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Clips from Funny Girl

"Miss Fanny?"
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"- Miss Fanny? - Down here, Emma. Third row."
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"I came in early to tidy up, and the doorman said you were in."
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"You nervous?"
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"Nervous, happy, scared, excited..."
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"Did you hear that, Mrs. Strakosh?"
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"She must a-shine in every detail Like a ring you're buyin' retail"
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"Be a standard size that Fits a standard dress"
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"That was all right when you were a child and made funny faces."
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"- Then, you were cute. - My condolences, you're no longer cute."
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"From three faces that could cause ya To have temporary nausea"
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"Do I have to hear a lecture Such as that?"
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"Ma. Ma."
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"Should I throw her into jail Or drown the cat?"
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"She possesses Golden talents"
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"Or is that a pill too bitter To digest?"
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"Wait a minute, wait."
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"Go."
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"Hold it, Eddie."
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"You, with the skinny legs."
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"You. Yes, you, with the bloomers!"
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"You call that a replacement? What, Eddie, did you owe somebody a favor?"
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"- It seemed like a funny idea. - What's funny?"
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"- That's what I say. - Back at 4."
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"I've got a lot of experience, honest. I've been on-stage since I was 10."
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"Amateur contests, Gottlieb's Southern Repertory..."
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"- And you are out! Eddie? - I'm trying to tell you something..."
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"- Sorry, kid. - Give me a chance!"
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"- Out. - I do a terrific time step! Watch!"
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"Now, all of a sudden, in walks a bagel."
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"So you take a look at it and say, "What is that?"..."
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"...until you tried it. So that's my trouble."
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"And that's six expressions more Than all them Barrymores put together"
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"Come on."
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"Instead of just kicking me"
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"'Cause they're scared that I got Such a gift"
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"I am by far"
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"But no one knows it"
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"Wait They're gonna hear a voice"
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"When I expose it"
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"Can't you see to look at me That I'm a natural Camille"
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"As Camille I just feel I've so much to offer"
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"Some ain't got it, not a lump"
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"They'll bend in half"
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"Did you ever hear the story About the traveling salesman?"
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"A thousand jokes Stick around for the jokes"
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"Who is as glamorous as? Who's an American beauty rose?"
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"One shot, one gunshot And bam"
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"Till someone blows it"
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"I'll light up like a light Right up like a light"
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"You'll bet your last dime In all of the world so far"
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"I am the greatest"
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"Greatest"
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"Star"
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"It's heard every place You find the grand ole flag"
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"Click your skates Spin your wheels"
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"You're gonna be surprised"
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"Thanks, mister, I really..."
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"Click your skates Spin your wheels, twirl your hips"
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"- Go back... - It's my show!"
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"Her. On her. Over there!"
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"Smile."
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"What do you think I'm paying you for? So they shouldn't like it?"
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"You're paying me?"
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"I don't know what you're paying me, but I bet it isn't enough."
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"When I get around to thinking about you, I'll let you know."
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"I know a lady who knows the lady who makes his shirts."
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"...and there'll be a knock."
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"You see? And there he'll be, Ziegfeld!"
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"- I beg your pardon? - Oh, I mean, your shirt."
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"It's absolutely the most gorgeous thing I've ever seen in my life."
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"...well, they were rented, you know..."
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"...they all got these stiff shirts."
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"I'll look for it in lights."
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"- What'd you say your name was? - Nick Arnstein."
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"- Thinking about me yet, Mr. Keeney? - Oh, it's you. Hello, Arnstein."
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"I'll give you $25 a week. Take it or leave it."
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"- I'll take it. - Leave it."
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"I'm offering 35."
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"One of your competitors authorized me to deal for him..."
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"- Hey, who's the competitor? - There's no competitor."
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"What do you mean, you were bluffing? Like in a poker game?"
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"- Well, what if Keeney stopped first? - You'd have lost."
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"- I would've lost a job. - I was willing to take a chance."
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"With my job?"
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"Hey!"
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"Tell them to put a little starch in the last rinse. That way, it won't go so limp."
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"Come on, telegram!"
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"A telegram for Mrs. Brice!"
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"What's that?"
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"See? By heart, like the Pledge Allegiance."
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"Mazel tov, Fanny, darling, mazel tov."
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"It's coming too easy. That's what's got me scared."
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"Where's all the suffering before you click?"
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"And the hard knocks, and the setbacks you're supposed to learn from?"
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"You haven't got the job yet. Who says if you get it, in a week you can't lose it?"
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"I am not bossy with you or anyone."
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"And even if I was..."
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"...Ziegfeld isn't just anyone."
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"Even our piano in the parlor"
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"Father bought for 10 cents On the dollar"
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"Everyone knows that I'm just Second hand Rose"
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"Bravo, Miss Brice! Perfectly charming, and I'm delighted."
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"John, will you get the bride music for Miss Brice, please?"
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"John, I want to see the second act opening right from the top."
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"I'll watch it from the balcony. Turn on the rails."
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"We'll do the second act opening, kids."
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"Sorry, Flo."
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"- Where is he? - He's up above. Like God."
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"Mr. Ziegfeld?"
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"Miss Brice, may I remind you that you're in my theater?"
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"So nobody argues with the landlord?"
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"Just take..."
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"...five."
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"- Is that bad, he's coming down? - Only if you wanna stay in the show."
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"- What's your name? - Fanny Brice."
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"Well, in that case, it was nice to have met you."
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"Now, what is all this? Not two minutes ago you said:"
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"...telling the audience how beautiful I am, I'll be back at Keeney's..."
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"But I need a strong voice in the finale."
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