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Clips from Severance (2022) - In Perpetuity (S01E01)

"No!"
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"- Okay, here I come. I'm sorry. - Mark, no! I'm not decent!"
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"- Do-- Jesus. - I'm sorry. I'm--"
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"Writing the note directly on your skin."
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"Uh, well, unfortunately, the detectors can pick up lettering anywhere."
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"Does this look like lettering to you?"
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"Well, if you put your arms together."
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"- [sighs] - Huh. Not bad."
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"I thought you were starting to, like, be okay here."
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"What, 'cause I did the numbers thing?"
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"Well, you got a win. You know, a lot of people find joy in that."
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"It literally causes fear."
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"That's just one subset of numbers. The others are more comforting--"
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"Mark, I don't wanna work here with you."
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"So don't burst into the bathroom with your pathetic boss voice on"
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"and try to convince me that I do."
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"Okay, I'll give you five minutes to scrub your arms."
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"Or what?"
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"[whispers] Do you want-- Do you want Graner to use the bad soap?"
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"There's bad soap?"
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"Thanks, boss."
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"Yeah, I fucking love working here."
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"- Mark. - Irv."
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"I was listening at the door. I heard it all."
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"- Okay. - I am troubled by you having"
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"high-stress exchanges like that so fresh off your food poisoning."
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"It's fine."
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"The loathing with which she spoke to you."
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"Well, acclimating takes time."
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"And guidance."
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"What's on your mind, Irving?"
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"Dylan was going on all yesterday about incentives,"
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"pencil erasers and waffle parties, as though that's why we're here."
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"That's not why we're here."
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"If it's a deeper meaning she craves, she should see the perpetuity wing."
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"She can read about all that stuff in the handbook."
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"You know it's different to be there. To see it."
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"[sighs]"
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"It just seems premature. I mean, that place is a lot."
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"Correct. That place is everything."
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"How'd the check go?"
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"There was a package left at his door from someone. Open it, would you?"
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"- [Ms. Cobel] Oh, God. - Is this the brother-in-law?"
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"Ricken. His fifth book."
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""Chapter 12: On Learning to Be Emotionally Nude in Front of My Wife.""
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"[Ms. Cobel] Check it for messages, just to be safe."
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"Mark."
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"- Can I help you? - Does she have a moment?"
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"Did you fill out an official request for supervisory interaction?"
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"Uh, [sighs] no, I--"
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"[Ms. Cobel] It's fine. Come in."
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"Sorry. I can fill out the form."
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"[Ms. Cobel] What is it?"
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"- Um-- - Get the door."
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"Uh, Irving thought we should take Helly to the perpetuity wing today."
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"Well, it's a good thing I made Irving department chief."
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"Sorry. I think I should take Helly and the team to the perpetuity wing."
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"And have you filled out a common-space reservation slip?"
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"- [sighs] No, I-- - Mark."
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"I'm sorry. Uh, I-- I've just been-- I don't know."
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"Uh, it's been weird since Petey left."
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"I mean, you know, he-- he was-- He set the tone."
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"If Petey were the tone-setter you're lionizing him as,"
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"he'd still be here."
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"Wh-- What does that mean?"
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"Are you gonna make me throw my mug at you?"
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"I-- [stammers] Why would you--"
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"- Get MDR to its numbers. - Okay."
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"Mark?"
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"What I just did was something I knew that you could handle and grow from."
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"It was very painful for me."
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"I hope that you'll let it help you."
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"Um, open or closed?"
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"Both."
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"I'll just-- [grunts]"
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"My delts are embarrassingly good today. My outie does muscle shows for sure."
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"If your outie did muscle shows, you wouldn't have to work here."
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"I'm sorry, do you know how much muscle shows pay?"
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"No, none of us can know that."
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"[Irving] I imagine it's a tiered system."
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"Perhaps there are monetary prizes for gold, silver and bronze."
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"[Dylan] No, uh, my guess is that they do it piecemeal per muscle. So…"
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"- [Irving] No, I don't think so. - [Dylan] Best delt, 30 bucks."
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"Best ab, 20 bucks. Biceps are a little flashier, 75 bucks."
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"I would think lats carry a high value."
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"They're considered very attractive in muscle-building circles."
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"And in society at large."
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"[Dylan] Lats are bullshit, dude--"
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"- [Irving] The center of a good physique. - [Dylan] You are alone on this one, Irv…"
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"- You've never noticed my lats? - …I assure you. Never once."
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"[Irving] You don't understand why my posture's ramrod straight. You see how…"
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"- [inhales sharply] - [Mark] Thirsty?"
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"Mm-hmm."
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"Hey, uh, just in case you find this relevant for some reason,"
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"the code detectors can read messages hidden inside the body as well."
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"Also, when that happens, it's Milchick's job to extract the message from you."
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"And when he asks how long ago you ingested it,"
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"I really can't recommend honesty enough."
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"It's easier for you both if he knows which end to start from."
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"Another good try though."
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"Mm-hmm."
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"Go shut down your workstation. We're taking a trip."
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"[Dylan] The power is in your calves."
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"[Irving] …and it's always been that way. I can tell you that right now, young boy."
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"All eight CEOs have been of the Eagan lineage."
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"A line dating back to the founder."
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"I have a mnemonic poem to help you remember their names."
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"I authored it myself, and of course, it falls outside corporate canon,"
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"and it's poetically imperfect, to be sure."
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"There's a slant rhyme in the second verse, of "Ambrose" to "ban those,""
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"which was necessary to further the narrative, but regrettable."
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"Ambrose is sometimes unfairly maligned as a black sheep in the annals of the family."
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"What's this?"
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"[Irving] And it certainly wasn't my intent to slight him further,"
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"- but I think you'll find… - [Helly] "Eagan bingo"?"
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"Hey. Eagan bingo."
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"- Oh. W-We shouldn't, right? This-- - [Irving] …for when we arrive…"
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"- Hey, what the hell is Eagan bingo? - [speaking, indistinct]"
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"It's how you don't die of boredom in the perpetuity wing."
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"And come on, it'll be an excellent opportunity"
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