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Clips from The Jeffersons - Jefferson Airplane (S03E03)

"Did you tell George you didn't want him to fly?"
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"Yes, and the more I told him not to,"
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"the more he insisted on doing it."
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"That man is so selfish."
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"I think you're being a little selfish too, Louise."
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"Tom! I mean it."
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"The real reason you don't want George to fly"
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"is because it will upset you."
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"George needs a hobby."
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"The graveyards are full of guys who didn't know how to relax."
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"They are also full of guys who didn't know how to fly."
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"George ought to consider Louise's feelings."
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"It's cruel to make her worry like this."
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"Well, it may be cruel to stop George."
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"The man's obviously dying to fly."
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"Oh, I think it's a wonderful ambition."
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"He wants to fly."
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"Well, who does he think he is, a black Mary Poppins?"
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"He's a husband and he's got certain responsibilities."
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"Now, it's one thing to risk your life when you're single"
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"but when you're married, you're making a decision for two."
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"Well, that works both ways."
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"One, does he have the right to do something?"
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"Two, does she have the right to stop him?"
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"One of our authors was talking to me about this only last week."
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"He calls it the Marital Infringement Zone Theory, MIZT."
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"I call it B-U-L-L."
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"No, Helen. Tom may be right."
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"George is just my husband. I don't own him."
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"Exactly. The same way Helen doesn't own me."
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"And I don't own her either."
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"I mean it works both ways, Helen."
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"That's all I was trying to say."
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"If I stand in George's way on this,"
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"he'll resent it for the rest of his life."
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"Which won't be for long if he flies like he drives."
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"Don't worry, Louise. Flying's a great hobby."
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"It could make George a changed man."
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"In that case, I'm all for it."
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"Oh, George, you all right?"
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"Of course I'm all right."
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"What are you two doing here?"
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"Just visiting, Snoopy."
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"Tom and Helen just came down to keep me company"
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"while you were out at the airfield."
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"Yes. How did the lesson go, George?"
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"Uh, fine, fine. When do you go up again?"
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"Weezy, I wanna talk to you about that."
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"I've been doing a lot of thinking about this,"
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"like you were saying,"
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"about me flying up in the plane all the time"
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"because you'd be worried about me..."
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"Oh, I was wrong, George. I want you to fly."
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"Say what?"
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"I want you to keep taking flying lessons."
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"You do?"
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"Tom and Helen convinced me."
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"They did, huh?"
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"Why don't they mind their own business?"
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"Just trying to be a help, old buddy."
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"Thanks, old buddy."
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"After all, it's your decision"
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"and I know there's nothing I can say"
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"to make you change your mind."
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"There ain't, huh?"
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"And I want you to know I'm behind you all the way."
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"Now, George, tell me, how did it feel up there?"
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"How did it feel? Well, it was okay."
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"Okay? Oh, come on, George. I bet it was terrific, huh?"
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"Yeah, well... Yeah, it was terrific."
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"Especially that accelerating moment"
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"when you pierce through the clouds"
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"and you're looking down on the birds."
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"Did you see our building?"
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"Oh, you can see all the buildings from up there."
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"Did you learn to work the radio? The radio? Oh, yeah."
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"We was listening to the VHF, the UHF, the RAF,"
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"all that stuff."
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"How high were you flying? Huh?"
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"How high were you flying?"
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"I don't know how high I was flying"
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"but I'll tell you one thing,"
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"Yankee Stadium looked like a cereal bowl."
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"And the Statue of Liberty looked like a car hood ornament."
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"That's sounds marvelous."
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"Yeah, it does, doesn't it?"
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"In fact, you make it sound so exciting,"
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"I think I'd like to try it too."
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"Try what?"
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"I'd like to go up."
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"Girl, you're crazy."
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"Yeah, she's right, Weezy."
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"I mean, look, flying ain't all fun and games, you know."
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"You got to keep one eye on the instrument panel,"
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"one eye on the clouds, one eye on the heavy traffic."
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"What happens if you've only got two eyes?"
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"I still like to try it. Why don't you and Tom come with us?"
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"Wait a minute. Hold it."
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"The instructor's plane is only a two-seater."
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"Well, we could all watch you take your lesson,"
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"then each of us can go up for a ride."
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"Oh, I don't think so, Louise."
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"I thought you said you'd love to fly."
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"Oh, I do, as long as I'm in a big plane with a tall drink"
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"and I have a short walk to the john."
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"I can understand how he feels."
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"Some us have got guts and some of us don't."
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"Tom's got guts."
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"It's just that he wants to keep them where they belong."
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"Oh, Helen, please."
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"The more I think about it, the more I think"
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"a wife should share her husband's hobbies."
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"When is your next lesson, George?"
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"Well, I'm supposed to go tomorrow but..."
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"Perfect! I'm coming with you."
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"All the way, George."
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"Oh, there he goes."
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"Yeah."
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"Oh, thanks for coming out today and keeping me company."
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"My pleasure."
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