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Clips from Mr. Mayor - The Illusion of Choice (S02E02)

"Oh, hey, what if we use our old-school nudging"
Mr. Mayor
"to get James to cancel the trash can program?"
Mr. Mayor
"Great idea, sir!"
Mr. Mayor
"I know. Thank you."
Mr. Mayor
"Thanks for the last-minute showing."
Mr. Mayor
"No problem at all."
Mr. Mayor
"I'm an Aquarius, so I love meeting new souls."
Mr. Mayor
"I'm a Libra! So the old "scales of balance.""
Mr. Mayor
"It's why I'm the hero of my own story"
Mr. Mayor
"but also a victim. - And I should mention,"
Mr. Mayor
"we're only renting to a Scorpio."
Mr. Mayor
"The complex has been really out of balance,"
Mr. Mayor
"and I'm just looking to restore"
Mr. Mayor
"that fearless energy to our collective."
Mr. Mayor
"I love that."
Mr. Mayor
"Interesting you say that, though,"
Mr. Mayor
"because the Fair Housing Act of 1968 says--"
Mr. Mayor
"Says that I can't discriminate"
Mr. Mayor
"on the basis of race, color, national origin,"
Mr. Mayor
"familial history, or disability."
Mr. Mayor
"Everything else is fair game."
Mr. Mayor
"People who wear beads can go to law school."
Mr. Mayor
"I didn't. But I could."
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"- Huh. - Yeah."
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"Thankfully, the apartment's not for her."
Mr. Mayor
"It's for Jayden, who is 100% Scorpio."
Mr. Mayor
"Because of the moon."
Mr. Mayor
"Ain't nothing but a moon thang!"
Mr. Mayor
"Jai ho, that's fantastic news."
Mr. Mayor
"I'll go get a pen and an application from our Virgo!"
Mr. Mayor
"What are you doing?"
Mr. Mayor
"Jayden doesn't have the raw animosity"
Mr. Mayor
"to convincingly pass as a Scorpio."
Mr. Mayor
"Wait, are Scorpios mean?"
Mr. Mayor
"Guys, I'm Jayden."
Mr. Mayor
"I'm stone-cold Hufflepuff. - You can do this, Jayden."
Mr. Mayor
"Just, like, everyone you talk to"
Mr. Mayor
"is the person who canceled "Ducktales.""
Mr. Mayor
"[grunts]"
Mr. Mayor
"Expressing anger already. Classic Scorpio."
Mr. Mayor
"You think you're so smart, it's embarrassing!"
Mr. Mayor
"You need to start thinking about"
Mr. Mayor
"what I want to do with my Saturdays,"
Mr. Mayor
"not steal my joy like some sort of corporate Magica de Spell."
Mr. Mayor
"A true son of Mars!"
Mr. Mayor
"Welcome to the building."
Mr. Mayor
"The laundry is in the basement,"
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"and the dryers do not work."
Mr. Mayor
"Ass!"
Mr. Mayor
"[both chuckling]"
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"- As a thank you, I got doughnuts. - What are you doing? You're a Scorpio now!"
Mr. Mayor
"Scorpios don't bring doughnuts."
Mr. Mayor
"They take doughnuts, or comment that other people"
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"shouldn't be eating doughnuts! - I thought I was only"
Mr. Mayor
"supposed to be a Scorpio at the apartment."
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"No, Jayden, this is the zodiac"
Mr. Mayor
"that we're talking about."
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"And Tommy can roll his eyes all that he wants..."
Mr. Mayor
"Oh, I can? Thank you! Oh, brother!"
Mr. Mayor
"You're attempting to be the opposite of everything"
Mr. Mayor
"that the stars have dictated for your nature."
Mr. Mayor
"You can't go back and forth. I don't want this to break you."
Mr. Mayor
"Okay, um, put these on."
Mr. Mayor
"The only people who wear sunglasses indoors"
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"are cool and mean."
Mr. Mayor
"Or grammies after cataract surgery."
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"You stop thinking like a Jayden!"
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"If you want this apartment,"
Mr. Mayor
"you gotta be the Scorpio."
Mr. Mayor
"'Sup, Leslie?"
Mr. Mayor
"What's it like having a mom that's not as pretty as my mom?"
Mr. Mayor
"- You take that back. - [voice breaking] No."
Mr. Mayor
"- You wanted to see me, sir? - Yeah. Yeah. Yeah."
Mr. Mayor
"James, we're thrilled with the trash can project."
Mr. Mayor
"It's a great first try."
Mr. Mayor
""First try?" It's a home run."
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"Yeah. Yeah. Yeah."
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"But, of course, I'm sure there's room for improvement."
Mr. Mayor
"Yeah. Yeah. Yeah."
Mr. Mayor
"Yeah."
Mr. Mayor
"Why don't the team and I take a look first."
Mr. Mayor
"See what we can improve before the citywide rollout."
Mr. Mayor
"Great idea, James."
Mr. Mayor
"Yeah."
Mr. Mayor
"Race you to the top, dog breath!"
Mr. Mayor
"Deal with it, dog breaths!"
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"Suck eggs, person breath! [dog whimpers]"
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"Scorpio! Scorpio! Scorpio!"
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"I don't think I did a good job"
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"explaining to him what a Scorpio is."
Mr. Mayor
"What, Nora? What?"
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"This is the same exact trash can!"
Mr. Mayor
"Actually, sir, it's not."
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"Yes, the original trash cans"
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"were pretty sticky on social."
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"But how exactly were they trending?"
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""LA trash mouth." "Garbage clown.""
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""Hotdog slut." - That is definitely sexual."
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"- You think I don't know that? - Now that is awareness, yes."
Mr. Mayor
"But it's not the message we're looking for,"
Mr. Mayor
"which is why we've updated to 2.0."
Mr. Mayor
"Hi, I'm Mayor Neil Bremer."
Mr. Mayor
"Thank you for your trash."
Mr. Mayor
"Boy, that--that is something."
Mr. Mayor
"The original cans had a fatal flaw."
Mr. Mayor
"They didn't identify you as the mayor."
Mr. Mayor
"So we've corrected that error with ten fun phrases"
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"the team put together using existing soundbites."
Mr. Mayor
"I'll finish it if you won't! I'm Mayor Neil Bremer."
Mr. Mayor
"And it's all eco-friendly."
Mr. Mayor
"The speakers are solar-powered and the electronics"
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"are all recycled from that dump that's all Furbys from 1998."
Mr. Mayor
"Your trash but my treasure! I'm Mayor Neil Bremer."
Mr. Mayor
"- It's pretty great, huh? - Oh, yeah."
Mr. Mayor
"Yeah, yeah, yeah."
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"But--yeah."
Mr. Mayor
"Yeah?"
Mr. Mayor
"Permission to go citywide, sir?"
Mr. Mayor
"Is there another choice?"
Mr. Mayor
"Oh, sorry. I was talking to the can."
Mr. Mayor
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