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Clips from Girls5eva - Leave a Message If You Love Me (S02E02)

"They're doing this thing where they put, like,"
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"a Slinky under your butt."
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"Leave me alone about it. - Okay."
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"But will you just go to a good place next time?"
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"- Fair, because, um-- [chuckles]"
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"All my threads came out."
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"- Ew. - I know. It was gross."
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"- Overall, a good day, though."
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"I mean, we still don't have our love song,"
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"but I'm sure that'll come to us eventually."
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"- We found our love song!"
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"- Oh, my God! [squeals]"
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"- It's about Ashley."
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"- You've reached Ashley's Splazz."
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"* Leave a message if you love me *"
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"[tender piano music]"
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"- * Not a day goes by without missing you *"
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"* *"
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"- * Wishing you were here and the truth weren't true *"
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"* *"
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"all: * Wanna hear your voice, but you don't answer anymore *"
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"* *"
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"- * Still, we call you up *"
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"both: * Sometimes to be sure *"
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"- * We hope somewhere that you can see *"
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"* While you're swimming in infinity *"
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"- * That life is cruel and it probably *"
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"all: * Should have been me *"
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"- * I did a lot of cocaine *"
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"all: * So much cocaine *"
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"* At the beep *"
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"* *"
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"* At the beep *"
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"* *"
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"* Message at the beep *"
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"* *"
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"* Dream 'bout you always *"
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"* Even when we can't sleep *"
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"* At the beep *"
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"- * Leave a message if you love me *"
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"all: * At the beep *"
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"* Message at the beep *"
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"- * Leave a message if you love me *"
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"all: * To say *"
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"* We love you *"
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"* At the beep *"
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"* Message at the beep *"
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"- * Leave a message if you love me *"
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"all: * Leave a message if you love me *"
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"* Oh *"
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"- * Leave a message if you love me *"
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"all: * Leave a message if you love me *"
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"* Oh *"
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"- * Leave a message *"
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"all: * Leave a message if you love me *"
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"- * Leave a message if you love me *"
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"- * Leave a message *"
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"all: * Leave a message if you love me *"
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"- * Threw us together in a motel room *"
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"both: * Promised we'd be famous soon *"
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"- * Made his money off a basement zoo *"
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"both: * Saw the Spice Girls, said *"
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"* "I can pick girls too" *"
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"* Bob Cratchit hours, thousand crunches a day *"
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"* Set of steak knives to whoever lands Carson Daly *"
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"* We were Top 40 and living out our dreams *"
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"* He got a Porsche, we got a camel cash per diem *"
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"- * After our shows, he took a bow *"
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"both: * Drove us by his high school *"
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"* Yelled, "Who's bad at football now?" *"
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"* But we're finally at the wheel *"
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"* You can take the bus *"
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"* 'Cause everything we do *"
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"* Belongs to us *"
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"- Good night, everybody. - Good night."
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"[biscuit crunching]"
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"all: Open it! Open it! - Happy birthday, Ashley!"
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"- Aww, what's this one? - Ooh!"
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"- It's the first bronzer that doubles"
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"as a low-cal butter substitute."
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"- I think it's German. - Ooh."
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"[all squealing] - Oh, my God, you guys!"
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"- [screams] - Oh, my God!"
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"- It's the Nokia 879 Switch Splazz."
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"- We pooled our per diems."
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"- You can text people any number"
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"and all the letters A through J."
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"- Too kewl. Ooh, ooh, let's do my message."
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"You've reached Ashley's Splazz."
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"* Leave a message if you love me *"
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"Oh, I love you guys! - We love you! We love you!"
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"- Birthday hug! all: Aww!"
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"- Okay, okay."
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"Now let's go blow the doors off the Dad's Choice Awards!"
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"[all cheering]"
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"all: * Gonna be famous 5eva *"
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"* 'Cause 4eva's too short * - * It's too short *"
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"all: * Gonna be famous 3gether *"
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"* 'Cause that's 1 more than 2gether *"
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"* Gonna be famous 5eva *"
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"* 'Cause 4eva's too short *"
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"* So what are you waiting 5? *"
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"* Girls5eva *"
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"[upbeat music]"
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"- Top of the Wednesday!"
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"- Guys, I think I cracked our love song."
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"- [gasps] - I've been grinding it"
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"in my head for days,"
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"and then it just shot into my brain."
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"It's about eye contact."
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"- Wow. - Ooh, V sexual."
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"- Yeah, the eyes are the windows to the 0-9s."
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"- To the what?"
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"- The 0-9s. The genitals?"
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"Genitals. Jennys? No?"
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"You know the song "Jenny"? 867-5309?"
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"The 0-9s!"
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"Come on, guys, get with my slang."
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"I sent you a PDF."
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"[quirky music]"
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