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Clips from The Toy (1982)

"I just want a job."
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"Here's your Phi Beta. I'm sorry."
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"I can do anything a woman can do. Almost."
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"No. Answer's no."
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"No now. No tomorrow. No next week."
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"No next month. No next year."
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"You know what I like about this outfit, Mr. Morehouse?"
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"Its open-mindedness."
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"I think you're trouble. Mr. Bates doesn't want any trouble."
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"Thank you for coming. My secretary will give you a parking validation."
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"I'm not trouble. My girlfriend, she's trouble."
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"Is she foxy? What kind of trouble could she be?"
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"Oh, she's a legal staff for the local Klanwatch."
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"She's very litigious."
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"Litigious."
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"- She sues people? - Like in court."
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"Why don't you sit down? You don't want this job."
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"No. I'll be truthful with you."
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"You'd have to come in two days, on Tuesdays and Fridays..."
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"...to serve a staff luncheon."
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"I waited tables in college."
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"Every weeknight you have to clean the window displays for three hours."
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"- I'll take it. - Is it that bad out there?"
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"Worse."
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"How attached are you to that beard?"
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"I'm not gonna vacuum with my beard. That's the '60s. This is the '80s."
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"You see, we're part of Mr. Bates' family here."
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"And none of us have beards."
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"I will not be denied, Sidney."
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"She's busy. Come back about 3 o'clock."
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"I'm looking for Miss Ruby D. Simpson."
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"That's me. What do you want?"
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"I'm the new cleaning lady."
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"Lord, have mercy. Morehouse done flipped his wig."
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"I'm the new cleaning lady."
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"Come on, honey. Walk this way."
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"Move it."
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"He's gonna want to see all of this. So you know your job."
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"You want to be ready, right?"
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"Chicken, Mr. Morehouse?"
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"Please get some pants on before Mr. Bates sees you, okay?"
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"Okay, pilgrim."
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"Good morning, U.S."
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"- How are you, U. S? - Pretty good."
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"- Mr. U.S., phone. - No calls. Time is money."
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"- It's your son. - Excuse me."
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"Time is money."
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"Hello, Eric."
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"How was the flight?"
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"Good. Good."
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"I'm glad you're here. We're gonna have a wonderful week."
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"And anything you want."
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"Anything. Absolutely."
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"Okay, son. I'll see you."
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"- That's my tomato salad. - I'm sorry."
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"No, my salad."
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"Mine had four eggs on it."
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"I can... I can go help fix this."
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"I can fix this."
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"Excuse me, Mr. Morehouse."
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"I'm sorry, U.S. Goes back to you."
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"No, these other people got to eat."
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"Me, U. S?"
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"He wants to talk to you. Go on down there."
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"Cover your lip. Mustache."
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"Cover your lip."
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"Sorry, Mr. Bates."
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"You're very strong for a little lady."
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"And you have a lot of hair on your lip."
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"We don't like our waitresses to have hairy lips."
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"You see, I noticed..."
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"- Tell you what. Shave. - Shave?"
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"And after you shave, you're fired."
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"Thank you, Mr. Bates."
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"No, I can do it. I can do it, Mr. Bates."
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"- What did he say? - What a great man."
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"He says I'm sexy and he loves the chicken."
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"Know what I mean, soul brother?"
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"Power to the people. Right on."
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"Here we are, young man. Shall I wait?"
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"Give me a hand. Somebody give me a hand."
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"Let's see, hand, football."
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"Do I have to stay? I'm an accountant. Will he exceed his credit?"
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"We gotta win this one."
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"There's six seconds or we don't win the Super Bowl."
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"I didn't come this far to lose, okay?"
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"He's fired. Did you fire him?"
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"I didn't fire him. You're the ones..."
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"Go deep. Swing left on blue, okay?"
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"On six. On three. On two."
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"Be ready. Somebody get Matoussac."
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"Okay! 36, 44, on blue!"
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"Go for it!"
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"I'm okay."
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"Blue, 26, 32."
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"It's always my toy department! Why can't he get into stereos?"
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"- Or something we don't even sell. - We sell everything."
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"Don't know my own strength."
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""Danger. Do not touch.""
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"Wonder Wheel."
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"Looks like a job for me."
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"Wonder Wheel."
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"This is great."
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"Bounces. Dance on it."
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"What's so dangerous about..."
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"It doesn't work. That's why it's dangerous."
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"It works!"
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"Wonder Wheel! Stop! I admit it, it works!"
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"Okay. Stop, Wonder Wheel!"
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"Nice Wonder Wheel! Stop!"
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"Stop the Wonder Wheel!"
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"Help! Wonder Wheel!"
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"I'm the Wonder Wheel champion of the world!"
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"Miracle Wonder Wheel! The best one!"
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"The best..."
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"Wonder Wheel, no. Wonder Wheel..."
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"Come on. Don't, you can't. We've been through too much together."
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"Come on! Come on, Wonder Wheel."
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"Come on, you can do it."
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"I don't want to be a Wonder-Wheel murderer."
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