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we all seem to be sharing?

"we all seem to be sharing?"

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-When... -(upbeat music plays)

"-When... -(upbeat music plays)"

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All the Catholics hate the Muslims

"All the Catholics hate the Muslims"

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And the Muslims hate the Catholics

"And the Muslims hate the Catholics"

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And the Tutsis hate the Hutus

"And the Tutsis hate the Hutus"

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And... everybody hates the Jews

"And... everybody hates the Jews"

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(laughter and applause)

"(laughter and applause)"

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-MAN: So, why, Henry? -WOMAN: Yes, why, Henry?

"-MAN: So, why, Henry? -WOMAN: Yes, why, Henry?"

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Why?

"Why?"

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AUDIENCE: Yes, why did you become a comedian?

"AUDIENCE: Yes, why did you become a comedian?"

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-For the money? -For the money?

"-For the money? -For the money?"

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Oh, no, no.

"Oh, no, no."

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No, I’ve come from poverty and severity

"No, I’ve come from poverty and severity"

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and now have reached big money and obscenity.

"and now have reached big money and obscenity."

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So why did you become a comedian?

"So why did you become a comedian?"

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-For the fame? -For the fame?

"-For the fame? -For the fame?"

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-Oh, no, no. -(audience gasps)

"-Oh, no, no. -(audience gasps)"

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Though fame is like a flame,

"Though fame is like a flame,"

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glorious,

"glorious,"

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superfluous.

"superfluous."

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So nice being famous for being infamous.

"So nice being famous for being infamous."

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Okay, but why did you become a comedian?

"Okay, but why did you become a comedian?"

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-Fear of death? -Fear of death?

"-Fear of death? -Fear of death?"

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Oh, no, no.

"Oh, no, no."

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’Cause you see, I have sympathy for the abyss.

"’Cause you see, I have sympathy for the abyss."

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(murmuring): What did he say? What is "abyss"?

"(murmuring): What did he say? What is "abyss"?"

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A-B-Y-S-S!

"A-B-Y-S-S!"

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You illiterates.

"You illiterates."

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(scattered chuckling)

"(scattered chuckling)"

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That’s why I must never...

"That’s why I must never..."

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never cast my eyes towards the abyss.

"never cast my eyes towards the abyss."

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♪ ♪

"♪ ♪"

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Lady, that’s quite an abyss you’ve got.

"Lady, that’s quite an abyss you’ve got."

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-(high-pitch tittering) -(audience laughing)

"-(high-pitch tittering) -(audience laughing)"

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So why, why did you become a comedian?

"So why, why did you become a comedian?"

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For the women?

"For the women?"

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Oh, no, well...

"Oh, no, well..."

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Okay, let me explain.

"Okay, let me explain."

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(piano plays gentle melody)

"(piano plays gentle melody)"

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You see...

"You see..."

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my serial pussy days are over.

"my serial pussy days are over."

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(scattered chuckling)

"(scattered chuckling)"

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Because, well...

"Because, well..."

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I’ve, I’ve just met someone.

"I’ve, I’ve just met someone."

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(audience whoops)

"(audience whoops)"

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Someone so...

"Someone so..."

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It all went so fast.

"It all went so fast."

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I just moved into her tiny hidden palace,

"I just moved into her tiny hidden palace,"

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’cause, yes, she’s a queen.

"’cause, yes, she’s a queen."

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And now,

"And now,"

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I’m engaged.

"I’m engaged."

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(audience whooping, applauds)

"(audience whooping, applauds)"

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I know, I know.

"I know, I know."

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Marrying a girl when you’re as young and green as me,

"Marrying a girl when you’re as young and green as me,"

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it’s like... swimming the Atlantic

"it’s like... swimming the Atlantic"

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with a concrete block tied to your left testicle.

"with a concrete block tied to your left testicle."

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(laughter)

"(laughter)"

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Well, yes, now, I’m engaged.

"Well, yes, now, I’m engaged."

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Copped out in my early age.

"Copped out in my early age."

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So who, you ask, would marry me?

"So who, you ask, would marry me?"

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Who would be the least likely?

"Who would be the least likely?"

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No, this ain’t a joke so far:

"No, this ain’t a joke so far:"

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-Yes, Ann Defrasnoux, -WOMAN: Oh, no!

"-Yes, Ann Defrasnoux, -WOMAN: Oh, no!"

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-the opera star. -(laughter)

"-the opera star. -(laughter)"

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What?

"What?"

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What’s wrong, lady?

"What’s wrong, lady?"

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Ann and me, you disagree?

"Ann and me, you disagree?"

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What is it, blasphemy?

"What is it, blasphemy?"

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Why, is she too...

"Why, is she too..."

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perfect?

"perfect?"

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AUDIENCE: Yes, yes, yes

"AUDIENCE: Yes, yes, yes"

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And I, some loathsome insect?

"And I, some loathsome insect?"

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Yes, yes, yes

"Yes, yes, yes"

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Okay, I’ll accept that.

"Okay, I’ll accept that."

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(scattered laughter)

"(scattered laughter)"

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(laughter fades)

"(laughter fades)"

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(gentle melody plays)

"(gentle melody plays)"

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HENRY (voice-over): First time I fell in love...

"HENRY (voice-over): First time I fell in love..."

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...woke up next to the girl...

"...woke up next to the girl..."

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...rushed out to buy myself

"...rushed out to buy myself"

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the biggest motorbike I could find

"the biggest motorbike I could find"

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and escaped

"and escaped"

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fast and far.

"fast and far."

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(singing aria)

"(singing aria)"

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HENRY: But Ann the soprano has changed me.

"HENRY: But Ann the soprano has changed me."

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(singing aria)

"(singing aria)"

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I have changed.

"I have changed."

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How?

"How?"

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I’m still not sure.

"I’m still not sure."

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Time will tell.

"Time will tell."

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What I see in her

"What I see in her"

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is obvious.

"is obvious."

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What she sees in me,

"What she sees in me,"

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hmm...

"hmm..."

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it’s a little more puzzling.

"it’s a little more puzzling."

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♪ ♪

"♪ ♪"

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HENRY: Wish that she could be here now

"HENRY: Wish that she could be here now"

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But she’s at the opera tonight

"But she’s at the opera tonight"

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Opera, where everything is sacred

"Opera, where everything is sacred"

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Amen!

"Amen!"

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First she dies and dies and dies

"First she dies and dies and dies"

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And then she bows and bows and bows

"And then she bows and bows and bows"

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She’ll be bowing now till dawn

"She’ll be bowing now till dawn"

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Ann, dear, I love you so

"Ann, dear, I love you so"

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But all that bowing’s got to go

"But all that bowing’s got to go"

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Take a last bow, enough

"Take a last bow, enough"

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Make it seem more off the cuff

"Make it seem more off the cuff"

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(scattered laughter, applause)

"(scattered laughter, applause)"

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WOMAN: But, Henry, you didn’t answer:

"WOMAN: But, Henry, you didn’t answer:"

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why?

"why?"

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AUDIENCE: Yes, why did you become a comedian?

"AUDIENCE: Yes, why did you become a comedian?"

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So, why did you become a comedian?

"So, why did you become a comedian?"

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Yes, why did you become a comedian?

"Yes, why did you become a comedian?"

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Hey, Henry?!

"Hey, Henry?!"

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Why?

"Why?"

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I’ll tell you why.

"I’ll tell you why."

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To disarm people.

"To disarm people."

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(quietly): Make them laugh.

"(quietly): Make them laugh."

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It’s the only way I know to tell the truth

"It’s the only way I know to tell the truth"

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without getting killed.

"without getting killed."

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