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Clips from Modern Family (2009) - Three Turkeys (S06E06)

"And I'm just the pitchfork-wielding she-devil."
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"[ laughs ]"
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"It lined up, didn't it?"
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"Yeah, we really got lucky with you holding that fork."
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"Long story short,"
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"If you pour it, it's cranberry sauce."
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"But I'm sorry, if you slice it, it's cranberry jelly."
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"I'm literally driving as fast as this car can go."
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"Is that a sock in your sleeve?"
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"I did laundry at your house this morning,"
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"And you have no dryer sheets."
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"I like staying with you, but it's basically camping."
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"[ tires screech ] ohh!"
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"Uh, hey! Oh! I'm -- I'm so sorry!"
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"I didn't feel anything."
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"I mean, of -- of course I felt something,"
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"And you do have them -- I mean --"
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"Why didn't you honk?! Wouldn't that have just made it worse?"
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"Oh."
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"Nigella: Now, philip,"
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"I'm a little new at this, but okay."
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"Before stuffing the bird,"
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"You may want to remove your jewelry."
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"You mean take off my wedding ring?"
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"You bad, bad girl."
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"Who are you talking to?"
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"I was -- nothing. Who?"
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"I'm not gonna throw away 20 years of --"
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"Is the salad burning? Manny: Here's everything,"
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"Including your cranberry so-called sauce."
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"That was fast. I was driving 70 miles an hour."
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"Now, philip, cover the breast and legs"
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"With a buttered cheesecloth."
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"That thing's a little creepy. You're a little creepy."
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"I don't love being the person"
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"Who hides in her garage with her secret crib turkey,"
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"But it's not always fun being the backstop."
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"You're telling me."
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"Until you get home from work every day,"
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"My main job is keeping luke alive."
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"I actually caught him on the treadmill with scissors."
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"Do you ever feel jealous of them?"
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"You do, too? Oh, yeah, all the time."
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"Please, while you and I are busy being responsible,"
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"Thing one and thing two are off having so much fun."
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"Ple-- "billion-dollar ideas"?"
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"Ooh,"
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"The real head scratcher "t.M.""
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"Now, that -- that is a classic."
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"[ switch clicks ] [ motor humming ]"
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"Ahh. Huh? Uh-huh."
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"Hmm. Look at this."
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"Isn't that the old t-shirt cannon"
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"That dad modified for luke to take on his paper route?"
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"Yeah, it's a fun idea, huh?"
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"[ chuckles ]"
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"You know, there's no reason you and I can't relax a little"
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"And have as much fun as they do."
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"I'm in."
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"Let's be more like those idiots. Yeah."
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"Con-garage-ulations."
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"Nailed it. [ laughs ]"
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"What's going on in here?"
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"Um, n-nothing. Nothing."
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"We -- it's not what it looks like."
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"Really? No, no."
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"'cause what it looks like"
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"Is me taking over the cooking duties"
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"Has allowed my girls here"
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"To let down their hair and have fun for a change."
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"[ laughs ]"
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"Looks like you even dug out the old news-zooka."
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"Oh! [ electricity crackles ]"
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"Oh, no!"
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"[ gasps ]"
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"Oh, my god! Again?!"
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"I-it was an accident!"
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"Once is an accident, perv."
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"Honey, come on. It's time to go. I'm ready."
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"Oh, no, sweetie, we bought you"
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"That pretty, new thanksgiving dress."
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"But I want to wear this."
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"She wants to wear that, cameron."
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"Thoughts?"
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"[ clears throat ]"
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"Well, lily, uh, we're all dressed up."
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"You don't want to be disrespectful, do you?"
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"I should be able to wear what I want."
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"Okay, well, sweetie, listen,"
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"I'm afraid we can't leave until you put that dress on."
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"[ groans ] okay."
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"You see?"
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"As much as you want me to yell, I have a more effective method."
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"When you say to a child,"
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""I will treat you with dignity and respect,""
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"That child will, in turn, say to you --"
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"I left the tag on. This is going back Monday."
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"Oh, and right in the middle of getting up"
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"On such a high, high horse."
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"Okay, lily. You said put it on."
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"Well, it's on. Let's go."
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"We cannot let her run the show like this."
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"Okay, trust me, I have another plan. Really?"
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"Because right now, our child's walking around like a vietnamese annie hall."
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"Mitchell, I will make it clear that she is not the boss."
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"[ horn honks ]"
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"Okay, well, no, no, we can't go out now."
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"[ horn honking ]"
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"Okay, where did she learn that annoying habit?"
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"Claire's been picking her up from meditation mondays."
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"[ sighs ] [ horn honks ]"
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"The little bird's coming along nicely."
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"Hey, this could be our new thanksgiving tradition."
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"What, hiding from our own family?"
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"Hey, if the indians hid a little bit more,"
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"They might still have this country."
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"No, just taking a break from each other."
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"God knows I couldn't love them more,"
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"But the kennedys didn't get together as much as this family."
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"So you don't feel guilty? For what?"
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