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Clips from Bob's Burgers (2011) - Die Card, or Card Trying (S11E11)

"♪ Makin' nets that fall apart. ♪"
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"Oh, oh, my hand's gettin' so tired."
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"- Oh, no. - Does it want to go home and take a nap?"
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"Here, Mom, you can use my hat to cushion your arm."
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"Little help?"
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"Ah, thanks, Tina."
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"That pom‐pom feels nice."
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"Kids, have snacks and enjoy the day."
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"Yay, snacks."
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"This boy wouldn't say no to some hot cocoa."
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"Blah. What is this?!"
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"It‐It's my juice."
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"Did you put it in there as a prank?"
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"No. And don't waste it."
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"I‐I think I juiced, like, 30 oranges"
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"to fill this thing."
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"This is not a juice situation, Father."
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"Gene, I will ground you so hard."
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"Sorry. Sorry. I‐I just miss my juicer so much."
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"Yeah, we heard you two singing together."
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"- ♪ Who likes to juice? ♪ - ♪ I like to juice. ♪"
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"- ♪ You like to juice? ♪ - ♪ That's what I said. ♪"
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"♪ Juicey, juicey, juice, juice, juice, juice, juice ♪"
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"♪ I love you more than anyone. ♪"
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"Why couldn't you have just juiced some hot chocolate,"
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"you psychopath?!"
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"I guess that's it."
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"We're out here in the snow like a bunch of Jeremiah Johnsons"
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"and there's nothin' we can do about it."
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"Louise, no one's turning into Jeremiah Johnson."
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"Also, I don't know how you know that movie."
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"It's a movie? I just made up the name"
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"'cause it sounded good."
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"What? No, it's a... Oh, forget it."
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"Okay, the plan to squirt a bunch of soap down there"
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"and twist my arm out didn't work 'cause we don't have soap."
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"And that idea to pry my arm out with a stick"
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"really didn't work, and now there's a stick stuck in here."
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"And my hand's gettin' numb."
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"My hands are getting numb, too."
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"Dang it. How am I supposed to solve this dumb thing"
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"with dumb numb hands?"
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"Agh! Hey, just curious‐‐"
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"are we gonna be spending the night here?"
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"'Cause if so, we're gonna need to add a few rooms"
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"to this thing."
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"Oh. Make sure my room has a California King."
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"And I want jets in the tub."
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"Lin, it's gonna start getting dark soon,"
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"and we still need to hike three miles back down."
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"Also, the snacks are gone."
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"Guess we're gonna have to scavenge."
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"Tina, go find that squirrel, befriend it,"
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"- and then betray it. - Fine."
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"No! We're not eating squirrels"
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"and we're not spending the night."
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"Just leave me here."
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"Uh, uh, go back down to the car."
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"I'll‐I'll figure it out."
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"- 'Kay. - Bye, Mom. - Miss you."
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"Guys, no. We're not going anywhere without your mother."
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"But snacks!"
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"Oh, oh! I‐I have a lozenge in my pocket."
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"Everyone take a lick, and‐and maybe, uh,"
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"huddle together to stay warm."
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"Blow on each other with your nice hot family breath."
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"I'm saving my hot breath for this."
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"‐ ‐No!"
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"Oh, it's you folks again. Heh."
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"That sounded like Bob Dylan got caught in a trap."
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"- Thank you. - Would you look at that sunset?"
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"Wow. You folks get a good picture?"
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"Uh, funny story."
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"- Can it be a short story? - Eh, it's pretty short."
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"Uh, my wife dropped the camera,"
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"but then she caught it, now her hand is stuck in that hole."
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"Yeah, she won't let go of it, but if she did,"
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"we could leave and go to our warm house."
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"Sorry, did I say that out loud?"
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"Mr. Ranger,"
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"the best picture we've ever taken as a family"
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"is on this camera."
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"I need it to make holiday cards"
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"because we never sent them out the last couple years,"
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"and‐and people are startin' to take us off"
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"their card‐giving lists,"
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"- and‐and‐and if we... - Uh, sure, sure, sure, sure, sure."
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"- Look, we see this all the time. - Really?"
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"No. I just wanted to stop you from talking"
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"- so I can tell you something. - Yeah?"
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"You have to go."
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"No one can be in this park after sunset."
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"Yup, uh, we'll‐we'll be outta here in a jiff."
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"Uh, I'm about to crack this thing here."
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"Well, it's sunset now, so you have to go right now."
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"This is like, the main part of my job."
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"Well, I mean, this and cleaning the bathroom."
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"Which I definitely always do."
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"Well, I'm not going anywhere without this camera."
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"- You're not leaving? - No."
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"Okay. So this is your first warning."
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"Oh, um, how many warnings are there?"
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"There's three, and we're nearing warning number two."
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"It's comin' around the bend."
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"Here she comes, and second warning."
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"Lin, maybe just do what he says?"
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"I can't, Bob. I can't let go of this camera."
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"Third warning means I gotta take away your park pass."
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"We were supposed to have a park pass?"
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"I mean, oh, uh‐oh."
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"Do you not have a park pass, sir?"
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"Oh, uh, no, we do."
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"I was just thinking of another, uh, pass that we have."
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"Oh, yeah. We have so many passes."
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"- I, uh, pass, pass, pass, pass. - We hike all the time."
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"- Oh, so much. We love it. - Yeah."
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"Well, you guys didn't let me finish."
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"I'm gonna take away your park pass,"
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"I issue you a ticket, and if you don't come willingly,"
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"that's called, "resisting a park ranger.""
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