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Clips from Mr. Mayor - The Illusion of Choice (S02E02)

"Let's do this, LA! I'm Mayor Neil Bremer."
Mr. Mayor
"[groaning]"
Mr. Mayor
"- Jayden? - Oh, sorry."
Mr. Mayor
"Do you ever get the feeling that your real personality"
Mr. Mayor
"is at the bottom of a deep pit,"
Mr. Mayor
"and your fake personality you've built"
Mr. Mayor
"keeps building the walls of the pit higher,"
Mr. Mayor
"and you can't get out?"
Mr. Mayor
"Only in high school and college."
Mr. Mayor
"- Okay. - Ugh, I told you,"
Mr. Mayor
"forcing Jayden to be a Scorpio was going to be too much."
Mr. Mayor
"He's clearly losing himself."
Mr. Mayor
"Yeah, I didn't mind switching to black underpants"
Mr. Mayor
"and calling everybody "dog breath,""
Mr. Mayor
"but this Scorpio duty is just too hard."
Mr. Mayor
"Wait, what's Scorpio duty?"
Mr. Mayor
"It's when the building Scorpio"
Mr. Mayor
"has to do the tasks that the Aquarius landlord can't."
Mr. Mayor
"All right, my Scorpio king,"
Mr. Mayor
"I need you to evict the lady in 2A."
Mr. Mayor
"You might want to do it while her son is at preschool."
Mr. Mayor
"Also, tell her I'll be keeping her security deposit"
Mr. Mayor
"because her wheelchair ruined the carpet."
Mr. Mayor
"I would do it, but I'm coo! You know?"
Mr. Mayor
"No, she can't make you evict other tenants."
Mr. Mayor
"She's not making me, because as a Scorpio,"
Mr. Mayor
"I should love to do it."
Mr. Mayor
"And if I don't love to do it,"
Mr. Mayor
"then I'm apparently not a Scorpio!"
Mr. Mayor
"This is insane."
Mr. Mayor
"There has to be a law somewhere against this."
Mr. Mayor
"No, Tommy, just let it go."
Mr. Mayor
"There's a ton of laws about building code,"
Mr. Mayor
"but no law about being an LA weirdo."
Mr. Mayor
"You're right, there are a ton of laws about building code."
Mr. Mayor
"And I'm gonna read every one"
Mr. Mayor
"until I find out which one she's breaking."
Mr. Mayor
"Because Aquarians hate rules!"
Mr. Mayor
"To the City Hall Library!"
Mr. Mayor
"Which is now completely online!"
Mr. Mayor
"That's a big one! Nice shot!"
Mr. Mayor
"But my treas--hey, I'll eat-- - Hey, hey!"
Mr. Mayor
"What do you two think you're doing?"
Mr. Mayor
"Dude, have you seen these?"
Mr. Mayor
"Yummy! I'll eat-- Your. But."
Mr. Mayor
"I'm. Filthy. Mayor Bremer."
Mr. Mayor
"My. Mouth. Loves. Trash?"
Mr. Mayor
"Dude, you can make it say, like, whatever!"
Mr. Mayor
"It's called trash mouthing-- - Hey, you know what?"
Mr. Mayor
"Oh, snap, you're Mayor Bremer!"
Mr. Mayor
"Oh, my God! Hotdog Slut!"
Mr. Mayor
"[laughter]"
Mr. Mayor
"When clean LA-- Nice shot! Yummy, yummy!"
Mr. Mayor
"[zapping] I'm Mayor Neil Bremer!"
Mr. Mayor
"We gotta go. [laughing]"
Mr. Mayor
"[distorted] Yummy!"
Mr. Mayor
"Okay, sir, James told me you were on board with the branded garbage cans, but--"
Mr. Mayor
"wait, is this on a porn site?"
Mr. Mayor
""Mayor on mayor" is a real kink?"
Mr. Mayor
"I mean, no judgment."
Mr. Mayor
"Mean boy, coming through!"
Mr. Mayor
"The cans are obviously not working, Mikaela."
Mr. Mayor
"They just attract hooligans."
Mr. Mayor
"You know what I saw when I watched that video, pal?"
Mr. Mayor
"A clean street."
Mr. Mayor
"Oh! Jayden's right."
Mr. Mayor
"That block is usually covered in trash."
Mr. Mayor
"I'm pretending to be a Scorpio"
Mr. Mayor
"for reasons you don't need to know, but guess what?"
Mr. Mayor
"I don't care that you're butt-hurt about people"
Mr. Mayor
"throwing garbage at your face!"
Mr. Mayor
"They're using the trash cans, man!"
Mr. Mayor
"I'm so tired of being like this."
Mr. Mayor
"Excuse me, Leaf?"
Mr. Mayor
"Jayden, did you get that Scorpio duty done"
Mr. Mayor
"like we had communicated about? - Uh, no, not yet."
Mr. Mayor
"Okay, Jayden, I mean,"
Mr. Mayor
"let's do it before her water breaks, okay?"
Mr. Mayor
"Tell her, Jayden."
Mr. Mayor
"[in strained voice] Jayden is not here right now."
Mr. Mayor
"Okay, Jayden's not a Scorpio, he's a Pisces."
Mr. Mayor
"Oh, wow."
Mr. Mayor
"This is a violation of your lease"
Mr. Mayor
"and I need you to tell yourself to move out."
Mr. Mayor
"You will lose your deposit."
Mr. Mayor
"Ugh, I hate doing this!"
Mr. Mayor
"This is why I need a Scorpio! - Oh, yeah, such a bummer."
Mr. Mayor
"I just find it so interesting that, as an Aquarius,"
Mr. Mayor
"you'd be such a stickler for a rule like this."
Mr. Mayor
"Oh, well, rules protect our vibe, you know?"
Mr. Mayor
"Mm, yeah, but I noticed you don't follow the rule"
Mr. Mayor
"about having fire extinguishers in every public hallway."
Mr. Mayor
"And what you have labeled as an organic algae garden"
Mr. Mayor
"is most definitely black mold."
Mr. Mayor
"[chuckles]"
Mr. Mayor
"Your aura is so vibrant right now."
Mr. Mayor
"I need to capture this."
Mr. Mayor
"Let me go get my watercolors."
Mr. Mayor
"Great, and while you do that,"
Mr. Mayor
"I'm gonna go ahead and just write down"
Mr. Mayor
"every building code violation that I observe,"
Mr. Mayor
"as an official representative of the City of Los Angeles."
Mr. Mayor
"For real?"
Mr. Mayor
"Oh, he's 100% Taurus about this."
Mr. Mayor
"I'm really a Pisces!"
Mr. Mayor
"Yeah, we told her already, buddy."
Mr. Mayor
"Oh. - Listen, you can discriminate"
Mr. Mayor
"based on astrological signs all you want but..."
Mr. Mayor
"I can shut down your entire building."
Mr. Mayor
"Okay, fine!"
Mr. Mayor
"I'm just a crappy LA landlord."
Mr. Mayor
"My name is Arlene, and I own a gun, okay?"
Mr. Mayor
"I don't even believe in astrology."
Mr. Mayor
"Then why do you live like this?"
Mr. Mayor
"I realized that when tenants come to me with complaints,"
Mr. Mayor
"I can just start babbling about how I need to know"
Mr. Mayor
"the exact time they were born"
Mr. Mayor
"so I can chart if we're compatible,"
Mr. Mayor
"and then they'd go away, and I never fix the AC."
Mr. Mayor
"How long have you been doing this?"
Mr. Mayor
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