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Clips from This Fool - Emotional Timothy (S01E01)

"I decided to take him in, but now he's missing."
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"- Are you tryin' to fuck up my date?"
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"MAGGIE: Oh, shit."
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"Your date's tonight? No. - Yeah."
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"- I didn't know. You know what? Forget it. I'll get someone else."
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"- No, fuck it. I'm coming over. Clearly you need me."
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"Again. MAGGIE: No, I don't n--"
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"- I'm sorry, but I have to go. It's an emergency."
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"MONICA: Oh, wow--"
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"- But you know what, let me pay for dinner."
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"- I'm so sorry. Is everything okay?"
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"- Oh, yeah, yeah, totally. Everything's totally fine."
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"- But it's an emergency?"
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"- Oh, right, yeah. Big-ass emergency."
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"But don't worry about it. - Okay. I'm sorry."
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"Um, do you want the food to go?"
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"- Oh, no. You know what?"
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"As I always say, give the leftovers to the staff."
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"- Never heard that one before."
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"- Feel free to use it. - Okay."
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"- I gotta go. I'll call you. - Alright."
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"[Luis sighs]"
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"LUIS: I'm so fuckin' nervous."
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"- Oh, you're gonna be great."
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"There's nothing to worry about."
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"We're just gonna have a mature conversation"
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"that ends with you getting your ring back."
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"- Yeah, yeah. Right, right."
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"- Mature? - Yeah."
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"LUIS: No problem."
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"[doorbell chimes]"
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"I can't do this shit. - Hey, Luis."
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"Get back here. We gotta talk to her together."
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"- Hey, you talk to her! You're the one that told me about closure."
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"I didn't even know what that shit was till you said that shit."
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"- Hi."
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"- Who the fuck are you and what the fuck do you want?"
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"MINISTER PAYNE: Hello, I'm sorry to bother you."
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"- Oh, I know who you are. So sorry, sir,"
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"but we don't believe in that magic underwear shit."
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"- Oh, no, no, no. [chuckles]"
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"I'm not a Mormon."
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"I wish. Uh, my name is Leonard Payne."
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"Um, this may sound a little weird, but do you know Luis Hernandez?"
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"VANESSA: That fuckin' asshole?"
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"Whatever he's being charged with, he did that shit."
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"I'd be happy to testify in court."
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"- Well, actually, I'm here bec--"
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"- Hey, hey. You're the fuckin' asshole."
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"- Oh, my God! I should've fucking known!"
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"Luis, you're still the same coward piece of shit you've always been."
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"Hiding in the bushes like the scared little bitch you are."
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"- I wasn't hiding. I was taking a leak."
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"- Pissing in the streets like a rat!"
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"- As I was saying, I run a nonprofit. It's called Hugs Not Thugs."
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"And we rehabilitate ex-gang members."
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"Now, Luis, he's been doing a lot of hard work on himself,"
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"and I think it could help you both find some closure if you talk things out."
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"- I'll talk things out with you."
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"You're a fuckin' loser with a weird dick."
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"- Hey, fuck you. Curvy dicks are normal!"
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"And I want my ring back. - You're not helping."
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"- Hey, if you don't give me that ring back, I'm gonna sue your ass"
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"and you know Judge Judy will rule in my favor."
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"- Her show is over now, idiot."
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"- Yeah, well, she's got a new one now, idiot."
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"- Oh, yeah? What time? I wanna watch!"
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"- It's streaming so it's available whenever."
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"- Stupid."
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"- You got a fuckin' rabbit? - Yeah, I got a fuckin' rabbit."
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"[door slams] I told you not to come."
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"- I know when I'm needed. [Maggie sighs]"
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"- Well, I already checked everywhere, so I don't need you anymore."
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"- I didn't leave my perfect date to not find your rabbit."
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"- Okay, psycho."
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"By the way, I got Wendy's if you're hungry."
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"- I don't wanna eat that garbage."
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"I just ate a delicious-ass vegan meal. I'm stuffed."
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"- You ate healthy to impress your date?"
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"Ah, no mames, güey."
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"You're so pathetic. - Let's just find this fuckin' rabbit."
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"[smacking lips] MAGGIE: I checked there."
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"LUIS: Oh, come on!"
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"- No, you cheated on me with all my homegirls."
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"You made my life hell."
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"And then you got yourself locked up for doing some dumb shit."
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"So, yeah, I'm still fuckin' angry."
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"- Wah, wah, wah, pura pinche novela!"
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"Alright? Don't act like you cared about me."
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"You never even came to visit me once."
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"- Enough, Luis, shut the fuck up."
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"- You know what? I'm partially to blame."
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"This is what I get for messin' with someone shorter than me."
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"Short guys are fuckin' evil."
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"- Five-six is an average height."
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"- You're five-foot-five at best. Now go back to your bush."
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"- Okay, fine, whatever."
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"Hell."
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"- Vanessa, tell me what is really going on here"
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"for you with this ring?"
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"- I keep it as a reminder of the stupid mistake I made"
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"with that fuckin' idiot."
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"- Why would you want a reminder of him being an idiot?"
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"Listen, between you and me,"
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"I don't think he's gonna make it through the program."
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"I've worked with a lot of these guys."
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"Luis... he's definitely going back to prison."
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"But you giving back the ring is not just about his closure,"
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"it's also about yours."
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"Don't you wanna free yourself from this short loser forever?"
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"- Okay."
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"But only if he lets me kick him in the balls."
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"- How's that now? - That asshole fucked me over."
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"And I've been waiting eight years to kick him in the fuckin' balls."
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"If you really want the ring,"
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"Luis' nuts are getting fuckin' rocked."
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"- Let me see what I can do."
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"LUIS: No fuckin' way."
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"- Okay, think of it as an opportunity for growth."
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"- Enough with the fucking short jokes, okay?"
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