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Clips from Girls5eva - Leave a Message If You Love Me (S02E02)

- No, Larry's bluffing. He's not gonna sue us.

"- No, Larry's bluffing. He's not gonna sue us."

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- He sued a Starbucks for not being where he thought it was.

"- He sued a Starbucks for not being where he thought it was."

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I think we should take his deal.

"I think we should take his deal."

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- We cannot give Larry writing credit

"- We cannot give Larry writing credit"

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on our song that rips him.

"on our song that rips him."

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- He is quoted all over it.

"- He is quoted all over it."

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I know it's gross, but if this is the only way

"I know it's gross, but if this is the only way"

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that people are gonna hear it...

"that people are gonna hear it..."

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- Then I'd rather kill the song.

"- Then I'd rather kill the song."

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- But we need songs!

"- But we need songs!"

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Dawn, you heard Tate. We're so behind.

"Dawn, you heard Tate. We're so behind."

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God!

"God!"

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I just think that we just need

"I just think that we just need"

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to get really honest about where we are right now.

"to get really honest about where we are right now."

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- Really, I should get honest?

"- Really, I should get honest?"

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Your thread lift's caught on the soundproofing, isn't it?

"Your thread lift's caught on the soundproofing, isn't it?"

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- What? No!

"- What? No!"

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I'm just casual, you know? Green juice culture.

"I'm just casual, you know? Green juice culture."

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Intermittent fasting and apple cider vinegar.

"Intermittent fasting and apple cider vinegar."

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Cupping. I've gone paperless.

"Cupping. I've gone paperless."

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- You are ridiculous.

"- You are ridiculous."

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- I just want this song on the album, Dawn!

"- I just want this song on the album, Dawn!"

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- Yeah, so do I, but it's dead. Get a shovel.

"- Yeah, so do I, but it's dead. Get a shovel."

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- Ugh! - We have no album.

"- Ugh! - We have no album."

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I think Gloria bought MasterClass.

"I think Gloria bought MasterClass."

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Maybe Paul Simon did one.

"Maybe Paul Simon did one."

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- [grunting]

"- [grunting]"

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- Okay. - Oh!

"- Okay. - Oh!"

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- You'll find that I'm a man of many talents.

"- You'll find that I'm a man of many talents."

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- Freaking autoplay.

"- Freaking autoplay."

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- [screams]

"- [screams]"

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- Looks like talent took the day off.

"- Looks like talent took the day off."

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- Wait, what did he say?

"- Wait, what did he say?"

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- I said I'm sorry! - We signed the NDA!

"- I said I'm sorry! - We signed the NDA!"

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- God.

"- God."

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Really thought it was her.

"Really thought it was her."

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[sighs] What the hell is wrong with me?

"[sighs] What the hell is wrong with me?"

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- You just want it to be her because the truth is too hard.

"- You just want it to be her because the truth is too hard."

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Ashley fell off an infinity pool drunk.

"Ashley fell off an infinity pool drunk."

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It was the number one cause of hot person death in 2003.

"It was the number one cause of hot person death in 2003."

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- T.K. is right.

"- T.K. is right."

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I got a lot of shit to deal with.

"I got a lot of shit to deal with."

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I am bad at letting go.

"I am bad at letting go."

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I have a Sims character named Val

"I have a Sims character named Val"

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who's been shooting hoops for 20 years.

"who's been shooting hoops for 20 years."

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[soft music]

"[soft music]"

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* *

"* *"

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- Part of me thought it was her too.

"- Part of me thought it was her too."

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- You did? - Or hoped it was her.

"- You did? - Or hoped it was her."

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I didn't skip Ashley's bench ceremony

"I didn't skip Ashley's bench ceremony"

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because I was busy.

"because I was busy."

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I skipped it because it was too hard.

"I skipped it because it was too hard."

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I loved Ashley.

"I loved Ashley."

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She was the only one in the group

"She was the only one in the group"

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I didn't think I was better than.

"I didn't think I was better than."

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- [laughs tearily]

"- [laughs tearily]"

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- Sometimes,

"- Sometimes,"

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I still call her phone to hear her outgoing message.

"I still call her phone to hear her outgoing message."

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Her parents never turned it off, you know.

"Her parents never turned it off, you know."

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- That's me. I've been paying that bill.

"- That's me. I've been paying that bill."

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I still call her like an idiot,

"I still call her like an idiot,"

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and I just keep hoping she's gonna pick it up.

"and I just keep hoping she's gonna pick it up."

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I think this is just all bubbling up

"I think this is just all bubbling up"

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because we're all working together again.

"because we're all working together again."

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And it just really fucking sucks

"And it just really fucking sucks"

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that she can't be part of any of it!

"that she can't be part of any of it!"

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- I know. - [sighs]

"- I know. - [sighs]"

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- Maybe she can.

"- Maybe she can."

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- So you've come to your senses.

"- So you've come to your senses."

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Smart.

"Smart."

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I want my name spelled all lowercase, cool.

"I want my name spelled all lowercase, cool."

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- Yeah, well, we've been thinking,

"- Yeah, well, we've been thinking,"

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and given the amount of direct quotes,

"and given the amount of direct quotes,"

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we're willing to share writing credit on the track.

"we're willing to share writing credit on the track."

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With Mort Howard. - Who?

"With Mort Howard. - Who?"

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- The writer of "Designated Interest,"

"- The writer of "Designated Interest,""

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the 1994 Steven Seagal punch saga.

"the 1994 Steven Seagal punch saga."

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- All of the insults that you hurled at us

"- All of the insults that you hurled at us"

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came from that movie.

"came from that movie."

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- You work like a dog, the kind that sleeps all day.

"- You work like a dog, the kind that sleeps all day."

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But you forgot one thing, Scalabrini:

"But you forgot one thing, Scalabrini:"

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my kicking.

"my kicking."

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- Okay, okay. It's hard to be original.

"- Okay, okay. It's hard to be original."

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Look, every guy is shaped

"Look, every guy is shaped"

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by a cool movie that they quote incessantly.

"by a cool movie that they quote incessantly."

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In almost all cases, it's "Fight Club."

"In almost all cases, it's "Fight Club.""

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- Yeah. - Okay, okay.

"- Yeah. - Okay, okay."

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Forget about my credit.

"Forget about my credit."

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Where are we with adding the thing where I'm tall?

"Where are we with adding the thing where I'm tall?"

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- No!

"- No!"

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"Now get out of my airspace."

""Now get out of my airspace.""

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- A girl quoting a movie.

"- A girl quoting a movie."

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[laughs]

"[laughs]"

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That's never happened in the world.

"That's never happened in the world."

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You're a trailblazer, Dawn.

"You're a trailblazer, Dawn."

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[both squeal]

"[both squeal]"

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That was amazing!

"That was amazing!"

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And, listen, honey,

"And, listen, honey,"

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while we're being all brave and trailblazing,

"while we're being all brave and trailblazing,"

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Dawn, I need to tell you something about my face.

"Dawn, I need to tell you something about my face."

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- Oh, Summer, I know what you did.

"- Oh, Summer, I know what you did."

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- It's not just all infrared saunas,

"- It's not just all infrared saunas,"

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wellness, gong baths,

"wellness, gong baths,"

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plant-based diet, returning to my breath.

"plant-based diet, returning to my breath."

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- No, you got a thread lift. - I got a thread lift.

"- No, you got a thread lift. - I got a thread lift."

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I have been to the "Med" part of the MedSpa.

"I have been to the "Med" part of the MedSpa."

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All the time. I mean, I've done everything.

"All the time. I mean, I've done everything."

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Botox, filler, cheek sculpting, chin shaving--

"Botox, filler, cheek sculpting, chin shaving--"

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- No, no, I cannot take another list.

"- No, no, I cannot take another list."

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- [sighs]

"- [sighs]"

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My God, that felt so good. A weight has been lifted!

"My God, that felt so good. A weight has been lifted!"

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- So you're gonna stop doing it?

"- So you're gonna stop doing it?"

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- No.

"- No."

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The growth is admitting it. You know what?

"The growth is admitting it. You know what?"

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I am sick of people like you judging me

"I am sick of people like you judging me"

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so I feel like I have to do these things in the shadows.

"so I feel like I have to do these things in the shadows."

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- No, the only reason you do it in the first place

"- No, the only reason you do it in the first place"

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is because of societal pressure on women to--

"is because of societal pressure on women to--"

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- Bored!

"- Bored!"

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You know what I think I'm gonna do next?

"You know what I think I'm gonna do next?"

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