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Clips from Family Guy - Family Cat (S19E19)

"♪ It seems today that all you see"
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"♪ Is violence in movies and sex on TV ♪"
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"♪ But where are those good old‐fashioned values ♪"
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"♪ On which we used to rely? ♪"
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"♪ Lucky there's a family guy ♪"
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"♪ Lucky there's a man who positively can do"
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"♪ All the things that make us ♪"
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"♪ Laugh and cry ♪"
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"♪ He's... a... Fam... ily... Guy! ♪"
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"We now return to Westeros."
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"I love it. Sold!"
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"Be warned, Khaleesi."
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"The fourth bedroom has no point of egress."
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"And the HOA is known to be..."
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"unmerciful."
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"- Shame. -"
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"Shame."
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"Trash cans must be off the curb by 10:00 a. m.!"
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"And pick up after your dragons!"
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"Hey, can somebody change the channel?"
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"I'll watch anything except these stupid home renovation shows."
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"- What's wrong with them? - Besides their lack of Kermits?"
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"Lots of things. It's mindless, cookie‐cutter entertainment"
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"for wish‐fulfillment nobodies."
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"And the more I watch these stupid shows,"
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"the more I realize I really love 'em."
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"Oh, my God‐‐ me, too!"
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"It's the only thing I watch on planes."
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"No! Why would they pick that house over the ranch‐style?"
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"It's close to the city center,"
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"which, according to these shows, is important."
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"You know, I bet we could do our own HGTV show."
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"If those Property Husbands can do it, we can do it."
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"They're brothers, Cleveland."
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"They're husbands."
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"Are you guys suggesting we make our own show"
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"instead of going to the doctor"
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"for our lethally high blood pressure?"
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"- Uh, y‐you could easily do both. - One or the other."
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"Let's do it. It'll be fun."
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"And, you know, we haven't done anything together"
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"since we rode that ride at the amusement park."
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"I feel like, uh, I might be too heavy for this ride."
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"No, no, they account for all types of people. You're fine."
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"‐ ‐Aah! Help!"
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"I'm too heavy! Glenn! I'm too heavy!"
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"I'm too heavy, Mr. Quagmire!"
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"I'm too heavy! I'm too heavy, Glenn!"
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"I'm too heavy."
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"I'm too heavy. I'm too heavy."
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"Why are you wearing that?"
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"Did you go to that John Popper estate sale?"
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"No, me and the guys are doing our own HGTV show."
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"What?! I'm a mom! I love those shows!"
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"I would've done that with you."
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"I'm just sitting here, reading a blank book."
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"When it's not my story, they give me empty books."
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"Sorry, we already shot our first one. Check it out."
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"This week on Kitchen House,"
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"the kitchen boys take on"
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"a four‐bed, three‐bath craftsman"
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"and transform it into a nonsense seven‐kitch', no‐bath."
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"But first they meet with some new clients"
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"looking to make updates to an old family home."
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"Okay, the first thing I'd do is take down this wall"
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"to open up the kitchen."
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"Just make this whole room a kitchen."
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"And then I'm gonna gut this bathroom,"
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"pull out all the toilets and make it a kitchen."
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"Same thing upstairs. And in the master."
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"So, we won't have any toilets?"
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"Well, sinks are basically toilets."
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"I mean, th‐they're both just holes with water."
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"But it feels different."
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"I can show you and you'll see"
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"there's a very minimal difference."
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"Uh, I just don't think I can go to the bathroom in a sink."
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"That's what everyone says until they do it once."
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"And then you realize they're both just holes with water."
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"- Why do you keep saying that? - Because it's true."
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"Now, let me walk you through my thoughts on the garage."
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"You see where that car is parked?"
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"Imagine that, all kitchen."
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"♪ Five front doors. ♪"
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"So, the first thing I think"
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"when I look at this house is "Not enough front doors.""
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"And before you ask, this is in no way related"
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"to any OCD compulsion I have"
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"about needing doors to correspond to each weekday."
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"Now, let's go buy some doors and big hammers."
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"♪ Five front doors. ♪"
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"Okay, we got our doors and big hammers."
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"Now it's time for"
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"the demo."
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"Are you sure Lois said this is okay?"
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"Yeah, yeah, it's five front doors, Cleveland."
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"It makes sense. All right,"
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"one, two, three, four, five!"
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"What the hell are you doing, Peter?!"
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"Five front doors, Lois!"
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"Damn it! Did you stop taking your OCD meds?"
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"They don't make me feel creative."
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"Five front doors!"
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"Are you gonna at least fix this huge hole in our wall?"
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"I mean, we're one step away"
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"from being a blue‐tarp‐on‐the‐house family,"
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"and that's always been my line in the sand."
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"I'm gonna do what all husbands do"
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"when they screw"
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"tuck my penis high between my butt"
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"and hire a professional to fix it for me."
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"I can't wait to own a house."
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"Hey! This is my house!"
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"I'm gonna jump forward but backwards"
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"to show you how serious I am!"
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"Oh, hi."
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"If I knew my lap was gonna have visitors,"
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"I would have changed my rowing underwear."
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"Rowing, huh? What are you, the cox?"
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"Aw, she's so cute."
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