle pickle. ‐Bob, Bonnie. Bonnie, Bob."
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"‐Hello. ‐Hi. ‐Bonnie owns the place."
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"That's her new tow truck. Pretty sweet, huh?"
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"See the boom on that thing? Give me a break with that winch."
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"Yeah, that's a really... that's a really great boom."
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"I'm happy with the boom."
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"Speaking of booms, Teddy, do you want to... (whistles)"
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"Right. Okay, let's give this a shot."
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"So, I might just go wait in the..."
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"TEDDY: Bob's a small business owner, too!"
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"You‐you guys can talk about that."
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"‐Oh, really? ‐No, Teddy, don't do that."
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"Don't‐don't call through the bathroom door."
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"It's not necessary."
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"Oh, Bob, pick out a gum for me."
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"I‐I didn't buy anything yet."
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"Oh, don't worry about that, Teddy. This one's on me."
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"Nope, rules are rules."
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"Bob, read me the gums they have."
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"I don't like cinnamon or mint or berry"
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"or anything that's too chewy."
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"I'm gonna go wait in the truck. Nice to meet you. Bye."
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"Bobby! The gum!"
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"(yawns)"
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"So, what's the weirdest thing you ever towed?"
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"Louise, no. Bring it back. That's Gene's cheeseburger"
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"‐well done. ‐Then where's my no‐cheese medium?"
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"There it is."
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"Tina, bring it back, bring it back."
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"‐Uh, sorry. ‐Oh, uh..."
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"Wait, I had a cheeseburger well done?"
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"‐Gene! ‐All these burgers look the same."
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"Should we make them different shapes?"
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"Is this a good time to get an update"
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"on who's winning the contest and how it's me?"
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"Oh, hold on, let me check. No! You're all losing!"
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"‐What?! ‐But I just sold a burger of the day."
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"And fries, I think."
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"And then you gave it to the wrong person."
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"These Bon Viv‐aunts are so high‐maintenance."
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"They insist on getting the food that they ordered."
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"More like Bon Diva‐aunts."
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"Okay, you know what? Here's what's gonna happen."
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"I'm coming out there. I'm gonna run food,"
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"I'm gonna take orders, and I'm still gonna cook."
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"What about Employee of the Day? And ice cream of the mouth?"
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"Ha! I bet I can outsell all three of you combined."
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"So I'm entering the contest."
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"And when I win, you have to watch me"
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"eat the ice cream in front of you. Huh?"
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"‐(all gasp) ‐From the nozzle!"
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"(all gasp)"
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"You said we weren't allowed!"
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"You're still not allowed, 'cause you're gonna lose."
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"But if we win, all three of us get ice cream off the nozzle."
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"Yeah, you can have that sad dream."
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"That'll never happen."
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