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Clips from The Jeffersons - Lunch with Mama (S02E02)

"Weezy'll be back to fix you some soon."
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"Why, Mother Jefferson, what are you doing here?"
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"I've brought you a present, Louise."
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"Why, thank you."
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"How thoughtful."
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"Bertie and I entered the tango contest at the club"
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"and we won first prize."
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"I knew you'd love it for your living room."
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"Oh, you shouldn't have."
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"Hey, that's terrific, ain't it?"
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"Thanks, Ma."
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"I just knew it was you, Louise."
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"It's, uh, really something."
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"Well, I'm glad you like it."
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"It's something you can always remember me by."
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"Well... I know you two want to be alone"
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"so I'm off to my itty-bitsy apartment."
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"Bye. Bye."
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"Yeah, bye, Mama."
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"And don't forget our date, George."
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"Remember, we're having lunch on Monday."
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"How could I forget?"
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"You wouldn't stand me up, would you?"
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"Are you kidding?"
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"How could I ever stand up my best girl?"
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"Wasn't it nice of Mama to give us this... whatever it is?"
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"Oh, was that your mama?"
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"I thought it was your best girl."
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"What?"
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""How could I ever think"
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"of standing up my best girl?""
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"What's wrong with that?"
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"Your wife is supposed to come first, George."
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"You mother's not supposed to be your best girl."
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"That was just an expression, Weezy."
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"In a pig's eye,"
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"and that's an expression, too, George!"
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"Why you getting so steamed up?"
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"It's just a little game we play."
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"Mama likes to hear me say it."
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"Well, this mama don't!"
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"Well, you never minded before."
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"Better late than never."
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"And it's time you told your best girl"
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"you're not taking her to lunch on Monday"
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"because you are coming to the funeral with me."
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"Weezy! Weezy! Weezy!"
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"Weezy, do you really think"
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"that I'd rather be having a dull lunch with Mama"
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"than being with you and your dead Aunt Alice?"
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"Yes."
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"I'll let you in on a secret. I can't stand those lunches."
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"Then why do you do it every month?"
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"Because if I didn't, it would break her heart."
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"You know how she looks forward to those lunches."
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"She's blackmailing you."
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"That's crazy. Why should she blackmail me?"
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"I give her money anytime she wants it."
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"I don't mean that sort of blackmail."
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"I mean she's been using your guilt"
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"to get you to do things for her."
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"What guilt?"
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"George, when your father died,"
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"you felt you had to take over for him."
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"How could I do that? I was only a kid."
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"There was four of us in that house."
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"Mama had to work her butt off to take care of us."
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"Maybe that's where the guilt started,"
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"and I think she's been playing on it all these years."
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"You know, there's something to be said for what you think."
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"At last."
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"And that something is garbage."
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"All right, then prove I'm wrong."
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"Come to the funeral with me."
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"That wouldn't prove you was wrong."
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"That would just prove I was nuts."
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"[DOORBELL RINGS]"
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"It's time your mother set you free, George,"
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"and I think she ought to be told so"
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"right to her face: "Back off.""
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"Hello, again, dear."
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"Uh... Why, hello, Mother Jefferson."
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"What brings you back here?"
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"I got all the way to the corner"
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"and I didn't have exact bus fare"
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"and that bus driver wouldn't trust me for a nickel."
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"Imagine that."
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"And I even offered to give it to him the next time I saw him."
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"And I told him who you were, George."
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"What did he say to that?"
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"He said, "Get off the bus.""
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"Here's a nickel."
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"Thank you, Louise."
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"Now, this is just a loan."
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"Oh, that's all right. Oh, no, I insist."
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"George will pay you back, won't you son?"
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"Oh, sure, George will do anything for his best girl."
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"I haven't interrupted a quarrel have I?"
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"Yes."
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"Well, you two just go right on fighting"
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"as if I wasn't here."
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"No, it ain't nothing, Mama."
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"Louise just wants me to go to a funeral Monday, that's all."
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"It's an old friend of the family."
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"Her family, not ours. Oh, but George..."
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"Now, Mama, I know what you're going to say."
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"Monday is our lunch date."
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"Well, look, don't worry. I'm not going to that funeral."
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"I wouldn't stand you up, Mumsie."
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"We're still going to lunch."
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"George, you've got to go to that funeral."
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"But, Mama."
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"You don't have to come to lunch with me."
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"I'll come to the funeral with you."
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"Say what?"
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"I haven't been to a good funeral in years."
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"[ORGAN PLAYING]"
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"Not much of a turnout, is it?"
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"No."
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"I could understand it if the weather was bad,"
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