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Clips from The Jeffersons - Jefferson Airplane (S03E03)

"Yeah, it's a very good aircraft. Very reliable."
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"It climbs smoothly, lots of power."
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"And when you level it out, it's smooth sailing."
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"It's one of the safest I've ever flown."
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"Oh..."
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"Well, while we're waiting,"
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"maybe I better fill you in on ground school."
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"Look, can't we just skip all that stuff?"
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"I want to do all my learning up there!"
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"Ah, but you can't get your ticket without ground school,"
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"Mr. Jefferson."
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"Besides, you shouldn't go up there"
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"until you've learned a few things down here."
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"Flying is very safe today,"
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"but you want to be prepared for any emergencies."
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"Emergencies?"
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"Yeah, like navigating in bad weather."
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"Well, I ain't got to worry about that."
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"I'm only gonna fly when it's nice and sunny."
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"But you can get caught by surprise."
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"Sunny skies one minute,"
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"a blinding rainstorm or fog the next."
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"Suppose you get off-course."
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"Your gas tank reads empty. There's zero visibility."
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"Then what do you do?"
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"Then I go to ground school."
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"Well, we like to try to cover every possible emergency"
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"in our instruction program."
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"Um, forced landing."
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"What to do if ice forms on the wings."
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"How to keep from stalling. Dead reckoning..."
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"Dead what?"
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"Reckoning."
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"That's navigating when you don't know where you are."
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"Oh."
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"Hey. Answer me one thing."
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"Are you sure these planes are safe?"
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"Oh, absolutely."
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"If there is an accident,"
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"in almost every case it's the fault of the pilot."
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"Oh, you mean some dummy's up there flying"
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"ain't got no business?"
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"Oh, that's right."
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"That's why we're so strict on our students."
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"I remember this one student"
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"who wasn't very serious about ground school."
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"One day he was flying."
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"And I said to him, "Okay, now read your instruments."
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"Do you know where you are?""
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"And he said, "Sure, I know exactly where I am."
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"I'm lost.""
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"Did he ever learn how to fly the plane?"
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"Uh, no, I'm afraid not. He never finished the course."
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"You mean he dropped out?"
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"Yeah. Over Long Island Sound."
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"Ooh!"
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"But you don't have to worry."
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"We don't turn out anything but safe pilots here."
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"I'm glad to hear that."
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"Because all I want to do is just fly across the skies,"
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"soaring 30,000 feet..."
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"Uh-uh. Wait a minute, wait a minute."
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"The type of plane you'll be flying won't go that high."
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"Besides, you need oxygen after 12,000."
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"Oxygen?"
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"Why, sure. Otherwise you pass out."
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"Oh, but there's absolutely nothing to worry about."
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"All our planes have the latest and the best equipment."
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"ADF, ELT, artificial horizon,"
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"digital readout for the CDI and the DMEs."
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"Uh-huh."
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"And, of course, there's the radio."
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"It's no sweat. If you have a problem, they talk you down."
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"I got the tower now."
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"You see? You just do what they tell you and you can't miss."
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"Yeah, but I couldn't understand a word he was saying."
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"You get used to it."
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"No, I won't."
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"Look, if I get in trouble,"
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"I just grab my parachute and bail out."
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"We don't use parachutes."
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"No?"
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"No, no, they're too dangerous."
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"You have no idea how many people get killed in those things."
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"What am I going to do without a parachute?"
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"Well, you make a forced landing in a field or on a highway."
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"Your chances are almost always better."
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"Oh. Unless you get hit by a car."
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"Yeah, hello. Stratton."
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"What?"
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"Oh, good! Thank you, Jack."
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"Good news, Mr. Jefferson. There's a plane available."
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"I can take you up on your test flight now."
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"Oh, Tom, Helen, thanks for coming down."
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"I would have come up to see you"
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"but I don't wanna leave the phone."
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"Why? What's the emergency?"
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"George is gonna kill himself!"
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"What? Where is he?"
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"Up there."
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"Oh, my God, already?"
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"In a plane."
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"You mean he's gonna jump?"
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"No. He's taking flying lessons."
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"Ohh."
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"What's so bad about that?"
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"He'll probably crash into a mountain or something,"
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"and it's all my fault."
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"Relax, Louise. Have a drink."
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"No, thanks."
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"I wanna be sober when they bring me the news,"
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"then I'll get drunk."
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"What do you mean it's all your fault?"
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"Well, I kept harping on George to take up a hobby,"
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"and he decided to take up flying."
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"Is that all? You're worrying yourself needlessly."
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"I am?"
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"Yes. Flying isn't dangerous anymore."
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"It's as a safe as walking the streets of New York."
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"I'm sorry. Bad example."
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