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Clips from Weeds - Boomerang (S06E06)

"From whatever it is you say I..."
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"No. Repeat."
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"I release you from all hopes that we will ever be together."
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"I release you from all hopes that we will ever be together."
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"And I admit"
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"I've been leading you on sexually and emotionally in order to keep you close."
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"Okay, I admit it. It'll never happen again."
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"It's over. Happy?"
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"I'm not sure. I think you might be full of shit."
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"That's a distinct possibility."
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"You're an evil succubus. I'll see you soon."
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"What was all that?"
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"Wrong number."
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"You have to go now, crazy clock."
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"The naked run is an empty ritual."
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"Streaking across campus for what?"
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"Yeah, so we thought that if we make it about something,"
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"we can preserve the ritual, but also save the world."
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"So we're gonna use our bodies as protest signs."
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"What are you protesting?"
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"- Offshore drilling. - And date rape."
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"- Both of them. We couldn't decide. - Yeah."
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"Don't drill oil,"
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"or your date."
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"That's awesome! Write that down."
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"But what do you think the protest tonight is gonna change?"
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"You would like us to stay silent and complacent, wouldn't you?"
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"Yeah, shut up, news fatty."
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"It's just the school paper. I don't really care either way."
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"Typical media bias. Forgive us for caring."
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"Get the hell out of here, man."
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"Wow! You are so passionate, Mike."
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"Fuck."
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"One sec. What?"
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"When? But I..."
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"No! What happened to the van?"
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"No. No."
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"No!"
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"What was that?"
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"Nothing."
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"Kimmie..."
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"Yeah?"
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"Can I borrow your car?"
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"I have been saved. You saw. You have to feed me."
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"You're playing with hellfire here, assholes."
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"I'm just saying that I'm clearly a chosen one. And I think..."
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"A fry."
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"A minivan."
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"Andy was really gonna do it, huh? The kids, the family, the whole bit?"
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"I once had kids."
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"I once had a home, kids, 500 CD changer,"
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"now I'm eating floor fries."
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"Well, at least God wants me alive."
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"That's something."
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"Silas! You got a car!"
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"You are the hero of this family!"
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"No, I just borrowed it. I came to say goodbye. Goodbye."
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"- Open the trunk. - No!"
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"I'm staying."
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"Open the trunk. I'll give you a Toblerone."
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"You said this was my decision."
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"That was before."
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"Silas, you've only known her for a couple of days,"
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"and this is crisis time here, so open the fucking trunk."
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"Sweetie."
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"Sweetie."
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"I want you to pull around to the room so we can pack."
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"And I'm... I'm sorry. I bet she was completely adorable."
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"Fuck."
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"What the fuck are you doing here?"
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"Hey! How's my car?"
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"Yeah, it's cute. I like the dream catcher."
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"It caught me you."
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"So, I'll see you tonight?"
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"I'll be there."
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"So, what happened after I left?"
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"Andy!"
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"We got to go, now!"
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"Can't help but be impressed, huh?"
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"- Whoa, were you in a fight? - Where's Shane?"
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"I sent him to the vending machine for fleeing snacks."
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"Out now. Dry. Go. Bring Stevie."
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"Shit!"
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"Shit."
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"This is Shawn. You must be old if you're not texting."
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"So leave a message, Mom."
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"Shane, wherever you are, hide!"
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"Andy, stay in here with Stevie! Don't come out!"
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"- Leave a message. - Shit!"
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"Silas, drive away. Danger."
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"Danger, danger."
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"Danger."
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"Danger. Danger."
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"Now this is just depressing."
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"There's a very dangerous man..."
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"You ripped my ear. Now I can't wear earrings."
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"When you ain't got no hair, that's your flair!"
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"Yeah, bitch have ear flaps now!"
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"Open up. Sheriff's department."
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"Sheriff? Shit!"
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"- Hello! Wait! Hello! - Shit."
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"Quenton, what the hell are you doing?"
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"- I have a warrant! - What?"
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"You dumb motherfucker!"
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"One second!"
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"- Hi. - That's her. That's the grandma."
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"I'm with King County Child Protective Services."
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"Is there a male infant living here?"
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"Andy!"
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"Where's Avi? And where's Randy? That asshole promised me a baby."
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"Yes!"
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"He peed on my pee. We crossed streams."
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"This looks weird."
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"Excuse me just one second."
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"Will you handle this? Please handle this."
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"Hello? Shane!"
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"- Where are you? - Look, baby, don't be mad."
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"Look, this fool just left his 18-wheeler unlocked."
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"You've ruined something beautiful, you dumb motherfucker!"
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"Now, look, bitch."
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