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Clips from The Jeffersons - Lunch with Mama (S02E02)

"I'd rather disappoint your dead friend than my living mama."
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"I hope I don't die on the first Monday of the month"
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"or you are going to have a hell of a decision to make."
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"That wasn't funny."
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"It wasn't meant to be."
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"[DOORBELL RINGS]"
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"Will you get that, Tom?"
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"Why can't you get it?"
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"I'm not dressed."
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"Oh, that makes sense."
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"Oh, darn it."
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"It's Louise, Helen."
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"She's brought that ribbon you wanted."
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"Oh, thanks, Louise."
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"You're welcome."
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"Have you lost something?"
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"Be careful where you walk."
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"I've dropped one of my eyelashes."
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"That's not funny, Tom. It's my last set."
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"I think I just found them."
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"Where?"
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"Thanks a lot."
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"Now I'm going to look like I was kicked in the eye."
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"Sorry."
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"I don't understand why"
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"you just don't let your own lashes grow longer."
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"Oh thanks, the ribbon's just perfect."
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"Hey girl, are you all right?"
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"You look down."
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"Oh, I'm okay."
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"And how's George?"
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"Sulking in the bedroom."
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"What for this time?"
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"Because he's afraid of funerals."
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"Were you going to kill him?"
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"Not yet."
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"I want him to come to a funeral of an old family friend"
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"but he always puts his mother first."
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"She's having a funeral too?"
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"No, he's taking her to lunch."
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"Well, that's a nice thing to do."
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"I asked him to skip it just this once."
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"But oh, no, every first Monday of the month,"
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"he has a date to take her to lunch."
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"You can set your calendar by it."
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"That's very interesting."
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"It is?"
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"I couldn't help overhearing."
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"George's father died when George was very young, didn't he?"
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"Uh-huh."
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"Oh, it's okay Louise."
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"We're going to a costume party."
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"Really!"
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"Who you going as?"
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"Snow White."
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"And who are you supposed to be?"
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"A handsome prince, of course."
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"A handsome prince?"
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"That's who I'm supposed to be"
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"but this was the only costume they had left."
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"That would fit him."
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"Watch it, Snow White."
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"You know, Louise, it's possible"
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"that George has felt guilty all his life"
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"about his father's death."
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"Oh, he didn't kill him, his father was hit by a bus."
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"While he was going to work in order to support his family."
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"He was going to play a number."
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"George might not even know he's been feeling guilty,"
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"but he had to take his father's place in the home."
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"It's a very common thing among sons and mothers."
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"Their relationship becomes more like wife and husband."
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"That's ridiculous, Tom."
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"No, it is not!"
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"Look, I'm not saying there's any incestuous connotation."
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"Oh, what a relief, because I don't know what that means."
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"You have been talking out of the back of your ears, Tom."
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"George just wants an excuse"
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"not to go to the funeral, that's all."
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"Oh, it not as simple as that."
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"Sure it is. And I agree with Louise."
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"He ought to break his date with his mother."
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"Aha! His date."
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"You see, you picked that word"
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"because that's what it is, a date."
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"Oh, come on."
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"I'm serious."
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"I've published books on this subject."
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"I know all about it."
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"You also published The Extra-Sensual Husband,"
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"but um..."
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"That was a low blow, Helen."
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"I'm kidding. Kidding."
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"Well... But it is a fact, Louise."
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"Some mothers sort of blackmail their sons a little"
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"to get attention all the time,"
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"to have a man looking after them."
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"But Mother Jefferson does that with everybody."
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"Oh, you're fighting a losing battle on that lunch, Louise."
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"Haven't you ever noticed grown men"
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"almost flirting with their mothers?"
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"Oh, you've heard them."
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""Isn't she a sweetheart?""
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""How's my best girl today?""
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"How's my best girl?"
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"Does George say that?"
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"Huh."
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"Well, thanks for cheering me up."
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"Anytime."
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"Oh, take it easy, Louise."
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"Have a nice party."
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"And Tom, can I put my order in now?"
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"For what?"
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"Easter eggs."
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"I didn't expect to see you today, Mama."
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"I know, but I was just on my way home"
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"from the Golden Years Senior Citizens Club"
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"and I'd thought I'd stop by and say good night."
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"Oh, that's nice. Want some coffee?"
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"Well, I..."
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