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Clips from Severance (2022) - In Perpetuity (S01E01)

"[chuckles]"
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"There was even a song for it."
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"But I always wondered."
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"You carry the hurt with you."
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"You feel it down there too. You just don't know what it is."
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"Okay."
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"Why don't you, uh, grab whatever you want up in the fridge?"
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"I should be back around 6:00."
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"- [blow-dryer whirring] - Oh, hi!"
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"- Hey. - Oh, Mark, I'm sorry for the racket!"
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"I'm just deicing my stoop."
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"Oh, no worries. Uh, thanks again for the cookies."
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"I'll bring by more!"
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"Please."
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"[car engine starts]"
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"[whirring stops]"
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"- [Judd] Mr. Scout, how are you doing? - Hey, Judd."
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"[buzzing]"
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"[beeps]"
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"I did a thing. I deleted the scary numbers."
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"When?"
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"- Yesterday. You were gone. - I was?"
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"Oh, yeah. Dylan took over training in your stead to great success."
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"You look trim, Mark. I wonder if you were food poisoned."
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"Welcome back, boss. New photos come in?"
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"Oh, good. You can finally get rid of those old ones."
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"You may as well skip it actually, 'cause I put in my resignation request."
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"- You did submit it? - I did."
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"It's good. It means you won't get sent to the break room anymore."
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"[Mr. Milchick] Hello, Refiners."
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"Hello, Mr. Milchick."
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"Mark, I spoke to your outie yesterday."
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"He sounded just shattered not to be at work."
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"But now that you're here,"
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"care to read your first morning announcements as department head?"
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"Oh! Uh, sure."
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"Should be easier without me in the, uh, audience. [chuckles]"
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"[whispering] Mark used to find it funny to interrupt Petey's announcements."
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"With gas having."
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"Okay, quiet down, all. I'm Mark, your new announcements person."
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"[shutter clicks]"
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"Uh, just a couple things here."
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"Why are you standing weird? Stand normal."
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"I'm-- I'm standing great."
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"Are you uncomfortable? We could all look away?"
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"Okay, there's been some garbage in the recycling."
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"- Please, everybody, don't do that. Um… - [shutter clicks]"
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"Oh, as a reminder, Post-it Notes are not to be put on faces."
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"They clog your outie's pores."
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"That one's about me. I do this beloved character, Sticky Head."
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"Also, please refrain from boasting about previously earned waffle parties?"
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"Feeling attacked."
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"Uh, and lastly--"
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"Oh, um, uh…"
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"Well, I've never seen a resignation request get such a quick turnaround."
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"Do I have to finish out the day or can I skip out now?"
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"Lastly, Helly's resignation request, uh,"
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"was denied."
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"Hmm."
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"Yeah, no, that can't be right."
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"My outie wouldn't do that."
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"You know, Petey used to say--"
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"[typing]"
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"[laughs] Oh, this is so fun."
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"Shall I, you know, tiptoe up and sneak to the door?"
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"- He's at work, baby. It doesn't matter. - How do you know?"
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"- Because his car's not here. - Maybe he played hooky."
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"Can you go do it? 'Cause I gotta pee."
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"Yes. [clears throat]"
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"Against the door, or to the side?"
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"I think either's really good."
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"- Do you think he'll be surprised? - I do."
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"My babe, I'm gonna put it off to the side."
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"Awesome."
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"[grunts]"
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"- Perfect. - Good."
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"- I mean, it's perfect. - Yes."
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"[chuckles, squeals] He's gonna be so excited."
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"- Yeah. - I hope he comes home early."
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"He's not going to."
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"[sighs, inhales sharply]"
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"[grunts, groans]"
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"Hey. What's that? Sudoku?"
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"It's nothing."
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"What were you drawing?"
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"You getting back to work, in cubist form."
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"Kay, two things. How do you know what cubist form is…"
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"- [chuckles] - …and what the fuck are you wearing?"
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"Oh, fuck."
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"[door closes]"
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"[door opens]"
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"No."
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"[breathes shakily]"
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"[cell phone buzzing]"
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"[sighs] Oh."
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"- Yes? - [Mr. Milchick speaking, indistinct]"
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"[Ms. Cobel, echoing] What did he tell her after the announcement?"
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"[speaking, indistinct]"
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"No, it's not so bad."
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"[speaking, indistinct]"
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"Oh, just mildly aggressive."
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"[normal voice] Did you give her directed praise?"
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"[Mr. Milchick speaking, indistinct]"
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"- Uh-huh. [sighing] Uh-huh. - [Mr. Milchick continues, indistinct]"
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"I'm coming."
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"[breathes deeply]"
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"[panting]"
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"[grunts]"
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"[groans]"
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"[Mark knocks] Hey, Helly?"
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"[Helly] Go away."
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"- Are you okay? - I'm fine."
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"I mean, it's been, like, 45 minutes."
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"[sighs]"
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"- Uh… - I'm using the bathroom."
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"Okay. It's just-- It's b-- It-It-It has been a while."
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"- I'm fine, Mark. - I-I-I think I need to come in."
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"- [Mark] That's-- Okay? - No!"
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"I am going to come in, so get-- get ready."
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"Do the things you need to do 'cause I'm comin' in."
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