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Clips from Family Guy - Family Cat (S19E19)

"I knew you didn't really care about this family or Meg."
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"- So? - So?"
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"Pets are supposed to care about their owners."
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"Cats aren't pets. Humans are the pets."
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"And I have big plans for Meg."
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"Yeah? Not if I expose you first."
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"It's so cute how you still think you're their favorite pet."
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"You've been replaced, bub."
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"I am still this family's dog,"
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"and I'm not gonna back down to some cat."
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""Fate whispers to the dog, 'You cannot withstand the storm.'"
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"- The dog replies, 'I am...'" Ow. -"
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"- "The dog replies, 'I am the...'" Ow. -"
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"- "'I am the...'" Ow. -"
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"- "'I am the...'" Ow. -"
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""'I am the...'" Ow."
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"Well, I'd say this is a purr‐fect way"
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"to spend a Friday night."
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"Ooh, I'm gonna comment that."
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"‐ ‐Hello, it's Instacart."
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"I have your $170 worth of ice cream."
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"lonely."
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"Stewie, I got to talk to you."
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"Sure, what's up? We were just reading."
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"Kitty cat."
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"That's what I wanted to talk about."
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"She's lying to everyone, Stewie."
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"Did you know she can talk?"
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"Yeah. We were just discussing our book"
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"about Chinese communism with Chairman Mayo."
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"‐ Mao. ‐You're right, you're right. Sorry, sorry."
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"No, I mean she can really talk."
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"She told me that she is using the family"
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"for some kind of cat plan."
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"Brian, have you been watching flat Earth videos?"
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"Those always make you mistrustful."
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"I'm serious, Stewie."
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"And there are actually some flat Earth models"
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"that aren't completely idiotic."
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"Look, I can't do this right now."
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"We're pretty into our book about Chairman Mayo."
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"- Mao. - Sorry, sorry."
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"Get out of here, Brian, you're messing me up."
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"Meg, I need to talk to you about Pouncey."
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"It is my duty as this family's dog"
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"to protect it when I sense danger."
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"And I sense danger with Pouncey."
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"Look, you may be our family dog,"
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"but you've never really been my dog."
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"I'm a punching bag at school and at home."
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"And there were some days where I could have really used a dog"
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"to help cheer me up."
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"And where were you?"
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"Hanging out with Dad or‐or Chris or Stewie"
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"for your little time travel adventures."
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"You know about the time machine?"
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"Yeah, my room's right next door."
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"That thing's loud as"
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"I have a new pet now."
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"One that's there for me when I need her."
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"Unlike you."
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"Okay. I see."
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"You have a microwave in your room?"
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"Yeah, I got tired of people groaning"
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"every time I went into the kitchen."
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"Oh. You got, uh, Redenbacher's up in there?"
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"- Yeah. - Oh, word?"
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"Brian, stop trying to sound young."
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"Okay, Booger."
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"- Boomer. - Boomer."
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"You make me so happy, Pouncey."
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"This is gonna sound weird, but do you want to dance?"
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"This is fun, right?"
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"Whoa, did this just get super hot?"
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"You're mine now, Meg."
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"Ow."
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"I like "ow.""
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"Hey. Whoa, weird."
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"Sorry to interrupt. I'm just cleaning my cleats."
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"Cats, kittens and cats."
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"Cat lady. Lots of plastic bags."
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"Tissues in‐in my sleeves. Velcro sneakers."
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"Funny dish towels."
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"Good."
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"Come, Meg. It's time to go."
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"Say goodbye to Meg."
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"‐ ‐Who's Ned?"
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"Knock‐knock? Meg, you in there?"
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"Look, I just wanted to apologize for the other day."
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"Hello?"
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"What the hell does this say?"
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"- Oh, my God. - She left, didn't she?"
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"- Quagmire? - I heard everything you were saying about Pouncey, Brian,"
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"and you were right to be concerned."
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"I knew it. Wait, how did you hear everything I said?"
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"I put a cat‐cam in your house. It was a repurposed shower‐cam."
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"It's standard cat adoption procedure."
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"- Is it? Really? - Yep. Yep."
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"- The agency knew about it? - Yep."
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"- Because it seems weird that... - Let it go, you prude."
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"We're losing valuable time."
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"Sometimes cats do have ulterior motives."
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"Sometimes, when they find the right person,"
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"they enslave them to do their bidding"
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"for the rest of their lives."
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"Someone to take care of all the feral cats in a neighborhood."
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"A crazy cat lady?"
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"- That's right. - How do they do that?"
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"Their poop. Toxoplasmosis."
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"It can make people act crazy."
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"It's a real thing discovered by this guy."
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"Oh, dear God."
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"So what you're saying is that everyone who likes cats"
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"only likes them because they literally"
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"have crap in their brain?"
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"- That's correct. - And people who like dogs"
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"just like 'em because they're chill as hell?"
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"- That's correct. - Wow, what a bulletproof fact."
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"There's still time to save Meg."
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"There's a big house on the loneliest block in Quahog."
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