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Clips from Annette

"Yes, laugh, laugh, laugh."
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"(man talking low in distance)"
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"(gentle music begins)"
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"(breathes deeply)"
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"One, two, three, four, five,"
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"six, seven, eight, nine, ten."
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"One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten."
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"One, two, three, four, five,"
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"Six, seven, eight, nine, ten."
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"One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten."
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"-Ladies and gentlemen, -(upbeat music plays)"
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"are you ready?"
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"-AUDIENCE: Yeah! -No."
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"No one is ever ready for"
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"a mildly offensive evening with..."
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"The Ape of God."
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"(whistling, cheering)"
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"Here for his triumphant new show,"
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"the world infamous Henry McHenry!"
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"(audience cheering loudly)"
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"♪ ♪"
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"(audience continues cheering loudly)"
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"(applause, cheering, whistling)"
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"-(Henry coughing) -(cheering)"
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"(whistling)"
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"WOMAN: Love you, Henry!"
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"(Henry coughing)"
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"(audience quiets)"
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"(audience laughter)"
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"(coughing)"
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"-(coughing continues) -(scattered laughter)"
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"-(hawking loudly) -(audience groans)"
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"Oh, this smoke shit."
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"(scattered laughter)"
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"(slurping liquid through teeth)"
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"(laughter)"
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"What is this fucking smoke supposed to mean anyway?"
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"I think I’m getting allergic to it."
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"Wish they’d use laughing gas instead."
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"(scattered laughter)"
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"Would make my life easier."
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"Or even better,"
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"cyanide gas."
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"(laughter)"
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"So... I’m here to make you laugh tonight."
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"(audience whooping, applauds)"
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"Yes, laugh, laugh, laugh."
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"(scattered laughter)"
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"I’m not sure I can do it tonight."
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"(audience aahing)"
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"Not sure I should even try."
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"(audience groaning)"
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"Making people laugh is a disgusting..."
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"(laughter)"
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"...deceitful trick anyway."
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"Yes. Why should I activate"
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"Your ventromedial prefrontal cortex"
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"So your 15 facial muscles will contract"
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"So your fucking zygomatic muscle will react"
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"While your epiglottis half-closes your larynx"
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"Clap"
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"(applause, cheering loudly)"
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"Yes, why the fuck should I?"
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"Why should I make you..."
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"HENRY and CHORUS GIRLS: Laugh, laugh, laugh"
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"But don’t make me, don’t make me, don’t make me"
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"Can’t stand to hear you"
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"Laugh, laugh, laugh"
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"’Cause you bore me, you bore me, you bore me"
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"I’ll still make you"
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"Gasp, gasp, gasp"
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"But don’t worry, don’t worry, don’t worry"
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"You probably will not"
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"Choke, choke, choke"
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"Kick the bucket, kick the bucket, kick the bucket"
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"-Kick the bucket -(raspy choking)"
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"(cheering and whistling)"
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"(audience quiets)"
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"(exhales) Huh."
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"(scattered chuckles)"
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"Well, of course,"
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"I’ve heard the rumors, too."
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"They say my show kills."
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"(laughter)"
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"But relax, see my contract?"
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"Save your breath."
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"Says so here:"
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"(nasally): "Mr. Henry McHenry is not allowed"
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"to make the public laugh to death.""
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"-(raspy choking) -(laughter)"
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"Can’t make your alveoli pop tonight."
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"No dislocated jaws, no belly explosions."
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"-However, asthmatics, -(upbeat music plays)"
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"keep your inhalers in position!"
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"-Okay? -AUDIENCE: Okay!"
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"-Ready? -AUDIENCE: Ready!"
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"Laugh."
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"Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha, ha-ha-ha, ha-ha, ha-ha"
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"Ha-ha-ha, ha-ha, ha-ha, ha-ha-ha-ha"
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"Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha, ha-ha-ha, ha-ha, ha-ha"
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"Ha-ha-ha, ha-ha, ha-ha, ha-ha-ha-ha"
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"Okay, shut up."
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"(orchestra plays dramatic music)"
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"(music transitions to gentle melody)"
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"♪ ♪"
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"-(laughter) -Yes."
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"Why did I become a comedian?"
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"(echoing): Why did I become a comedian?"
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"To entertain some balding men?"
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"To bring a touch of levity to tragic times?"
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"-Not me. -(laughter)"
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"To bring some joy to those who have none?"
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"To cast a skeptical eye toward common knowledge?"
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"-Uh-uh. -(echoing): Why did I become a comedian?"
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"To make you notice what you’ve always surely noticed,"
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"never noticing you noticed until I ask you:"
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"-"Have you ever noticed?" -Why did I become a comedian?"
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"-Sure, but not only that. -Why did I become a comedian?"
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"To convey with a smile"
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"these deep-seated feelings of hatred and humiliation"
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