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Clips from Man with a Plan (2016) - Full Metal Teddy (S04E04)

"A different lifestyle?"
Man with a Plan (2016)
"Look, date who you want, but do your homework."
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"Homework's a bummer, man. I want to be free."
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"-Teddy, go to your room. -[stammers] That's right."
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"We need some privacy to talk about your punishment."
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"And I'll just say this: Everything is on the table."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"That was good. "Everything's on the table." Scary."
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"It's from a Liam Neeson movie."
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"Did he think we were gonna buy that "lifestyle" stuff?"
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"If you blow off your homework, you say you lost it or the dog ate it."
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"They're classics for a reason."
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"Well, we learned with Katie,"
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"at some point, kids stop doing their homework."
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"So we're gonna threaten to send Teddy where we threatened to send her."
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"[both] Military school."
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"-It's a bluff, but he doesn't know that. -Hmm-mm."
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"Remember, as soon as Katie heard the words "military school,""
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"her eyes got big and her lip trembled."
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"That's when we knew we had her."
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"-We should write parenting books. -Yeah."
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"You know, someday they're gonna be too old to scare."
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"Let's enjoy it while we can."
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"Your father and I have discussed the consequences of your report card."
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"And we've decided what needs to be done."
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"This is very hard for a mother, so forgive me if I get emotional."
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"It's just, I'm gonna miss you so much."
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"Get a hold of yourself, Andi. It's for his own good."
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"Teddy, if you don't start doing homework, we're gonna send you to military school."
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"-What? -That's right."
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"Runcrest Military Academy."
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"They call it Runcrest because they make you run to a crest."
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"That's a hill."
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"Just thinking about my baby running up that scorpion-infested hill,"
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"it just-- it breaks my heart."
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"So what's it gonna be, Teddy? Huh? Homework or military school?"
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"Well, that's easy."
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"-Hmm. -Military school."
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"-Come again? -What's that now?"
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"I could use the structure. When do I ship out?"
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"Teddy, go to your room."
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"This is my room."
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"Then go to a different part of your room."
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"You heard your father."
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"There, in the dusty corner where the vacuum can't reach."
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""Go to a different part of your room"?"
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"I actually said that."
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"It's like a dragon opened its mouth, and jelly beans shot out."
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"Don't blame yourself. We were in shock."
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"[stammers] What kind of kid wants to go to military school?"
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"That trick used to work so well on Katie."
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"Yeah, but Teddy didn't give us the big-eye lip tremble."
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"I want our child sad and scared, so we know we're good parents."
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"Sad and Scared. That's a good title for our book."
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"Well, he called our bluff."
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"Yeah, if the kids know we're bluffing,"
Man with a Plan (2016)
"the wheels come off this whole family, Andi."
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"So there's only one thing left to do."
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"We're gonna actually send him to military school."
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"Okay, Runcrest Military Academy."
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"Whoa, whoa, what? What about Scorpion Hill?"
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"You made that up."
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"Oh, it's so real to me now."
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"Okay, look. Tuition: $300. We can swing that."
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"That's the application fee. This is the tuition."
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"Oh."
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"He's gonna flunk out of school and live with us forever."
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"I don't want to be that lady walking around Target"
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"with her giant son begging her for hot dog money."
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"I can't do it, Adam."
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"Oh, sorry, Andi. Didn't you hear? He wants a different lifestyle."
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"Well, he's got to learn that there is only one lifestyle:"
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"work hard, then die."
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"It's the American dream."
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"Look, we can fix this, okay? We're still in charge here."
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"Okay. Yeah, you're right."
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"We'll, uh... We'll just give Teddy a preview"
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"of what happens to kids who don't do their homework."
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"-Yeah, and we'll make it look real bad. -Yes."
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"He can't be that hard to outsmart. We saw his report card."
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"Yeah, yeah, and the best part is,"
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"there's two of us and there's only one of him."
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"You can never tell Mom and Dad I'm helping you."
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"I won't. You're getting me out of homework. I owe you."
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"I got to know, what happened when you said you wanted to go to military school?"
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"Dad's eyes got big, and Mom's lip trembled."
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"[chuckles] This is so great."
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"I fell for all their tricks, and now I get payback."
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"So what's next?"
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"Nothing. We just blew up their biggest move."
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"They might try one or two other things, but it won't last."
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"Every day they get a little older and a little tireder."
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"All right, smart guy, military school's off."
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"They weren't as strict as I wanted them to be."
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"They started letting people smile."
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"But I can straighten you out right here."
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"You won't do homework, you'll do work-work."
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"Meet me in the driveway, and get ready to sweat. Hi, honey."
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"Work? These are video-game hands, not real-life hands."
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"-Relax. I know how to deal with this. -How'd he look?"
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"Remember when he was going down the hill on his bicycle,"
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"and the handlebars came off?"
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"-He looked like that. -[chuckles]"
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"Okay, your job is to take this messy pile of bricks over here"
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"and turn it into a neat stack of bricks on the pallet over there."
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"-That sounds hard. -Because it is."
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"If you can't be bothered to do homework,"
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"the only thing people are gonna trust you with is grunt work."
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"And the kids who did homework will get nice, cushy office jobs"
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"with free muffins."
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"Free muffins, Teddy. You think about what you're giving up."
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"-So I'm gonna be a bricklayer? -No, no, my friend."
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"You're a brick mover. You're one step above the brick."
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"If the brick had legs, it wouldn't need you. Get cracking."
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"Look at him out there in the sun, full of sweat and regret."
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"-[chuckles] -[brick clatters]"
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"Ooh! He just dropped a brick on his foot."
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"-This is going great. -Yeah."
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"He's really... not doing that right!"
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"What?"
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"-There's gaps, Andi. Gaps in the stack. -He's just getting started."
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