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Clips from Modern Family (2009) - Three Turkeys (S06E06)

"Not sharing this 30-year-old scotch with phil?"
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"He mixes it with 7up, gloria."
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"It's a hate crime."
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"Manny: Let's hope the power isn't out here, too."
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"Mitchell: It looks fine. The porch light's on."
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"Phil: Turkey coming through!"
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"They moved the damn dinner here."
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"Thank you for cracking the code."
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"Pop the turkey in the oven, luke."
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"Lost a little cooking time, but if we crank it to 550,"
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"Dinner should be on the table as scheduled."
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"Yes, chef."
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"So, how's it going in here?"
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"Minor little speed bump, but we're back on track."
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"You just relax."
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"Honey, I trust you completely."
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"You've got your sweaty little helper,"
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"And mama has hers."
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"Oh. Thanks."
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"So, how long until you sneak home"
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"And get the backup turkey? Have a little faith."
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"You're really trusting dad to do this?"
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"It's in lily's backpack in the trunk of the car."
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"Oh."
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"This is crazy."
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"Let's just go downstairs and tell them that we're here."
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"Are you kidding?"
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"We sent them a video from mexico."
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"We lied to their faces."
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"You think we can just go downstairs"
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"And throw money at this and make it go away?"
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"I'm asking you. Do you think that would work?"
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"I left my purse down there, and manny knows"
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"That I would never leave town without it."
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"My wallet and keys are on the bar."
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"And the cigar I was just smoking."
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"Oh, maybe you're right."
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"Claire: Come on, everybody! Outside for picture time!"
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"I knew in my heart you couldn't be right."
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"[ door opens ]"
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"Phil: I'm gonna grab a scotch."
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"Anyone know where jay keeps the 7up?"
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"Okay."
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"Phil, stay calm."
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"Yes, the trip over here killed the casserole."
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"The biscuits are hard."
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"The gravy has a skin on it like a sharecropper's neck."
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"Nigella: Are your onions in hot water, philip?"
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"Yes, I would say they are!"
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"Chef, she's just trying to help."
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"You're right. It's not over."
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"We can still put a very nice meal..."
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"I left the centerpiece in the trunk."
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"It's gonna get all wilted."
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"Hey. Where you going?"
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"Everything okay in there? Peachy."
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"I left the centerpiece in the trunk."
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"Where are you going? I was gonna go get some ice."
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"Well, that's okay. I can go get it for you."
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"Great. I can get your centerpiece."
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"I'll leave your ice right there on that table."
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"Which is where I will leave your centerpiece."
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"Okay, then."
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"Oh, no, no, no, no, no!"
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"Hi."
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"So, I want to apologize for flipping out before."
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"Of course you're not a perv."
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"Come here. No, it's okay."
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"No, I couldn't. Come here."
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"It's okay. Mm."
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"What is that?"
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"Oh, nothing. No."
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"For a second, it looked like..."
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"[ gasps ]"
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"Ta-da? Oh, my god!"
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"You have my underwear?! No."
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"Okay, well, yes, but it's not what you're thinking."
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"Uh, they were in my pants."
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"[ gasps ] what is wrong with you?!"
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"I know you have a crush on me, but this is, like, deep freak!"
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"No, I used to have a crush on you, but not anymore."
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"This is all just bad luck. Just take your panties and go."
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"Re-creating the quaint part of the pilgrim story"
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"Where they trade underwear for corn?"
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"Oh, my god."
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"This is not that terrible. True."
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"We have drinks."
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"Joe's playing with his "h.""
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"Everybody's happy."
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"Sí."
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"Mitchell: And why are we going into my dad's bedroom?"
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"You've got to be kidding me. Hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm!"
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"Lily thinks she can wear whatever she wants,"
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"So what if we -- no, no, I am not putting on"
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"One of my dad's hideous leisure suits."
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"That is not the plan. Relax."
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"Do you remember last year when we picked her up"
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"From that family dinner at claire's?"
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"We were dressed as cagney and lacey"
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"For pepper's '80s ladies party, and she flipped out."
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"You're not putting on one of gloria's dresses."
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"If you would simply just let me finish,"
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"That is not the plan. Okay, I'm sorry."
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"We're both putting on dresses."
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"No, I am not doing this."
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"Mitchell, it won't have any impact if I do it by myself."
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"I promise if it doesn't work, we'll do it your way."
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"You know, the only part of this I like"
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"Is getting to see this closet."
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"Mitchell, focus on the goal."
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"You know she only dresses the way she does"
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"To get attention."
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"Maybe it was cute a few years ago,"
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"But she's just getting too old for this."
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"You know what she needs is a good spank on the bottom."
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"No, that's your father's way."
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"You told them about that?"
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"I'm telling you, if I had this closet,"
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"I never would have come out."
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"Mitchell: Well, you can come back later."
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