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Clips from Man with a Plan (2016) - Full Metal Teddy (S04E04)

"So, I have to water the lawn with this or do my homework?"
Man with a Plan (2016)
"No, homework's out. This is just your life now."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"Can I talk to Grandma?"
Man with a Plan (2016)
"I sent her to Atlantic City with a coffee can full of quarters."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"No one can save you now."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"[sighs] All right."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"The lawn is watered."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"Where's my Dixie cup?"
Man with a Plan (2016)
"It fell apart. I was out there for hours."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"That was my favorite cup!"
Man with a Plan (2016)
"All right, you can pay me back with some elbow grease."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"You see those shoes?"
Man with a Plan (2016)
"Make 'em shiny so I can see my beautiful face."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"Dinnertime, grunt."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"A can of shrimp?"
Man with a Plan (2016)
"If you can open it, you can eat it."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"[sighs] Finally done with the dishes. Can we watch TV now?"
Man with a Plan (2016)
"Bedtime."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"But it's only 6:30."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"You're gonna need that sleep."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"Tomorrow you're digging holes in the backyard."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"-For what? -To have a place to put your questions."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"[air horn blows]"
Man with a Plan (2016)
"Rise and shine, cadet."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"It's 4:00 in the morning."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"I let you sleep in because I'm a softy."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"[air horn blows]"
Man with a Plan (2016)
"Morning, fellas."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"Oh. He's got you counting toothpicks, huh?"
Man with a Plan (2016)
"There's supposed to be a thousand,"
Man with a Plan (2016)
"but Grandpa says they always short him a couple."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"Yeah. He made me do that"
Man with a Plan (2016)
"after I asked the school nurse to the eighth-grade formal."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"All right. Keep an eye on him."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"I'm going out back to string some barbed wire for the obstacle course."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"If he makes it through, he earns a can opener."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"You've gotta get me out of here. I'll do anything."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"-Even your homework? -I promise."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"Mm, I don't know. Maybe you should still try the obstacle course."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"Grandpa went all the way across town to get that barbed wire."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"No. I'll do all my homework forever. I swear."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"Okay. Deal."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"You will thank me for this when you're in your cushy office eating free muffins."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"I know. Can we please leave before he comes back?"
Man with a Plan (2016)
"Sure."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"Now we're both graduates of Camp Tough Nuts."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"Did he give you a can of shrimp and no way to open it?"
Man with a Plan (2016)
"-Yep. -Ugh, he's been doing that since the '70s."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"Might even be the same can of shrimp."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"Okay. It's time, Teddy."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"You need to give up your accomplice."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"Who was helping you?"
Man with a Plan (2016)
"You're the body of the snake. We want the head."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"We already have a suspect, so you might as well come clean."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"I don't know what you're talking about."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"Maybe you can't remember because you're so hungry from Grandpa's house."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"-I am. -Then let us jog your memory."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"Do it, Andi."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"It was all Kate. I never wanted to lie. I love you, Mommy and Daddy."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"You're back. What happened? Are you in trouble?"
Man with a Plan (2016)
"I'm not."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"-[door closes] -What do you mean? Hey, Teddy?"
Man with a Plan (2016)
"Teddy! Teddy, what happened? Teddy, open the door!"
Man with a Plan (2016)
"He's not gonna answer, Kate."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"Oh, no."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"Oh, look. We finally got our big-eyed lip tremble."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"-Hmm. -Ooh. She added a knee wobble."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"Oh, that's new. [chuckles] I like it."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"Sad and scared. Now we know we're good parents."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"I'm really sorry."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"But isn't the guilt I'm feeling punishment enough? I think so."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"Is it enough for you, Adam?"
Man with a Plan (2016)
"Your punishment isn't up to us."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"What do you mean?"
Man with a Plan (2016)
"[air horn blows]"
Man with a Plan (2016)
"Grandpa?"
Man with a Plan (2016)
"Our relationship has changed."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"Start running. I've got a Dixie cup at home with your name on it."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"[air horn blows]"
Man with a Plan (2016)
"-If the kids can work in packs, so can we. -That's right."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"And our pack is scarier 'cause we got the T. rex."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"There you are."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"Are you not coming to work anymore? It's been two days."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"Well, some people are worker bees, some people are butterflies."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"Me and Teddy are butterflies."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"You have to make up those hours."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"And I found just the right person to make sure you do."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"Mrs. Branch?"
Man with a Plan (2016)
"Mm-hmm. Still working at the library."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"Here. Have a seat."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"Have a good summer, Don."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"All right. It's report card day."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"The least fun day when I was your age, but the most fun day now."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"[chuckles] Hand 'em over."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"I think you'll be pleased."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"Ooh, A, B, B, A. ABBA. [laughs]"
Man with a Plan (2016)
"My favorite band and my favorite grades."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"Wow. Nice report card, Katie."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"Is it good enough to go to Harvard? No."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"Can we afford Harvard? No. Right in the sweet spot."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"I remember what you said, Dad: any college that ends in "State.""
Man with a Plan (2016)
"Wow, all smiley faces."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"What can I say? People love me."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"Okay, girls, great work. Keep those grades up."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"Excellent job, ladies. Let's get out of here."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"[Teddy chuckles]"
Man with a Plan (2016)
"Teddy."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"Yes, Father?"
Man with a Plan (2016)
"Where's your report card?"
Man with a Plan (2016)
"Oh, my school's not doing grades anymore."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"It's just based on how we feel, and I feel great."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"I saw you shove it in your pocket. Hand it over."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"Come on, tight pants."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"Good God, a Z?"
Man with a Plan (2016)
"I tried to change a D to a B on the bus. It was bumpy."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"Your teachers say you're not doing your homework."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"Your grades don't have to be perfect. We just expect you to try your best."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"But this looks like you're not trying at all."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"Explain yourself, mister."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"I'm just looking for a different lifestyle."
Man with a Plan (2016)
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