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Clips from The Goldbergs - Stefan King (S04E04)

"Only the greatest American novelist."
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"- Hemingway? - Hemingway? Pfft!"
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"Yuck! (CHUCKLES)"
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"My little Adam."
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"Beverly, we usually do classics or award winners."
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"The point of book club is to enrich our minds."
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"Put a sock in it, Elaine."
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"Last week, you picked that suck-ass Joy Luck Club."
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"Bevy, that book was a heart-wrenching masterpiece."
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"Okay, what are you even doing here?"
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"This is a book club for ladies."
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"That's exactly why I'm here."
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"Albert Solomon, book lover."
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"Dad, stop trying to take over book club."
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"Okay, everyone."
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"Read my boopie's book."
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"I guess reading one little short story won't hurt."
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"Yay! (LAUGHS)"
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"I'm so glad you already love it."
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"Yay!"
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"Yay!"
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"ADULT ADAM: As my mom was helping me get my big break,"
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"my sister was about to get one of her own."
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"(CAR DOOR CLOSES)"
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"Are you okay, Geoff?"
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"Oh, my gosh, did you break up?"
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"If so, that is sad."
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"No. Evy's Gam-Gam's in the hospital."
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"She can't go to the Halloween dance."
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"That is also sad."
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"Hey! I have a fun idea."
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"Why don't you two do a couple's costume together?"
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"As friends."
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"Yes. Just a couple of friends."
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"We can even do Little Shop of Horrors,"
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"like you wanted."
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"I thought you had a date."
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"Lainey's cousin?"
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"No, his grandma's sick, too."
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"She must have caught the same bug as Evy's grandma."
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"I don't think you can catch slipping in a tub."
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"Well, we're not doctors."
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"I don't know. I mean, Evy was the one making them,"
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"and I don't even know how..."
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"Bup-bup. Don't you worry."
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"I am going to make a Broadway-quality costume"
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"with my own two hands."
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"Boom!"
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"Look what I rented with my own two hands."
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"You are so gonna take Evy's man"
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"while she's tending to her ailing Gam-Gam."
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"Don't say it like that,"
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"'cause you make it sound like I'm the bad guy here."
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"Eh, it's dicey, but you're my best friend."
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"I'm on your side."
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"ADULT ADAM: That day, Erica wasn't the only one with delusions of grandeur."
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"Okay, blah-di-blah. Enough small talk."
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"All your weeks were the same."
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"Nothing important happened in your lives."
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"All right, down to business."
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"Who here loved Adam's story?"
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"Beverly, it was good, really good."
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"I knew it! My baby's the next Stefan King."
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"Just one tiny little thing."
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"Did you happen to notice anything familiar?"
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"What? What are you getting at?"
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"Uh, Albert, you want to field this?"
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"Fine. I'll take the hit."
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"Listen, Bevy, it's clear"
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"the soul-sucking monster in the story is you."
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"Mmm, I don't see it."
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"Its name is Veeberly, has blond hair,"
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"and wears colorful sweaters."
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"Mmm, not connecting the dots."
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"Just look at the cover."
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"It's clearly your head on a spider-like creature's torso."
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"Mmm..."
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"Beverly, it's you!"
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"Wait, does everybody here think I'm a monster?"
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"No! No, no, no! We don't think that."
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"Just your child."
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"He's the one that called you, let me get the words,"
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""A vicious she-spider whose strength comes from"
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""her children's blood and Jazzercize.""
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"Well, that..."
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"That's not Adam's final version."
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"He still has many, many changes to make."
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"I get it."
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"Once, my son said that my chicken was a little dry."
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"Oh, your chicken was dry!"
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"Get out."
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"I love you, but get your ass out of here."
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"Book club is over."
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"Oh, good. They're gone. (GRUNTS)"
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"Can you believe they think Adam's short story is about me?"
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"Here, let me take a look."
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""It was blond and angry and was rude to waiters.""
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"- No, this tracks. - That could be anybody."
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""The colorful sweaters and neon leggings"
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""hid the darkness in her heart.""
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"Why am I even discussing this?"
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"I've got shrimp parm to make for dinner."
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""She lured her victims with promises of cheesy seafood casserole.""
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"Yes, we all know, clearly, it's me!"
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"ADULT ADAM: As my mom was finding out she was my monster,"
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"Erica was about to get a fright of her own."
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"(CHUCKLING) Hey. Hi. Hello."
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"You're back."
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"Great news, Evy's Gam-Gam made a full recovery."
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"Oh, that's just so great!"
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"'Cause now we're not going to the dance together."
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"Or... (CHUCKLES) How's this work?"
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"I think it works like"
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"I'll go with my girlfriend, but see you there?"
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"For sure! I'm going with Nate again."
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"His grandma's doing better, too."
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"Vitamins, am I right? (CHUCKLES)"
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"Anyway, I'll catch you there."
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"Okay."
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"Thanks for agreeing to go with him as friends."
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