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Clips from Bob's Burgers - Crystal Mess (S12E12)

""I Spy Amazing Alumni.""
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"Oh, God."
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"Hey, Tina, when you look back at 75 years of Wagstaff..."
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"‐What do I see? ‐Okay..."
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"I Spy Amazing Alumni!"
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"Ha‐ha‐ha‐ha. Ha."
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"‐Oh, no. ‐Uh‐oh."
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"Let's talk about those"
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"amazing alu... (coughs)"
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"Sorry. Little phlegm."
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"Um, anyway, ever heard of"
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"Mary Queen of Skorts? Oh, wait."
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"‐That was your part, Zeke. ‐Um... Uh..."
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"Oh, now it's me. (clears throat thickly)"
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"She's skort of a big..."
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"deal."
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"‐Oh, boy. ‐(sighs) I'm sorry."
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"I'm sorry, everyone."
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"I'm not great at oral reports,"
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"and when I have a partner,"
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"that makes me even more nervous."
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"I sweat like crazy."
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"And I get weird phlegm in my mouth."
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"(hacks)"
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"It's like a spit smoothie in there."
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"And I'm extra nervous because I don't have the crystal."
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"That's a whole other thing. I had a crystal."
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"It might have had magic powers. I don't know."
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"Uh..."
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"‐Are we still doing our report? ‐Anyway,"
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"maybe I should just accept that I get nervous."
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"And maybe that's okay."
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"Uh, I mean, why try not to be nervous when I definitely am?"
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"I mean, look at this pit sweat."
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"Anyone need me to put out a small fire? (chuckles)"
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"(chuckles)"
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"(exhales) Feels good to say it all out loud."
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"So, anyway..."
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"Oops! I'm getting the "wrap it up" signal."
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"Or that kid just really wants me to look at her watch."
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"Uh... Thank you!"
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"Well, didn't really get to talk about the Wagstaff alumni"
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"or, uh... just about anything in our report."
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"But I tell ya‐‐"
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"it was a pretty nice little speech."
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"Good job, partner."
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"And you made being sweaty and nervous kind of cool."
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"Thanks. I'm gonna go get some water."
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"‐(coughs, clears throat) ‐Good idea."
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"You sound like phlegm‐ageddon, girl!"
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"Next up: Eighth graders Tammy and Jocelyn"
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"with their report on"
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"‐Wagstaff fashions past and present. ‐(phone buzzing)"
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"Sorry. Sorry."
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"Wait! Where is she going?"
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"She's gonna miss our speech. (gasps)"
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"‐Uh‐huh. Mm‐hmm. ‐Now she's never gonna take me"
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"to Paris Skort Fashion Week with her."
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"Tina, I liked your speech."
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"I mean, it was very awkward."
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"‐So awkward... ‐Thank you?"
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"And in a way,"
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"your speech gave me the push I needed"
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"to leave Cassie a long and very emotional voice mail"
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"about her crystal."
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"And she just texted me"
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"that she believes crystals don't really "break.""
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"She says the energy just "spreads out.""
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"Really? (exhales) Phew!"
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"She's very wise, like a pretty owl."
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"And she still wants to come over for Cassie‐role."
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"‐Oh, good. ‐Ooh, I should go."
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"I need to get all the cat hair off the furniture"
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"before Cassie comes."
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"Great speech, T."
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"At one point I think you sprayed some of your mouth phlegm"
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"onto your armpit sweat. That was magical."
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"‐Thanks. ‐Well, I got about $3.50"
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"of crystal money in my pocket."
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"Is that enough to buy me a new shirt on the way home?"
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"Probably not."
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"But maybe a medium frozen yogurt?"
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"‐Three spoons? ‐Deal."
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"You can make it two spoons."
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"I like to use my hands."
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"‐TINA: Nope. Nope. ‐LOUISE: Nope. Nope."
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"♪ Crystal power ♪"
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"♪ Crystal power"
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"♪ Crystal power"
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"♪ Crystal power"
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"♪ When you and your partner have an oral report ♪"
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"♪ And you're feeling really out of sorts ♪"
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"♪ Maybe get yourself a nice crystal, it'll ♪"
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"♪ Only stab you a little ♪"
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"♪ Crystal power ♪"
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"♪ Crystal power"
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"♪ Crystal power."
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