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Clips from Mike Tyson Mysteries - Tyson of Arabia (S03E03)

"Ooh, Prince Farook, that was delicious."
Mike Tyson Mysteries
"-What was that? -Roasted goat."
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"Mmm. It never tastes like that when I make it."
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"Well, now that we have had our pleasure."
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"Let us take care of our business."
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"You've had time to look over my file?"
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"Yeah, when we got back from the mall."
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"I mean, we did it before we went to the mall."
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"And how do you wish to handle my prostate?"
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"Very carefully."
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"(LAUGHING)"
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"That's a prostate joke, but seriously, man."
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"We have no (BLEEP) idea."
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"We're not (BLEEP) doctors, man."
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"We couldn't read anything in that file."
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"(SCOFFS) Doctors are narrow minded fools."
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"But, you, Mike Tyson and your men..."
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"Oh. My apologies, madam. I didn't mean to exclude you."
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"(CHUCKLES) Oh, thanks that's..."
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"Oh."
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"I want you to use all of your mystery solving powers"
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"to shrink my prostate."
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"Oh, shrink your prostate?"
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"Okay, that's giving me an idea."
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"Now, you're gonna say this is because I just saw the movie Innerspace,"
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"starring Dennis Quaid and that other guy from Three Amigos!"
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"But it's not. It's unrelated."
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"I say you shrink us all down,"
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"put us in, and I don't know what it was in Innerspace,"
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"but put us in that thing that Dennis Quaid was in."
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"And then inject us in the tip of your penis"
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"and we'll pilot the thing that's in Innerspace"
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"all the way up your penis, to your prostate."
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"And then,"
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"here's the part that's different from Innerspace,"
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"we use the same stuff to shrink us,"
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"to shrink your prostate."
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"Do you have access to this technology?"
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"Oh, no, I have no idea. I don't think that exists."
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"I mean, we could go, maybe find people that worked on Innerspace."
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"But that movie's like 30 years old."
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"And it's a movie, so that's like, um,"
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"make believe, you know."
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"And you're not gonna believe this"
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"but I could eat some more of that goat."
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"I am not ready to give up."
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"I will use all of my resources to find someone"
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"who can deliver this technology."
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"I know people in Pakistan, in Beirut, Syria."
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"Oh, that sounds like a good group."
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"I hope we get involved with all these people."
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"Maybe travel there. Meet them face to face."
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"No. You shall stay at the Burj and await my call."
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"I thank you, for you have given me hope."
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"This meeting is over."
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"Unless, um..."
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"The lady would like to stay?"
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"Okay."
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"What. Wait, that's it?"
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"Aw, the night's over?"
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"Ate too much goat."
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"I'm going straight to bed."
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"But first..."
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"I'm going straight to one of those gold toilets."
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"-Yung? -Mmm. I think I'm just gonna take a bath and go to bed."
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"Ah... Pigeon, what do you say?"
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"See what the, uh, club scene's like? Huh?"
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"No."
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"I think I'll try and get in that bathroom before Yung"
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"and hide in the towels and watch her bathe."
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"Something mellow, I'm kinda jet lagged."
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"What? So nobody wants to join Isis?"
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"Oh! You might be unpopular, Isis, but I support you."
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"MAN: (WHISPERS) You... You support ISIS?"
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"What? Uh, yeah."
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"(WHISPERS) Get in."
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"Oh, um..."
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"Well, normally I have someone buy me a drink first, but..."
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"(CHUCKLES) Okay."
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"-MAN: Again. -(WHIMPERING)"
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"Prince Abdur Farook is an enemy of the Caliphate."
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"I will use my connections to gain access to the Prince."
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"Where I will set off my suicide vest, killing myself and him."
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"And be rewarded in heaven with 72 virgin maidens."
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"(MUMBLES) Can't wait."
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"He's ready."
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"Yung, Pigeon, I'm okay, I'm alright."
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"-What? -What... I'm back!"
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"-What are you talkin' about? -Oh, my God!"
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"Did none of you notice?"
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"I was kidnapped..."
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"For three weeks!"
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"Really? Nope, didn't notice."
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"Oh, my God."
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"Well, apparently, there is a group of maniacs called ISIS."
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"And they do not mean the goddess of fertility and love."
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"(STAMMERS) Have you heard of these people?"
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"Yes! Do you not read the news?"
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"What? No. As a matter of fact, I don't because it's depressing..."
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"MIKE: (OVER SPEAKERS) Okay, I'm nearing the prostate."
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"I mean, I think I am."
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"(MACHINES WHIRRING)"
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"What... Shut the front door!"
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"The shrinking thing worked?"
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"We tracked down one of the production designers from the film Innerspace."
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"We were also able to meet Dennis Quaid. Okay, my friend."
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"On the control panel, to your left is a red button."
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"This will release a dosage of the same shrinking serum we used to shrink you"
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"to shrink the prostate."
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"(GASPS) Marquess, is that a suicide vest?"
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"Uh, yeah. I got it when I was kidnapped."
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"We will be fine as long as he doesn't press the red button."
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"MIKE: (OVER SPEAKERS) So, don't press the red button?"
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"-Can I at least take it off? -No!"
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"You must first clip that green wire."
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"Not red. Green. Green!"
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"MIKE: (OVER SPEAKERS) Okay, green it is."
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"Pressing the green button now."
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"No! Pressing the green button will instantly re-enlarge--"
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"-(SPLATTERING) -(SHIP POWERING DOWN)"
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