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Clips from The Toy (1982)

"Hang on to your seat!"
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"Hi, Dad!"
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"What are you doing here, you asshole?"
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"The question is, what the hell you doing here?"
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"You're fired!"
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"You know who you're taking a photo with?"
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"No. Who?"
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"The Grand Wizard of the Ku Klux Klan."
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"That'll surprise a lot of your voters."
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"Mr. Bates'll get a lot of mileage out of that photo."
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"- You're fired. - Are the FCC, IRS, or FBI after you?"
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"He doesn't know what he's saying. Music! Everybody dance."
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"- Let's get him! - Holy shit!"
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"- Go for the tents! - I'll get the other side!"
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"Get the tents!"
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"Duck, you suckers!"
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"- Senator... - Later, Bates."
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"Fair-weather friend, the bastard. I told you to dance!"
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"Yes, sir!"
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"Don't jump her. Just dance!"
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"- Let's get them again! - Let's go back for another try."
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"- Here they come again! - Do your thing, Jack!"
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"All right, war has been declared!"
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"You show them, Jack!"
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"Angela, this is for you!"
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"What's the matter? I'm in the back."
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"- Hang on, wizard! Let's go to Oz. - Let me off!"
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"You want to get off here?"
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"Way to go, Jack! All right!"
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"You look like an Eskimo Pie. No, I've got it. Al Jolson."
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"- Jack, look out! - I'll give you an Eskimo Pie!"
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"What's wrong? Are you okay?"
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"I've had enough of this."
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"- Put that pie down! - I didn't throw the first pie."
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"Klansman, let's go."
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"Why, you nitwit!"
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"Let's get out of here!"
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"- Move it! - I'll get you!"
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"- You trying to kill the kid? - No! I'm trying to kill you."
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"Come on, Jack. Hurry up."
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"I'll get you! There's no way to get away!"
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"- Can't you go faster? - I'm hurrying."
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"- Look out! - You can't get away!"
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"Look out!"
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"Holy cow! It works!"
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"Daddy!"
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"He's in trouble!"
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"But I can't swim!"
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"You dirty son of a bitch!"
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"What? I can't hear you, Mr. Bates."
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"Come on. Get out!"
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"Daddy, are you okay?"
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"Thank you, Jack. Thank you."
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"Mr. Bates, please don't shoot me!"
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"Come in."
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"You saved my life. So I guess I owe you one."
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"After what I did to your party, I think we're even, okay?"
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"You know, that kid loves you."
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"He never loved me."
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"Sorry to hear that. Try talking to him."
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"Yeah, I talk to him. But he won't talk to me."
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"Your son loves you. You gotta hug him."
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"You mean, physically?"
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"Have you ever let your son sit on your lap..."
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"...and put your arms around him and talk to him?"
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"Pretend I'm Eric, and I'm home for a week."
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""Dad, I haven't seen you in a while! I wanna sit on your lap!""
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"- Are you crazy? - Yes, but trust me."
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""Come on, Dad, let's sit down! Come on!""
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""Pops, how you doing? Boy, I had a great time all year.""
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"I'll sit in your lap. "How you doing?" Hug me. Come on."
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"- Hug me and say, "I love you." - I love you."
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"- Say it louder. - I love you!"
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"You kinky little devil, you!"
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"I want you to understand something."
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"Whenever I drill an oil well, buy a cable system..."
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"...open a store, it's for you."
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"When you grow up, you'll control South Central Louisiana."
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"And that's some trick."
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"Jack says life's about people, not about your power."
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"He has no power. Of course it's people for him."
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"He has nothing else."
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"He says friends are most important."
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"I'm trying to talk to you."
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"He says you don't have any friends and that you know two kinds of people:"
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"- Ones that owe you and ones you owe. - I've heard enough about Jack."
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"That's it!"
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"Eric, I'm trying. Give me a chance."
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"How about you and me going to Europe together?"
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"There's no reason for you to go back to camp."
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"We'll go to London, Paris, Rome."
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"It might have been a nice trip."
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"Good to see you. How are things going?"
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"The storm is moving southwest..."
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"...so there's really no problem... Mr. Bates! Eric!"
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"Jesus! Come on, follow that kid!"
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"- Put it on my dad's bill. - Okay, kid."
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"No. Running away, what is that?"
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"- I wanna stay with you. - No!"
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"I don't like this mean game you're playing with your dad."
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"He's reaching out to you. He's making an effort. You're not."
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"You're a better person than that. Give the man a break."
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"Please."
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"Come here, man."
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"- I love you, Jack. - I love you too, Eric."
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"But I want you to do what's right."
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"You, your father and me gotta be the strangest people on earth."
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"Do you know that?"
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"I want you to do what's right."
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"If you love him and if you need him, you gotta tell him so."
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"If ever two people needed each other, it's you two."
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"You know..."
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"...he's right."
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"I do need you. And I love you."
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"I love you, Daddy. I really love you."
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"I really love you."
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"Get in the car, son."
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"- You know that job I offered you? - On the newspaper?"
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"It's for real."
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"- You won't be sorry, U.S. - "You ass." You're allowed."
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