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Clips from Bob's Burgers - Touch of Eval(uations) (S12E12)

really get your motor running.

"really get your motor running."

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Doesn't sound like me.

"Doesn't sound like me."

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And it worked, right?

"And it worked, right?"

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Your next assignment-- the oral presentation--

"Your next assignment-- the oral presentation--"

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that was a solid A-minus. Remember?

"that was a solid A-minus. Remember?"

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And that concludes my report.

"And that concludes my report."

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And now would anyone care for Latvia's popular savory pastry,

"And now would anyone care for Latvia's popular savory pastry,"

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piradzini?

"piradzini?"

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I did not work harder on that.

"I did not work harder on that."

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I had a lot of soda and I couldn't sleep.

"I had a lot of soda and I couldn't sleep."

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And we happened to have all the ingredients for piradzini!

"And we happened to have all the ingredients for piradzini!"

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I'm just saying,

"I'm just saying,"

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I still have a few moves, huh?

"I still have a few moves, huh?"

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So she made me get an A-minus?

"So she made me get an A-minus?"

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- That rat. - (groans)

"- That rat. - (groans)"

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Maybe LaBonz is... (sighs)

"Maybe LaBonz is... (sighs)"

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actually kind of an okay teacher?

"actually kind of an okay teacher?"

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And person? If teachers are, in fact, people.

"And person? If teachers are, in fact, people."

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I mean, Gene and I both had her for fourth grade,

"I mean, Gene and I both had her for fourth grade,"

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and she really got us to step up our game.

"and she really got us to step up our game."

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Wait, you guys used to be... worse students?

"Wait, you guys used to be... worse students?"

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Oh, yeah. I didn't do school so good.

"Oh, yeah. I didn't do school so good."

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Now I do school not so bad.

"Now I do school not so bad."

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There she goes,

"There she goes,"

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walking out to the overflow lot.

"walking out to the overflow lot."

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And walking. And walking.

"And walking. And walking."

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Crap. I don't want Ms. LaBonz to see my evaluation now.

"Crap. I don't want Ms. LaBonz to see my evaluation now."

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It's... not nice.

"It's... not nice."

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Getting smaller. Crossing the train tracks.

"Getting smaller. Crossing the train tracks."

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Should she have just taken the train there?

"Should she have just taken the train there?"

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It's actually just mean.

"It's actually just mean."

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Ooh, there's a big puddle in her way.

"Ooh, there's a big puddle in her way."

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She's thinking.

"She's thinking."

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Maybe even nasty.

"Maybe even nasty."

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Is she turning around? No, she's gonna jump it!

"Is she turning around? No, she's gonna jump it!"

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Running and...

"Running and..."

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"Oh! So close."

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I got to get that evaluation back.

"I got to get that evaluation back."

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Is that dog attacking her?

"Is that dog attacking her?"

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Never mind. She fought it off.

"Never mind. She fought it off."

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Hey, Mr. Frond, I, uh, need to take back my evaluation.

"Hey, Mr. Frond, I, uh, need to take back my evaluation."

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It has curse words in it, and I know how delicate you are.

"It has curse words in it, and I know how delicate you are."

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Louise, stop.

"Louise, stop."

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Once an evaluation goes into the system--

"Once an evaluation goes into the system--"

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which is my canvas messenger bag-- that's it.

"which is my canvas messenger bag-- that's it."

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Plus, see all these poor saps waiting?

"Plus, see all these poor saps waiting?"

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Sor-Sorry, Mr. De Santo. Maybe you'll be fine.

"Sor-Sorry, Mr. De Santo. Maybe you'll be fine."

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- But I have to get... - No, get your paws out of there.

"- But I have to get... - No, get your paws out of there."

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Well, uh, while we have you,

"Well, uh, while we have you,"

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Gene had a weird dream he needs analyzed.

"Gene had a weird dream he needs analyzed."

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Actually, I did. I dreamt I had hair down to my butt

"Actually, I did. I dreamt I had hair down to my butt"

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and I could swing it like nobody's business

"and I could swing it like nobody's business"

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and heads were a-turnin'.

"and heads were a-turnin'."

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Wow. But I don't have time.

"Wow. But I don't have time."

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Tina, you needed some emergency counseling, didn't you?

"Tina, you needed some emergency counseling, didn't you?"

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Uh, I'm afraid books are going to miss me

"Uh, I'm afraid books are going to miss me"

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when I finish reading them.

"when I finish reading them."

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Should I be worried I think that?

"Should I be worried I think that?"

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- Probably. - (groans)

"- Probably. - (groans)"

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Let's do this, Coach Blevins.

"Let's do this, Coach Blevins."

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Oh, my God, I think I'm gonna be sick.

"Oh, my God, I think I'm gonna be sick."

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I've got a trash can. You can puke in that.

"I've got a trash can. You can puke in that."

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Been there.

"Been there."

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So, any progress?

"So, any progress?"

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Are you gonna be my customers for a change?

"Are you gonna be my customers for a change?"

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Calm down, Mort. They're still deadlocked.

"Calm down, Mort. They're still deadlocked."

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Hey! "Deadlocked." You can use that if you want.

"Hey! "Deadlocked." You can use that if you want."

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I think we're just not gonna figure it out today.

"I think we're just not gonna figure it out today."

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So we're back to plan B-- don't get hit by a bus.

"So we're back to plan B-- don't get hit by a bus."

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No. You know what? Whatever we do after we're gone, Lin,

"No. You know what? Whatever we do after we're gone, Lin,"

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I just want it to be together.

"I just want it to be together."

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So, if you want your ashes spread somewhere crazy

"So, if you want your ashes spread somewhere crazy"

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or you want to be thrown into a volcano,

"or you want to be thrown into a volcano,"

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that's what I want, too.

"that's what I want, too."

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I just want to be with you.

"I just want to be with you."

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Even if we're dead.

"Even if we're dead."

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Aw, Bobby. Hey, maybe being buried isn't so bad.

"Aw, Bobby. Hey, maybe being buried isn't so bad."

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It'd kind of be like laying around in bed Sunday mornings

"It'd kind of be like laying around in bed Sunday mornings"

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before the kids were born, right?

"before the kids were born, right?"

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Yeah, but what about the worms?

"Yeah, but what about the worms?"

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Well, maybe they'll eat you first and be like,

"Well, maybe they'll eat you first and be like,"

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"Eh, this place sucks. Let's try another cemetery."

""Eh, this place sucks. Let's try another cemetery.""

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Thanks, Lin. I-I think.

"Thanks, Lin. I-I think."

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No pressure, but here are some prices

"No pressure, but here are some prices"

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if you want to lock in now and beat inflation.

"if you want to lock in now and beat inflation."

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- Oh, my God. - That's for two?

"- Oh, my God. - That's for two?"

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We're not buying the whole row!

"We're not buying the whole row!"

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Forget it. We'll never afford that.

"Forget it. We'll never afford that."

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You know, I-I got a pretty big yard.

"You know, I-I got a pretty big yard."

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- What? - Go on.

"- What? - Go on."

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Is there a shade tree?

"Is there a shade tree?"

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No, but there are some huge dandelions.

"No, but there are some huge dandelions."

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So illegal.

"So illegal."

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We're just joking, Mort.

"We're just joking, Mort."

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We're not gonna do it.

"We're not gonna do it."

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I see you winking.

"I see you winking."

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Not terrible scores, Coach.

"Not terrible scores, Coach."

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I really thought someone would bring up your breath.

"I really thought someone would bring up your breath."

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There's something the matter with my breath?

"There's something the matter with my breath?"

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No...

"No..."

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So, uh, who's next?

"So, uh, who's next?"

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Ms. LaBonz, let's do you.

"Ms. LaBonz, let's do you."

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- Okay. - Mr. Frond, can I just have one minute?

"- Okay. - Mr. Frond, can I just have one minute?"

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- Go away, Louise. - (groans)

"- Go away, Louise. - (groans)"

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Leave school! Can't believe I have to say that.

"Leave school! Can't believe I have to say that."

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What do we do? I need to get in there and explain.

"What do we do? I need to get in there and explain."

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Message in a bottle?

"Message in a bottle?"

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Carrier pigeon? Regular pigeon?

"Carrier pigeon? Regular pigeon?"

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Start a rumor, hope it spreads in there?

"Start a rumor, hope it spreads in there?"

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Wait. There is a way.

"Wait. There is a way."

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All right, let's just start plowing through these.

"All right, let's just start plowing through these."

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Wow. Uh, this person had a lot to say. Whew.

"Wow. Uh, this person had a lot to say. Whew."

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I'm just gonna move this box of tissues closer to you.

"I'm just gonna move this box of tissues closer to you."

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No reason.

"No reason."

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Let's get it over with.

"Let's get it over with."

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"Ms. LaBonz is so burned-out..."

""Ms. LaBonz is so burned-out...""

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LOUISE: Hi, I'm an anonymous student

"LOUISE: Hi, I'm an anonymous student"

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with an updated evaluation.

"with an updated evaluation."

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- What? - Huh?

"- What? - Huh?"

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And if I sound like someone you know, I'm not.

"And if I sound like someone you know, I'm not."

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