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Clips from The Resort - The Disappointment of Time (S01E01)

"[soft music]"
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"* *"
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"[David Byrne and Brian Eno's "Strange Overtones"]"
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"* *"
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"- Slow down!"
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"- Speed up?"
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"- Slow the fuck down, bro!"
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"- Okay, hang on tight!"
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"- Ahh! - Whoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!"
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"- * I wake up every morning *"
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"* I hear your feet on the stairs *"
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"* You're in the next apartment *"
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"* I hear you singing over *"
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"* There *"
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"* This groove is out of fashion *"
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"* These beats are 20 years old *"
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"* I saw you lend a hand to *"
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"* The ones out standing *"
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"* In the cold *"
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"* Strange overtones in the-- *"
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"- Oh."
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"- Hi. - Mr. and Mrs. Reed, welcome."
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"- Hey, how you doing? - Oh, yeah."
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"- How was your flight? - It was great."
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"- Uh, it was pretty turbulent."
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"- Raul!"
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"Sorry about that. - No."
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"- It's all good. We're here."
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"- Yeah. - My name is Luna."
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"- Hi, Luna."
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"- And take this,"
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"as they will get you everything you need."
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"- Oh, even heroin? - Sorry?"
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"- She's joking. - It was a bad joke."
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"Although I will try anything twice."
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"- [laughs] No, no, no, no heroin."
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"Eh, cocktails?"
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"- Yes, please. - Thank you."
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"- Thank you, gracias."
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"- And smile!"
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"Okay, ah, no."
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"Maybe if you come a little bit closer, please."
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"Yes, that's perfect. Thank you."
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"One, two, three, smile."
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"And what brings you two to Akumal?"
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"Vacation from the kids?"
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"- Uh, no kids. That ship has sailed."
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"It's our ten year anniversary."
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"- Ten years? - Yeah."
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"- Wow. La pubertad del matrimonio."
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"- Mm. - The marriage of what?"
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"- The puberty of marriage. - Oh!"
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"- Puberty of marriage. - Okay."
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"La pubertad del matrimonio."
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"- What? - Yes, that's right."
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"- Okay, all right. - That's right."
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"Yes, it's when the real love begins."
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"You become who you will be."
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"[insect buzzing]"
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"- [gags] - You okay?"
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"- Are you okay, sir? - Yeah, yeah."
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"It was a mosquito. - In your mouth?"
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"- Yeah, in the throat. - Oh."
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"[gags] - Oh."
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"Well, you can relax now."
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"You're in paradise."
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"No work, no stress, no regrets."
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"- Ahh."
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"There are few greater pleasures in life than a good hotel bed."
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"- Yeah, or two of them. - Look, I'm sorry."
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"I had to book this on Amex points,"
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"and all the king size rooms were taken, so..."
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"- Oh, that's okay. This is great."
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"I like this. - [chuckles]"
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"- I'm just kidding. We'll sleep together tonight."
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"- All inclusive."
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"- Yeah, unlimited week of alcohol, yeah."
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"- And to adventure and gluttony."
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"- Yeah. - Here's to ten years."
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"- [chuckles] The puberty of marriage."
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"- Ow. - Oh, yeah--oh, my God."
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"- It's okay, it's okay. - Oops, sorry, sorry."
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"- It's okay."
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"- [exhales] - Were you holding your breath?"
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"- Uh, yeah, you got something a little--"
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"a little stinky going on in there."
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"Lazy river? - Yeah."
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"- All right."
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"[soft music]"
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"* *"
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"Yeah, you know, I'm at this point in my life"
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"where I'm not sure if it's the jet lag"
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"or the alcohol that's more damaging to my brain."
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"- You don't have jet lag."
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"It's a three-hour time difference."
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"- Well, I mean, but that's what jet lag is."
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"It's like I travel by jet,"
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"and now I'm lagging."
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"- Yeah, but then you should feel more awake, actually."
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"I think your problem is that you're just always tired."
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"* *"
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"- [clears throat]"
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"* *"
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"- What do you want to do for dinner?"
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"- It's all been taken care of."
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"We don't have to leave the resort"
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"for any meals if we don't want to."
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"- But what if we want to?"
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"- Oh, you want to?"
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"- Mm."
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"- Great, sushi at 9:00."
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"- You sure you're gonna be awake?"
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"You won't be too jet lagged? - Oh, wow."
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"Such a sleep shamer."
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"I'll bet you--I'll bet you 20 bucks,"
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"American, I stay awake."
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"[snoring]"
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"- All right, I'm ready."
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"I win."
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"- [snores]"
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