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Clips from Girls5eva - Leave a Message If You Love Me (S02E02)

"- There you go. [metal detector beeps]"
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"- What's up with the security? - Hey, Paul. What's going on?"
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"- Can't say who's here, but whenever an A-lister"
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"with a stalker or two is in the building,"
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"we throw up extra security measures."
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"- I also have a stalker."
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"He lives in Canada and stalks remotely."
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"We met at camp."
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"- Oh, my gosh. You guys."
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"T.K. is recording here? [gasps]"
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"Oh, my God. - T-who?"
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"- She's one of those stars who never shows their face,"
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"like Daft Punk, Orville Peck, deadmau5."
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"The list goes on and on, but I'm done listing."
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"- She's like a sexy beekeeper."
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"- Oh."
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"Hey! [laughs]"
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"* *"
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"[metal detector beeps] - Oh, my IUD is white gold."
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"It's Kate Hudson for Pandora for Pfizer BioNTech."
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"- Oh, okay."
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"- "Your Eyes." Here we go."
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"[metronome counting down]"
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"all: * Your eyes tell me a story *"
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"* Of where our road will wind *"
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"* Our eyes tell me a story *"
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"* Half yours, half mine *"
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"- * Half mine * all: * Half yours *"
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"* Ooh *"
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"[all cheering]"
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"- Label's gonna love that. Really fires up the 0-9s."
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"- Oh, somebody read the PDF. Thanks!"
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"- Gonna send this demo off to Tate."
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"- Dawn, is that a mayo packet? Oh, no. No, no, no."
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"- What? I ran out of lip stuff."
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"- Honey, what is your self-care routine?"
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"- She's usually still chewing when she enters a bathroom."
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"- Ugh! - I'm busy."
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"- You need a break."
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"I am making you an appointment for a massage at my MedSpa."
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"I've only been to the "Spa" part,"
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"never the "Med"."
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"- Right."
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"- Because I've never done anything"
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"to my face or my butt."
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"It's just natural."
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"- No, I don't think I should go"
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"'cause this studio time is precious."
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"- Even I think you need to take a moment,"
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"and I invented Album Mode."
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"- I usually work out knots"
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"by leaning against the hot pipe in my apartment."
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"- Go."
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"Gloria and I will keep the train moving."
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"- Uh, hey, uh, real quick before you go,"
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"I think the beekeeper suit lady is Ashley."
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"- Oh, God. - Gloria, please."
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"- Now, we all agree Ashley faked her own death."
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"Hot take, I'm starting to think"
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"that Ashley faked her own death."
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"The fall from the infinity pool was not high enough."
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"I threw a dummy from that same height,"
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"and only the feet detached."
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"What if it's like... * Why was it a closed casket? *"
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"* Because it was empty, that's why *"
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"She had a magician boyfriend,"
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"and all deaths in Vegas are suspicious."
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"Top of the Wednesday!"
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"- Listen, I love a good theory--"
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"I think Sienna Miller is secret twins--"
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"but Ashley is gone."
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"- But see, Google can't verify T.K.'s age"
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"or her hand texture,"
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"and they both throw up peace signs,"
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"and their voices are identical."
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"Listen."
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"[sirens wailing, gunshots]"
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"Freaking autoplay."
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"Sorry, these old action movies are the only thing"
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"that keeps my dad from revealing himself to his nurse."
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"Okay, listen to Ashley in the remix of "Famous 5eva.""
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"- * Checking out the hotties with their sexy bodies *"
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"* Still drinking Veuve Clicquot champagne *"
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"* We all got Maseratis *"
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"- Now listen to T.K."
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"[electronic music]"
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"- * What's the weather in your mouth, babe? *"
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"- * What's the weather in your mouth? *"
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"* *"
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"- Oh, honey, that is so auto-tuned."
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"It could be anyone."
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"- Gloria, we all miss Ashley, but I think"
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"you've been listening to too many crime podcasts."
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"- I think T.K. is Meghan Markle."
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"Or a disgraced oil heiress, or a redhead."
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"Or some daughter of a DJ named Beth"
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"who needed a gimmick."
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"- Okay."
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"- [laughing] - Oh, that was so nice!"
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"I got a Cold Stone massage. - Ooh!"
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"- Where they incorporate ice cream."
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"- Oh, I love that one. Yeah, this spa is so great."
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"Can't speak hide nor hare about the "Med" part."
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"Never been. [laughs]"
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"Have you heard about these thread lifts"
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"everybody's getting, though?"
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"They say, like, they put string underneath your skin,"
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"and then they sort of, like, tie it up at your forehead."
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"That's crazy, right?"
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"Or...normal?"
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"- Crazy. - Yes. Sorry."
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"- No, Summer, don't be one of those women."
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"You don't wanna look like Susan from "Guess Who.""
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"- Oh, for sure."
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"It's like I said in "Maxim" when I was 19."
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"I'm never gonna do plastic surgery."
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"That's binding."
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"[phone chimes] - Ooh, text from Tate."
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""Love the love song. Can you pop over?""
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"- You wrote us a hit!"
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