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Clips from Bob's Burgers (2011) - Die Card, or Card Trying (S11E11)

"But who can resist a man in uniform? Sorry."
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"So you're gonna have to pay a hefty fine,"
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"your family's gonna be escorted out of the park,"
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"and that's probably not the best way"
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"to wrap up a quality family outing."
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"Anyway, warning number three."
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"- Lin, please. - I, uh..."
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"Do we have permission to tickle her?"
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"Do we have permission?!"
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"Lin, I know this means a lot to you,"
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"but there's a ranger here who is gonna make us pay"
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"a lot of money and also maybe carry you out?"
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"Or me out? I'm not sure which."
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"- Let's play it by ear. - Please carry me out."
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"Can you just, maybe, I'm sorry but,"
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"- let go of the camera? - No way."
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"I'm not throwing away my shot of us."
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"Look, folks, just to clarify,"
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"the third warning is not really a warning."
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"It's like the final thing, and I just said it,"
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"so that means now you're gonna get Ranger arrested."
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"So, how are we gonna do this?"
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"Come on, Mom, you're so obsessed!"
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"You gotta learn to let things go. Literally."
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"Agh! Damn you, game!"
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"Why did Santa curse me with this...!"
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"Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!"
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"I just solved it!"
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"Yes. Yes!"
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"Okay. Now my life has no purpose."
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"That's, uh, great, Louise."
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"Lin, please."
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"Look, I know you all think I'm crazy right now,"
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"but it's‐it's more than just a picture,"
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"and the‐the cards."
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"It's about being a human."
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"These cards connect us with other people."
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"And when there's no people left in the world,"
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"the aliens will find our cards,"
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"and they'll be like, "Aw, look at that family.""
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"Oh, fine. Forget it."
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"My hand's so numb, I probably should just drop it."
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"Okay, here I go."
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"- Ah... - Wait, Mom, don't."
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"- My puzzle. - Yeah, I know, you solved your puzzle."
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"I'm proud of you, baby."
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"Didn't take you long at all."
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"Eight days."
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"No, I think I know how to get you out of there."
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"- And the camera. - You do?"
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"Yeah. We've been trying to turn your arm,"
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"but we need to turn you."
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"- Me? - So, we'd have to turn Mom upside down?"
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"I think so?"
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"I solved my puzzle by turning the ball all the way around"
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"while pulling."
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"Maybe that's how we get you out‐‐"
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"we keep turning you until we find the sweet spot,"
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"and then wham‐bam, freedom, ma'am."
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"Hopefully."
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"- Huh. - I mean, it's worth a try."
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"I call all the change in her pockets."
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"And her ChapStick."
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"Um, Mr. Ranger, would you mind helping us"
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"turn my wife upside down?"
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"I thought you would never ask."
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"- Oh. Really? - But only because I'm a park ranger"
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"and it's my job,"
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"and not because she just made me cry a little bit"
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"and I miss my family."
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"Uh, well, maybe if I grab here, you lift there."
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"Kids, take the legs."
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"This is exactly how Cirque du Soleil got their start."
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"All right, we good? We ready?"
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"- Ready. - Check."
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"And, Lin, whatever you do..."
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"Yeah, yeah? What, what?"
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"Don't drop that camera."
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"Mwah. Even if my arm gets broken into a million pieces."
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"Well, no, then you should probably drop it."
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"Okay, here we go."
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"Whoa, whoa, whoa! Watch it, watch it."
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"Ah! We did it! We actually did it!"
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"Oh, my God. Hello, hand."
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"Oh, come here, kids. Oh, Bobby."
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"Mwah, mwah, mwah, mwah."
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"My family."
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"I'm so happy for you guys."
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"And I need you to immediately leave the park."
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"Uh, yup, right. We're going."
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"Thank you, Mr. Park Ranger."
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"I've solved you, wooden puzzle, and now I'm done with you."
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"Return to the hell from which you came!"
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"Okay, well, please don't just throw puzzles you're angry at"
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"- into the rock. - Right. Sorry."
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"And, hey, keep a lookout in your ranger station mailbox"
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"for the best family portrait card you've ever seen!"
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"And they walked out of my life."
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"Anybody on lime time?"
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"- I'd love some water. - No! No water."
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"- Water is stupid juice. -"
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"Okay... who wants to see 'em?"
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"- Yes. - Me. - I do."
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"Okay, printing's not cheap,"
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"so don't touch 'em if your hands are gross and greasy."
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"Well, they always are so what are you gonna do?"
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"- Yeah, we work in a restaurant. - Eh?"
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"- Whoa. - Ooh."
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"- Hot damn. - Wow."
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"We'll never look that good again."
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"I know. Take it in."
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"It's all downhill from here."
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"For you, Dad, and Mom."
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"- Not us. We're young. - Thanks, Louise."
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"- My wiener's out. - What?!"
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"♪ Candy cane moose ♪"
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"♪ We've had since Tina was born ♪"
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"♪ People think you're a reindeer ♪"
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"♪ But you're not, you're a moose ♪"
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"♪ Candy cane moose ♪"
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