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Clips from The Toy (1982)

"She's right. You shouldn't bathe with a naked man."
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"I forbid you! Oh, God!"
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"Here we go!"
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"- Oh, my God! - Do my back."
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"Mr. Bates!"
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"It Came from the Tub, starring Eric Bates as "It.""
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"I like you."
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"No, you don't!"
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"Let me guess. You're the new second-floor sprinkler system."
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"I'm Jack Brown. I'm sorry I messed up your carpet."
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"I wouldn't think this would tickle a grown man."
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"Amazing."
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"What people will do for money."
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"Who do they think they are?"
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"I'll kill him. I'll pull his head off. I'll get him!"
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"- Well, here they are now. - Hi, U.S. How are you?"
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"I'm fine. How are you?"
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"- Fancy, you look so good tonight. - Hi, sugar-pie!"
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"I'm glad to see you. Look at those bracelets. Where did you get them?"
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"These old things?"
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"The word I get is that they're going to indict you."
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"Oh. State or federal?"
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"Federal. Now where's that limey of yours with the bourbon?"
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"Barkley!"
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"Your bourbon, my lords."
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"Thank you, my lords."
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"A federal case? Maybe we ought to run a little party for the senator."
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"I always thought that they conducted their proms in an excellent manner."
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"It used to be my pleasure to buy the band uniforms."
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"And each year, we'd have a different color."
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"Do you know why they're having a party downstairs?"
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"Because it's goodbye for you guys."
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"It's called a "wrap party." This is all for you guys."
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"They're not selling you anymore."
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"They got a new toy to sell called the "Jack Brown.""
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"Me, the wind-up asshole. Yes, that's me."
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"I'm taking over all of the stores next Christmas."
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"Kids will holler for me. They won't want no teddy bears like you."
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"And they won't want no sad pandas. And no camels."
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"No tigers, leopards, lions, rabbits."
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"And orangutans. You understand? Kids will want a Jack Brown wind-up."
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""Mommy, I want a Jack Brown wind-up. Suzy's can play basketball."
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"Otto's can drive a Cadillac."
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"He's real cute too and I want to pinch his nose.""
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"That's what I've done to myself. I sold out to Morehouse, you know?"
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"I'll end up in this room with all you toys for the rest of my life."
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"What the hell is that?"
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"Jesus! What the..."
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"Why..."
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"You think that's funny? What do you think of this?"
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"Goodbye! I want my clothes!"
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""Goodbye! I want my clothes!""
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"I want my clothes!"
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"I want my clothes!"
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"- I'm not kidding! - "I want my clothes! I'm not kidding!""
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"- I want my clothes. - Mr. Brown. Now sit down for a minute."
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"They're in the dryer, and they're all wet."
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"Now tell me something. Are you brown all over?"
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"You can talk dirty, if you like. I'll jump on top of you."
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"How disgusting for him to force himself into my room. Go to bed!"
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"- Jack! - What?"
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"- Where you going? - Home."
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"- Why? - Are you that dumb, kid?"
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"- Jesus! - Aren't we full of surprises?"
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"Yes, the laundry room. Why don't you just follow me?"
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"- See you, Eric. Thanks very much. - You're welcome."
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"Excuse me. May I have your attention?"
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"I just wanted you all to see what U.S. Bought his boy today."
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"It doesn't even need batteries. Isn't that sweet?"
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"I hope it'll start a trend to solve the unemployment situation."
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"If y'all want one for your children, we're taking orders..."
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"- We gotta talk. - U.S., can't you take a joke?"
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"- I'm embarrassed! - That wasn't remotely amusing."
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"- Not remotely amusing. - You're marking my arm, sugar."
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"I thought three weeks with that shrink would do."
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"You gotta spend some quiet time at the hospital."
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"I'm sorry. I was bragging. You liked for me to brag on you."
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"Let loose of me."
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"You gonna deal with what happened? Your wife embarrassed me!"
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"So? You're getting paid."
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"It's your bedtime. Put your toy away and go to sleep."
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"- You, come with me. - You can't pay me enough money!"
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"You'll get yours."
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"- Son of a... - You can't leave!"
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"- I can't? - In your pajamas?"
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"Money? You're not hearing me. I was embarrassed and humiliated!"
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"You acted like money was important."
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"- I was wrong! - Was I bad?"
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"Were you bad? What you were gave a new meaning to the word "bad.""
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"Stop! Don't go out that door!"
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"There's parking people out front, and they'll laugh."
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"Go out the side door."
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"You sure? Listen to me, you're something else, man."
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"You never cease to amaze me."
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"Each time I think you're a rotten kid, you do something real nice."
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"- Thanks, pal. Take it easy. - So long."
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"- Bye. - Bye-bye, Eric."
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"Eric! Open this door, you little shit!"
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"- Should we do something? - What else can go wrong?"
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"Probably a short-circuited wire or something."
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"Open the door, you bastard!"
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"- He might be armed and dangerous! - Negro!"
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"- Grab him. Probably on drugs. - Bet he got out of prison."
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"- Hey! Watch my car! - He's high on marijuana, I bet!"
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"It's only a fault in the electrical system, I'm sure."
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"- Well, Rasputin, what's next? - I want to go back to school."
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"- Before the end of spring vacation? - Tonight."
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"- But this is my week. - I knew you wouldn't let me."
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"What's wrong? What happened? Are you disappointed..."
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"...that I didn't drown?"
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"It's always my fault. Well, it wasn't. It was Fancy's."
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"She didn't have to take him down and get him embarrassed."
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"Now he won't come back no matter how much you pay."
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"I don't want to stay because I don't have anyone to play with!"
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"Don't, Dad! I want him back! Don't! I want Jack back."
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"Please, Daddy. Please get me Jack back. Please!"
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"They've come for the pajamas."
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"Just a minute!"
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"- Please, Mr. Brown! - No."
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"- The kid needs a shrink. - I agree with you."
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